She's the Vamp
Author's note: I have no idea, you guys. I was wondering how LSP/Marshall Lee would work and came up with this. Title was influenced with She's the Man. Heh.
If it was possible to choke on the colour red, Marceline did so now. The half grey strawberry fell from her fingers, landing onto the floor with a tiny splat.
"Say what now? I think I heard you wrong Peebs," said the vampire.
Princess Bubblegum bent down to pick up the strawberry and tsk-tsked disapprovingly at her,
"I said that you need to shape shift into a guy," clarified the princess.
Marceline's mouth opened and closed again as she looked around her bedroom. They weren't exactly alone and while she had no problem complying to the princess' wishes (especially kinky ones), it would be a first if they wanted to do it in front of blabbermouth Lumpy Space Princess.
"Are you sure Bonni? I'm cool with it but just checkin' with you," whispered Marceline as she floated just next to the princess.
Said princess just glared at her and pinged the fallen strawberry at the vampire's face.
"Ow! Glob! What the butt?" she cried out.
"Marceline! What are you thinking? Did you even listen to the plan for the last ten minutes? Ugh! Of course you didn't. Silly me. Now listen up! We need you to change into a guy for LSP," said Princess Bubblegum, reclaiming her seat on her bed with odd papers strewn around on it.
"Uh huh! And then, like, oh mah Glob! You're gonna be like the hottest thing eveeer and we're gonna like, make out and like, make Brad jealous!" added Lumpy Space Princess excitedly.
For a moment Marceline stared at the two princesses and back to her bowl of strawberries. They were probably spiked with Bonnibelle's experimentations. That must be it for she had never heard of a more ridiculous plan than that. (Except perhaps from Finn or Jake but that was to be expected.)
Cautiously she floated away from them, slowly picking up her axe bass that she had leaned against the open window.
"Get back here! Warum ist meine Freundin so, so unggh! Marceline. Listen. We're going to make Brad jealous so he knows what he's missing with LSP. You are the only one I know who can do this convincingly," stated Princess Bubblegum.
"Finn's a real dude. Why not ask him?" said Marceline suspiciously.
"Aww come on. Brad has seen Finn and seriously we need like, some sexy vampire hotness like oh my Glob, we'll be the hottest couple ever that everyone on lumpy space will like, talk about us for ages!" exclaimed LSP.
"What if I don't agree to this plan?" asked Marceline.
She could just stick her foot out of the window and just a little bit more, she could be flying out of there in no time.
It was just 9pm and while she had agreed to come over for a little girls' night in, maybe a little junk food or dessert snackage, a gossip session and perhaps a make over, she had never thought of being a sexy vampire for LSP.
For Bonnibelle, definitely.
For LSP, no.
Princess Bubblegum crossed her arms across her chest and gave the vampire a meaningful glare.
"Then I'm going to lock my window and won't let you sample my strawberries every night from now on," answered the princess.
The two of them locked gazes with each other while LSP kept on yammering about how Brad was going to regret it and he really, really would totally regret it for not being with her. Marceline sighed and floated back towards Princess Bubblegum with her axe bass in hand.
It must have meant something to Bonni if she was going to withhold her strawberries from her to help LSP out. Her luscious sweet tasting strawberries...
"Fine, whatever. I'm in," grumbled Marceline.
"Wunderbar! Here, read this! I have researched a suitable role for you that will occur and optimum performance with LSP!" said the princess triumphantly.
The princess scooped up the papers on her bed and shoved it towards the vampire.
"Wait, what do you mean by suitable role?" asked Marceline, trying not to drop both her axe bass and the papers.
"You're going to be the vampire king!"
