Previously…


The Authority was out of power, as everyone was celebrating… even Steven Nevins…


Steven N was in a huge living room, as he was with Dolph Ziggler, the sole survivor. He said, "Dolph, for bravery beyond reproach, for surviving all odds, for making the WWE and its fans a better community, and for showing the world that we cannot be in the chains of dictatorship, Steven Nevins proudly gives you this golden watch… that I had from my father, who has left my mother, when I was 8."

He gave him the watch and said, "Now, keep it safe, and treasure it well. Cena would be happy for you. That watch is a symbol for good luck. At first, it wasn't sheer luck. Dad didn't want it from evil people, including those from World War II. It was our birthright. He didn't want the Axis Powers to take it… so he shined it up real nice, turned it sideways, and he hid it… straight up, where it hurts the most, and the one place he knew where they can't find it: his arse. After World War II ended, after a long five years, the doctors pulled out the watch, cleaned it off, and had it as a keepsake. Then, many years later, when I was only 3, and around the time Michelle was born, he gave it to me. But I never hid it up my arse, until Daddy left me, and Mom died, months later. Minutes after Mom died, I hid the watch up my arse, until I was married. And I removed it, myself; don't ask. I was gonna give it to my son. But I ended up with Junior and Bethany… which is okay by me, since they are adorable girls."

Dolph was disgusted, as Steven N finished, "And now… Lone Survivor… I'm giving the watch… to you. Plus, my wife hates it, since it was made from pyrite gold."

Dolph smiled and said, "Thanks, I guess. Authentic, but nice. What do you think, Julie?"

Julie Saunders, in her plaid vest and white blouse, was sitting on her couch. She huffed at the two men, "Get out of my house, eh."


But then…


The fans cheered on, as a lone woman in black hair and a Sailor Moon shirt was waving a sign that says "Sailor Scouts 4-Life". She approached the ringside area, holding her sign, as Sailor Moon was dizzy. Sailor Mars kneeled up and moaned, "Man… She's gotten better than I thought."

She crawled to Moon, as she said, "Now's my chance to win…"

As she crawled towards her fallen Sailor Guardian and Moon Princess, the fan with the sign dove into the ring and shoved Sailor Moon to the corner. D.L. tried to get her out, but she was chucked out of the ring. She approached a downed and tired Sailor Mars, ran to the ropes, and delivered a running stomp to the head, onto the floor.

(Cole): OH! And that fan of Sailor Moon just delivered a Curb Stomp to Sailor Mars! Someone get security in here!

(JBL): She's kind of big for a female fan!

The woman unmasked herself, pulling out her wig and removing her shirt, revealing to have long black hair with blonde hair on the side, a beard, and with black tights.

(Cole): I don't believe it! That's NO fan!

(JBL): That's Seth Rollins! The Future of WWE!

(Cole): I'll bet The Authority had sic their star player into the ring! Sailor Mars is out like a light! The referee is out cold, and Sailor Moon is still dizzy!

(JBL): This has got to be a dander in Steven Nevins' company! Serves him right!

Rollins held up his golden briefcase, which was his Money in the Bank title shot, and bashed Sailor Moon's head with it. He dropped the briefcase, as the fans were booing at Rollins. He called to the crowd, as the booing continued.

(Cole): Folks, this is despicable, pure and simple.

(JBL): Seth Rollins has destroyed BOTH Sailor Guardians. He has sent a message to the locker room.

(Cole): Folks, I'm sorry that this is happening. Seth Rollins has gone too far!

JBL laughs, as Seth Rollins raises his arms up, holding his dented briefcase up.

(JBL): There's your future, Michael. Whatcha gonna do, when Mr. Money in the Bank punishes you? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

(Cole): Sickening, even for this fanfic…


And it led to today…


Steven Nevins, in his suit, was reading the Daily Times, as he was furious. He then roared, seeing the front page.

"STUPID ARSEHOLES! THOSE SPASTIC MONGRELS, BORN IN NEW ENGLAND! SAILOR GUARDIAN DESTROYERS! HEARTLESS TWATS! *bark, bark, woof* AND ALL THAT SORT OF RUT! I'LL SEAR THEM IN J.R.'S BBQ SAUCE!"

He threw the newspaper down, as the headlines read: "The Authority returns to power – fires 3 Top WWE Superstars", "All Hope has Faded AGAIN", "John Cena is to blame!", "Who can stop this nightmare?", "Outcome of Survivor Series now deemed POINTLESS", "Fans lose hope and faith, and unsubscribe to WWE Network".

Steven Nevins stomped on the newspaper, and then ran to the carpet and bite on it, chewing it in a huge line, since it was connected and imprinted in a dotted line. He continued to chew, as he roared at the top of his lungs, "Those Greenwich-havin', Best for Business worshipping, power abusing, fire starting, JIVE-ARSE MOTHERFUCK-AAAAAAAAAHS!"

He called on the PA, "ATTENTION, MIZ-K TAKASE! Stop the publishing of fics and listen to MY ideas!"

He roared, at the top of his lungs, "DESTROY THE AUTHORITY!"

Michelle called on the phone, "Destroy The Authority!" and then hung up.

Up above a watchtower in Hounan High, Ran Kotobuki called out, "Destroy The Authority!"

At Crystal Tokyo, Usagi Tsukino cried out, "DESTROY THE AUTHORITY!"

Yui Hirasawa, running to school, called out to the neighborhoods, "Destroy The Authority!"

Holding up a megaphone, Tenma Tsukamoto called out, from atop Yagami High, "DESTROY THE AUTHORITY!"

Mikoto called back, "DESTROY THE AUTHORITY!"

At Promised Island, Rinrin called to her Mecha Rinrins, "Destroy The Authority!"

The robots called out, saluting, "DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! THE AUTHORITY!"

In ACROSS, Il Palazzo was typing on a telegraph, sending his message in Morse Code.

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And that's how it all began. The fanfic world heard news of Triple H & Stephanie's return to WWE, as The Authority. It started on Dec. 29th, 2014. John Cena brought The Authority back in power, when Seth Rollins threatened to smash Edge's head in concrete bricks, paralyzing him in a wheelchair, for life. Cena agreed to bring them back, just to save his former rival and WWE Hall of Famer.

But their comeback would set fire towards some of Miz-K Takase's well-known regulars and stories.


January 6th, 2015 – a date that will live… in infamy…


Steven Nevins was on the podium, as he was calling out to the WWE Fans, and those who stopped watching, due to The Authority's recent comeback.

"And don't forget to pay $9.99, you dopes!" He bellowed, "It is all John Cena's fault, for bringing them back! If been rupture, and those to have been frank, in Boston! THE BUNNY IS DEAD! AND NO, NOT MESOUSA!
Me Mater done told me… YOU'RE FIRED!
It's the faults of John Cena, Seth Rollins, and Brock Lesnar, for ruining 2014! If not for Sting, our true savior, we'd be soiled in half, and there is NO sidekick!"

Relax. They are NOT acting like those dictators from World War II… or I don't think they are. The Gang is mostly American, despite that there are two members from Japan, who were a part of the Axis Powers, long ago.

Farra Stevens, in her blue sweater and jeans, watched on, laughing in joy.

"That's-a right! That's the old pepper, old man!" She cheered on.

She said to the 4th wall, "He's a smart, full of brains, huh? Like me!"

She smirked evilly, as she, too, knew of The Authority's sneaky comeback. This was the start of many, around everyone's hatred towards The Authority. Even though they were out of power, it wasn't permanent… John Cena did that, only to rescue Hall of Famer, Edge.

If anyone was to blame for The Authority's hazing by our fanfics… it's Cena's fault, to begin with.


War onto Cena:
"The Authority's Everhating Fans"


NOTE: This is a series of short stories, each ending with something happening to The Authority. This will NOT end, until The Authority is out of WWE – NO exceptions. For this, everyone from Miz-K's pool of fandoms will each represent a genre, each featuring Triple H & Stephanie McMahon, or to feature ANY member of The Authority, or anybody associated with them (Seth Rollins, J&J Security, Kane, etc.).
For those who haze at that idea, please don't. This is merely for fun and ventilation, after 2015 has been ruined IMMEDIATELY! And that is why it is ALSO uncensored. You can FORGET PG from WWE.
OH, and also, this is purely coincidental, and may lampoon anything that people may find offensive. Any resemblance of these characters or The Authority is a lowdown dirty shame.

Acknowledged, Miz-K


Part 1
Gang's Last Stand
(The Gang war towards The Authority)


As time marched on, The Billionaire grew from beloved by all to heartless prick. For this man, he recruited some of The Gang's finest, in the war against the two corrupt powers…
…but ended up only with a brush.

Michelle huffed away, in disgust, "They don't know art, when they see it."

Mr. Nevins recruited his sister, and even Farra Stevens, who had a simple hatred for Triple H, since she was a child.

Farra said to the interviewer, "Yeah, I hated Triple H. But that was back in the Attitude Era. There was this guy, long blonde hair, hooknose, and a very well-toned attitude of a classy gentleman. The thing is, I liked Hunter Hearst Helmsley, but you wouldn't believe what he has done to some of my favorite WWE Legends. He chased Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart and British Bulldog all the way to Dubya-C-Dubya. And Owen Hart, before he died, never even got his big break. And it was ALL Triple H's fault! Owen Hart was NOT a nugget! He should've become a World Champion, like Bret! And unlike him, he's the King of Harts. All Triple H is now is the King of Douchebags."

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Farra was at a local high school, as boys and girls were standing in attention, holding rifles up.

These rifles are regulation Semi-Automated Bean Bag Rifles. The Gang didn't want the kill The Authority. They wanted to ruin their lives. They're not cold-blooded.

NOTE: We wish to apologize to those who are WWE fans and are from High School – The Author

Farra saluted, as a boy in brown hair saluted, "YES!"
A boy in long hair saluted, "YES!"
A girl in pink hair saluted, "YES!"
A boy with short white hair saluted, "YES!"
A girl in long blonde hair saluted, "YES!"
A dark skinned boy saluted, "YES, boy! I'm from South Greenwich."

He winked, as a boy in orange hair called out, "YES!" While a weather vane called out "YES!", and even a car jack, lifting its metal bar up in salute.

Farra huffed, "Screwy, ain't it."

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Meanwhile, in Chicago, a huge man was calling to his people, wearing a "Cena Sucks" shirt.

"You can't see me go dancing! SHIT, YOU ALL GOT SWOLLEN PEACHES! Tutti-frutti. Tutti-frutti and all kinds of whipped-up cream and a She-BOP BAM BOOM! SHUT UP!"

He stood in arrogance and in a brave manner, but he had no cheers. He was furious that he held up a sign in his hands. It said "Applause".

One lone applaud was made, as it was Asahi Sakurai, cheering on. She called to him, meekly, "Hooray! Hooray! Down with The Authority! Hail to Sting! Hooray!"

Peter marched off, as Asahi followed him.

It appears that Peter Giese has joined the crusade of against the corruption of power. He has hated The Authority, since day one. However, it wasn't their fault, in the beginning.

Peter said to the interviewer, "Back then, in 2000, when I was in high school, I was watching WCW Nitro, behind my stepfather's back, since he always watches WWF Raw, which was called that, at the time before WWE. He loves Raw, but not SmackDown. Hate to ask why. Anyway, I didn't like how Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo let Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner win, since they always let the villain win. I mean, they let Goldberg retire, they forced Sid to be gone, after breaking his leg in two, they even fired Hulk Hogan, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, and others. Plus, David Arquette? Don't get me started on that."

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In a LIVE WWE Autograph signing, Peter, Farra, & Michelle were by the table, as Seth Rollins was signing an autograph from a huge slip of paper. Steven Nevins, in his trenchcoat, opened the note and it said:
"Whereas we know now to make it a promise for neat importance, and seeing that it means so much to your existence, we promise to do what's best for business, mutually. OK?"
It was signed by Seth Rollins… and his autograph was forged as an Ironclad Contract, for anyone who hates Seth Rollins or The Authority, to do what they please, because it's what's Best for Business.

Well, that led to Steven Nevins exposing himself, as security surrounded the foursome. A brawl went on, as Steven Nevins grabbed Seth Rollins by the neck.

"You dirty motherfucker!" He roared, as he strangled Seth, while the others started to viciously pulverize the security guards.

Eventually, in a stunning effort, The Gang retreated, and was let go, scot-free, minus a $500 fine for assaulting officers. THAT was the first shot fired for this war.


Then from out of the overseas area… comes the female version of the Beast Incarnate, who made a silly Paul Heyman Girl of herself. She had long red hair, big breasts, and wearing a black shirt and skirt. She was riding a bicycle, singing to herself the theme of The Freebirds. She halted and saw a poster of Roman Reigns. She then stamped on the poster and said, "HERE!"

STAMP!
The face of Roman Reigns had a huge sticker on it, labelled as "Down with The Authority". A man in a gingham shirt and slacks appeared, as he pelted her with daikon radishes and vegetables. Mizuki was struck with the veggies, as she was crying to stop his onslaught. However, she halted and said, "OH, just a minute, please! I am not Daniel Bryan Son of Gun."

She showed a spare black shirt, which said on the front "I'm a Paul Heyman Girl". The man was amazed, as he nodded in agreement.

WHACK!
The man shouted, sarcastically, as he pelted her with vegetables, again, "YEAH! And I'm mock The Miz!"

Why is Mizuki Takase a Paul Heyman Girl?

Mizuki said to the interviewer, "To be honest, I liked ECW, back when they aired it in Japan. Not the Extremely Crappy Wrestling that was on SyFy, out of a WWE Brand. I meant the original ECW. I mean, this was a show that Taishi and I loved to watch. Kazuki didn't mind… but he always says that wrestling's fake. Well, I showed him! I had to bust Taishi open with a steel chair, slammed him in a bed of barbed wire, and even stapled at his pelvis! Of course, I did that, because he wouldn't shut up about the women in ECW. I mean, for heaven's sake. Do you EVER shut up about the eye candy? I'm no chopped liver, you know."


With spreading clouds of war, once more, The Gang Movement, a subsidiary of the "YES! Movement", marched on in further conquest. Steven was marching behind everybody, with Farra in front of Peter, who was in front of Mizuki, who was in front of Michelle.

(Steven N): ONE! TWO!
(Farra): Button up his shoe!
(Steven N): THREE! FOUR!
(Mizuki): Shut Corporate Kane's hole!
(Steven N): FIVE! SIX!
(Peter): Beat 'em up with the sticks!
(Steven N): SEVEN! EIGHT!
(Michelle): Lay them straight!
(Steven N): NINE! TEN!
(Heather): To HELL with them!

And eventually, Heather joined in on the crusade.

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Then on RAW, that faithful night, The Authority, as a whole, was in the ring. Triple H had the mic, as he called to the fans, booing for him, "Welcome! Welcome to Monday Night RAW, and as always, tonight is a start of a NEW Era!"

The lights went out, as Steven N bellowed from the stage, "STOP!"

He and his entourage marched onto the ring, as J&J Security, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury, stood in front of them. Farra and Heather kicked them in the crotch, as Peter and Mizuki went in the ring. Peter stomped on Kane's foot, as Mizuki socked Rollins in the face, falling to the floor. Steven N shoved Stephanie to the corner, as he confronted Triple H. Triple H said, "Uh, hey… Can we have security, please?"

Steven N huffed, as he glared at him, "Triple H, this is your only chance, son. Get out of power, right now, or Steven Nevins is going to shove his boot up your corrupt arse!"

Triple H asked, "Uh… What? How can you-?"

WHAM! POW! CRASH!
Steven N beat up Triple H, as he was down on the ring floor, face down, with Steven N's left Stetson boot up his butt. The fans cheered, as Big Show, Rusev, Luke Harper, Mark Henry, and other heels ran to the ring. However, the WWE Heroes, namely Dean Ambrose, The Usos, and others, intercepted them, as a brawl was going on, between everyone in and out the ring.

The crowd cheered on, as the Heroes had the advantage over The Authority.
"HOORAY! GO GET THEM!"
"SCREW THE AUTHORITY!"
"GIVE 'EM ONE FOR DOLPH ZIGGLER!"
"YEAH, COME ON, BOYS!"
"Remember Erick Rowan! GET THEM!"

The brawl continued to escalate, as a lone figure was hiding in the ring, holding up a steel chair.

WHAM!
He struck Cesaro with it.
WHAM!
He struck The Miz, next. And Damien Mizdow fell, after The Miz was struck.
POW!
He struck at Luke Harper, unaffected by the chair shot.

BOINK!
The man poked his eyes, as Heather called to him, "Don't look at me!"

Steven C appeared from the apron and held the dented chair, "Busy little bee… ain't I?"
Apparently, Steven Cooke joined in, too.

The Authority, battered and in pain, ran away from the ring, as the fans cheered on. Steven N dived off the top rope, and in huge velocity, delivered a swift roundhouse karate kick, into the skull of Seth Rollins. The fans were in awe, as the scene froze in place, pausing at Steven N, making impact to Rollins' cranium.


Steven N said to the interviewer, "I hated to do this to respectable people, such as Triple H & Stephanie McMahon… Well, it was something that had to be done. I hate war, but when begun… I chose not to run and cower away. Now, every time I witness the event on Monday Night RAW, it'll be a memory to forget. Well, it didn't bring Dolph Ziggler, Ryback, and Erick Rowan back. But I made a warning to Triple H. You make my wife and my friends pissed off, one more time, saying you do what's best for business, again, then next time, I plan on retiring you, permanently.
Of course, my family stopped watching WWE programming, for the moment. To be honest, I want to see them in a UK Tour again."

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June Nevins was in the middle of the RAW ring, in an empty arena. She held up a slip of paper, as she recited to the audience.

"Daddy hated The Authority
but when his blood boil
He chose NOT to tussle and toil

My daddy is a hero
who always win
It doesn't matter where to begin

I hated violence
but when it's dishonest
Well, I choose what's best

So I can point up
high to the sky and say
"There's THREE that DIDN'T get away"."

June bowed, as the scene cuts to Triple H, Seth Rollins, and Stephanie McMahon, out cold, and in bruises and welts, outside the ring.


Michael Cole asked Steven N, "Mr. Nevins, any particular reason why you assaulted The Authority, and turned Monday Night RAW into bedlam? I mean, the world needs to know… What's your beef against Triple H?"

Steven N said, "Well, son, you should know by now. When you sent your Future of WWE to attack the Sailor Guardians, and fire three of the brightest young superstars, for John Cena's behalf, well, I had to. I wanted to make sure of it that Steven Nevins is BETTER than Triple H. Son, a McMahon talks, but a Nevins fight! You dig, son?"

Cole said, "Yeah, but, you severely beat up Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Big Show, Luke Harper, J&J Security, and more importantly, you literally shoved a huge cowboy boot up Triple H's rectum. It sounds to me like you don't care about WWE or The Authority!"

He added, "And also, Seth Rollins did suffer his punishment, after he Curb Stomped Sailor Mars, and plastered Sailor Moon with his Money in the Bank briefcase. Did that give you the right to assault Rollins?"

Steven N glared at him and said, "Son, you better watch your arse… just like JBL's arse. Make sure he doesn't become like them, before I get really angry."

He sat up and said, "And to answer, the Sailor Guardians don't hold a grudge… but I believe that they won't let this one go. You better say your words, correctly, before you end up like Triple H. Now, if you'll excuse me…"

He sat up and left the interview room. Cole was timid, as he shook in fear, "Folks… … … Steven Nevins, ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back, next week, with our weekly forum, with Triple H… if, of course, the medics can get his shoe out of his butt."


Meanwhile, in the temple, Rei Hino, in her priestess uniform, was praying to a huge fire. She did a chant, as she said, "I'm still ringing from that headache from Seth Rollins. I need to know the ones responsible for sending Seth Rollins in, ruining my match with Usagi…"

She moved her hands and whispered, "Rin… Pyo… Tou… Sha… Kai… Jin… Retsu… Zai… ZEN!"

The flames increased, as it showed the image of Seth Rollins. It also showed two more images.

"No… It's… It can't be!"


Next time, The Sailor Guardians plot revenge on Seth Rollins, after he viciously assaulted Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars, during "Night of Guardians 2014". What course of action will the Sailor Guardians give, giving repent to Mr. Money in the Bank?


Find out in two weeks…