Hello, look I'm writting this to warn you about him and my journey. MY name is Dave and today I just wanted to tell you guys that all legends and the creepypastas about are true. My stry begins right after my friend died due to the damn disk! On his bed I saw a Sonic Plush with blood. It was crazy as I crept around the room and saw all sorts of weird broken glass out of his computer screen everwhere with a dubtile sound of flickering, I than looked on the internet and saw I was horrified as that was the plush I saw! I than took to the internet and found him on my most reliable sourse "know your Meme' "CURSES!" I screamed 'thIS MIRDERER KILLED MY FRIEND AND nOW HE IS TREATED LIKE A CELEBRATY?!" I turned to see the plush as I burned it and went back to my house. I looked up more memes but nothing the police tld me I needed help! SCREW THEM! I WILL FIND SONIC! I needed proof and evidence because I think Sonic is on to me. At night I can hear rustling in the bushes it could be the stray cats or more likley it could be SONIC! Over the mounths I got scared and I needed awensers. SO than I thought who would know the origins of this demon? Wait DEMON?! DEMONS ARE FROM BIBLE BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO READ IT! That's it I need to find the Pope. So I went on a plane and went to the Pope's house and broke in. "POPE!" I screame "TELL ME !" the Ppe was about t call secrurity but froze after he heard ' ' "Where did you hear that?" Pope asked. "He killed my friend." The Pope sighed as he grabbed a book whick revealed a secret passage to a room with a bigger book "This is the sequl to the Bible. It was too dngerous for any normal to wield but you have seen the X demon. The seqeul was called 'The Bible2 Fast and Furious' THis book contains WIZARD SPELLS! I WOULD NOT GIVE THIS BOOK TO A NORMAL MAN BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WILL DO GREAT THINGS WItH IT BECAUSE THE POWER OF CHRISt COMPELLS YOU! NOW GO FAT SAD ADULT AND DESTROY THE LORD OF SIN!" The Pope than magiced me to my room in my home contry he was magic so he could teleport people. I than began to read to Bible2 Fast And Furious. The story goes like this "Long ag there was a man that created Mario. Mario spred christian energy because he as high quaility. Than the Evil X went up to sega and gave them Sonic who was filled with satanic energy. The two clashed Good vs Evil. Sonic eventually lost his way and in 2006 and Mario won. Than began killing out of spite. In order to stop Sonic you must gather the seven caos emeralds. Es they are real and they are out there." I than got on my adventure jammies and got out my map. The map said I gotta beat the seven pokemon gyms so I got on Pokemon Go and beat seven gyms and was awarded emerralds. Suddenly Sonic appeared in a black hole and new york was getting sucked like a dick. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL USE MY BAD GAMING UALITY TO DESTROY THE WORLD!" I used my obeseity to absorb the emeralds and become SUPER DAVE! "I'M THE HOPE OF THE OMNIVERSE! I AM THE WARRIOR THAT SHINES IN THE SHOWR! I AM SUPER DAVE AND I AM A SUPER DAVE!" And so we clashed as th earth was getting destroyed in the backround . i than opend the Bible2 and said a spell "KOMA-BALOONA-AMOONA!" SONIC GOT STAGGERED BuT THAN He WENT SUPEr SONIC 3! "ANY LST WORDIES?!" SAUD SONIC! 'YEAH! HOP-HOP-ZLAAM!" Than Mario appered "Moma meaaaaaaa!" Mario used christain powers and wrkeaed sonic with his good game quiality. In the end the earth was restored any your memory erased now I'm just a unsung hero. (The End?)