Diary entry: 2/11/08

Dear Diary,

I finished my painting of my white unicorn… with Kyouya ridding on top of itBLUSHIES!! I've been thinking about getting glasses cuz then Kyo chan and I would be soo kawaii together (the only reason I wear a black wig is cuz matching hair color is soo KAWAII!!)! But then kyo cdhan will think I'm a creepy gay stalker person….who plays with puppets

Anyways, I was on Google looking up images of Kyo chan when Hunny senpai waltzed in with Bun Bun; I could tell it was the ditzy blondie and not the Frenchie cuz Belzenef started shivering…he's terrified of Bun Bun. I tried to cover up the screen but he was already behind me…breathing on my neck; I could smell the tangerine and mango cake he had during tea time.

"Wat'cha looking at?" he asked with his abnormally large eyes, so I blurted out "PORN! I'M LOOKING AT DELICIOUS PORN!"

"OoOoh…lemme see!"

Are you eff'n serious?

I started freaking out so I threw the computer onto the marble floor and it blanked out…then it exploded (they should put that on warning labels y'know). I sneeked out of the library unnoticed cuz I'm cool like that. Ever since that incident, Hunny's been winking at me…and Mori just nods slowly while Belzenef keeps PISSING ON MY FRIGG'N HAND… well, I guess I don't blame him… Bun Bun is very intimidating when at times. I think Hunny is more than just a baby faced lolita shouta. I bet it's all Mori's fault…I never trusted that twisted shmexy manservant. Okie dokie, well, it's time for my afternoon tea with Kirimi! She wants me to explain what manservant is; it's those ecchi shoujo mangas, yet they are so oddly enjoyable. I wonder if Kyo chan likes them?

"Kyouya's room

"OMG! Hiro eloped with Yuki's manservant?! I have to go put that on my blog at even tho im from