Disclaimer: JK Rowling's, not mine.

AN: My attempt at the lyrics to the song below. If Muggles could follow Quidditch, I would be religious about it.

Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys And Chuck That Quaffle Here

The goalposts gleam

The Snitch is away

The witches scream

Get on out and play

So, beat back those Bludgers, boys

And chuck that Quaffle here!

The Quaffle shoots through the hoop

The Chasers zoom across the pitch

The Seekers do a loop the loop

Have they seen the Snitch?

Just beat back those Bludgers, boys

And chuck that Quaffle here!

A quick dodge and a wild, shrill  yelp

A Bludger's after the Quaffle

Looks like that Chaser needs some help

Hey, Beaters? Oooh! That's awful!

Beat back those Bludgers, boys,

And chuck that Quaffle here!

A flutter of wings

A flash of red

The Seeker sings

And flies ahead

So, beat back those Bludgers, boys

And chuck that Quaffle here!

The players fly free and fast

Up and down the pitch

How long can this last?

Oh! The Seeker's got the Snitch!

And one last time, I say

Beat back those Bludgers, boys

And chuck that Quaffle here!