A/N: I own nothing of either series/franchise as this is meant for entertainment purposes only. This songfic only uses Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro and Dio in place of the three pigs and the big bad wolf respectively.
The Three Little Jojos
{Narrator}
Remember the story
of the Three Little Jojos?
One played the pipe
While the other danced jigs
The Three Little Jojos
Are still around
But they're playing music
With a modern sound
(1st Music interlude)
{Narrator}
The Three Little Jojos
Were in the groove
Everything was
running smooth
The Jojos were due
For a big surprise
When Dio appeared
With red rimmed eyes
{Dio}
"Oh, you're cool!
Oh, you're cool!
Oh you're cool, man, cool!"
{Narrator}
Well, to show he was friendly
He shook their hand
Announced he was joining
Up with the band
Instead of starting
An argument
A one and a-two
And away they went!
(2nd Music interlude with Dio playing off-key)
{Narrator}
The Three Little Jojos
Were really gassed
They never heard
Such a corny blast
{Jojos}
"We've played in the west!
We've played in the east!
We've heard the most!
But you're the least!"
(Dio gets kicked out the place.)
{Narrator}
The vampire Dio
Was really mad
He wanted to play music
And he wanted to play bad
{Dio}
"They stopped me before
I could go to town!
So I'll huff and puff
And blow the place down!"
(Dio blows the house down.)
{Narrator}
The house of straw
Was blown away
The Jojos had to find
Another place to play
The Dew Drop Inn
A house of sticks
The Three Little Jojos
Were giving out licks
(3rd Music interlude)
{Narrator}
Well the piano playing Jojo
Was swinging like a gate
Doing Liberace
on the eighty-eight
{Joseph}
"I wish my friend Caesar was here."
{Narrator & Dio}
The Three Little Jojos
Were having a ball
When the vampire Dio
He entered the hall
The vampire Dio
He sat right down
"Come on, cats!
We're going to town!"
(4th Music interlude with Dio playing off-key again)
{Narrator & Crowd}
From the crowd
Came an angry shout
"Stop the music!
Throw the square out!"
(Dio gets tossed out again.)
{Narrator & Dio}
The vampire Dio
Was really sore
"If they're gonna get tough
I'll give em more!"
"They don't know talent
In this here town
So I'll huff and puff
And blow the place down!"
(Dio blows the second house down.)
{Narrator & Dio}
The Dew Drop Inn
Did drop down
The Three Little Jojos
Crawled out of the rubble
"This dumb vampire
Gives us nothing but trouble!"
"So we won't be bothered
By his windy tricks
The next place we play
Must be made of bricks!"
(5th Music interlude)
{Narrator}
Sturdy place
This house of bricks
Built in
1776
High class place
With a high class crowd
Sign on the door
"No Dios allowed!"
Ol' Dio was sore
And fit to be tied
He was sworn and determined
To get inside
(Small but 6th music interlude)
{Narrator & Dio}
He huffed and puffed
On the house of bricks
But the bricks were stronger
Than straw or sticks
He huffed and puffed
And bleeped and blooped
And by 10 o'clock
Was completely pooped
But all of a sudden
Came a ray of hope
"I can disguise myself!
Boy, what a dope!"
(7th Music interlude with Dio playing a ukulele.)
{Narrator}
The vampire Dio
Took it all in stride
He figured out another way
To get inside
(8th Music interlude with Dio using different disguises.)
{Dio}
"I'll show those Joestars
That I'm not stuck!
If I can't blow it down
I'll blow it up!"
(9th Music interlude with Dio trying to blow up the house... Only for his plan to backfire on himself.)
{Dio}
Well, the vampire Dio
Was really gone
And with him
Went that corny horn
Went outta this world
Without a trace
Didn't go to Heaven
Was the other place
(10th Music interlude with Dio's spirit playing music beautifully.)
{Jojos}
"Well, the vampire Dio
He learned the rules!
You gotta get hot
To play real cool!"
(11th and Final music interlude and end of the song)
