This is the first fanfic I ever uploaded. Please note that I wrote this at age seventeen: the inspiration came to me during a chemistry test, and I wrote it down during math.

Standard disclaimers apply.


All around the Silent Forest
Presea chased Mokona
Mokona thought 'twas all in good fun -
POP! goes Mokona.

Zagato's kidnapped Emeraude
Because he really loves her
Emeraude summoned the Magic Knights -
POP! goes Mokona

Hikaru is a swordswoman
And Umi is a fencer
Fuu is really, really smart -
POP! goes Mokona

Celece is a big dragon
Windam's a giant eagle
We don't know what Rayearth is -
POP! goes Mokona!

Ascot is a summoner
Caldina is a dancer
Lafarga's got a cool-ass sword -
POP! goes Mokona

Alicyone's a middle-aged whore
Inouva is much cooler
So why is it Inouva who dies?
"ARGH!" screams the author.

Tarta is the violent twin
Tatra is a ditz
I can't stand Aska's damn laugh -
POP! goes Mokona

Zazu drinks a lot of beer
And Eagle is a hottie
Geo is the sanest one -
POP! goes Mokona

Debonair's an evil bitch
Who raised an elf called Nova
Nova's got to be on crack
POP! goes Mokona

Lantis wears a lot of black
Primera is annoying
Mokona says "Puu" a lot -
"Puu!" goes Mokona

Ferio's sword is really big
Presea's into torture
Guru Clef is shorter than me -
"HA!" laughs the author

As I'm in Trig'nometry
I ought to pay attention
Thus ends my little parody -
POP! goes Mokona.


This is a one-shot I wrote five years ago. There will be no more chapters, no matter how much you beg.