This is the first fanfic I ever uploaded. Please note that I wrote this at age seventeen: the inspiration came to me during a chemistry test, and I wrote it down during math.
Standard disclaimers apply.
All around the Silent Forest
Presea chased Mokona
Mokona thought 'twas all in good fun -
POP! goes Mokona.
Zagato's
kidnapped
Emeraude
Because
he really loves her
Emeraude
summoned the
Magic Knights -
POP!
goes Mokona
Hikaru
is a swordswoman
And
Umi is a fencer
Fuu
is really,
really smart -
POP!
goes Mokona
Celece
is a big
dragon
Windam's
a giant
eagle
We
don't know what Rayearth is -
POP!
goes Mokona!
Ascot
is a
summoner
Caldina
is a dancer
Lafarga's
got a
cool-ass sword -
POP!
goes Mokona
Alicyone's
a
middle-aged whore
Inouva
is much cooler
So
why is it Inouva who dies?
"ARGH!"
screams the author.
Tarta
is the
violent twin
Tatra
is a ditz
I
can't stand Aska's damn laugh -
POP!
goes Mokona
Zazu
drinks a lot
of beer
And
Eagle is a hottie
Geo
is the sanest one -
POP!
goes Mokona
Debonair's
an evil
bitch
Who
raised an elf called Nova
Nova's
got to be on crack
POP!
goes Mokona
Lantis
wears a lot
of black
Primera
is annoying
Mokona
says "Puu"
a lot -
"Puu!"
goes Mokona
Ferio's
sword is
really big
Presea's
into torture
Guru
Clef is shorter than me -
"HA!"
laughs the author
As
I'm in Trig'nometry
I
ought to pay attention
Thus
ends my little parody -
POP!
goes Mokona.
This is a one-shot I wrote five years ago. There will be no more chapters, no matter how much you beg.
