The Businessman
For: Varrick

A/N: I've been working on this for a while now. I've laughed so much writing it. I hope you enjoy it too! I RP Varrick on Twitter, and this popped in my head one day. So I decided to do it! :D

Varrick Industries Worker: Listen, Varrick's got a new one.

Kid: What is it?

VIW: It's called a Magnet Suit.

Kid: Magnet suit? How does he do it?

VIW: My dear boy, do you ask how a fish swims or how a bird flies? No siree you don't. They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Varrick was made to be a businessman. And you look like you were born to be a Varricker.

~Who can take a sunrise, make it brand new? Cover it in money and a miracle or two. The businessman. The businessman can. The businessman can cause he mixes it with power and makes the world feel good.

Who can take a rainbow, wrap it into a sign? Soak it in some fun, and make you wanna buy. The businessman. The businessman can. The businessman can cause he mixes it with power and makes the world feel good.

Varrick makes, everything he thinks, satisfying and auspicious.

Talk about having riches.

You can even say it's suspicious.

Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a scheme, separate the losers and collects a bowl of esteem.

The businessman. The businessman can. The businessman can cause he mixes it with power and makes the world feel good.

And the world feels good, cause the businessman thinks it should!~