The Madmen's Holiday

Starring Poison& Deadpool

Description: Deadpool and Poison's holiday break in the savage land was not going to be the quiet affair they hoped for. Especially when they have to team up with Ka-Zar to fight a technologically advanced Sauron and his gang of mutate thieves.

This story is based on Suma99's X-Men piece 'Memories'.

Deadpool 1 The Beginning

The Man sat on the couch with a bag of Tacos on his lap he was watching TV when his mobile phone rang. He had a one in three chance of guessing who it was. The screen showed a picture of a Chihuahua holding a rocket launcher, meaning it was Curt.

"Hi Curt"

"Wade how you doing? Listen you be interested in going to the Savage Land for a week or two"

"Okay I'll get packed"

"Pick me up at the mansion"

"Bye"

Deadpool hung up and walked to his wardrobe

"Let's see, Hawaiian shorts and top, spare costume, Uzi, extra ammo, tacos, more ammo, more tacos, even more tacos and, and… A DINO TRAP!" He threw his case into his monster truck boot, jumped in and went roaring out the garage.

Blackwolf part 1 To The Airport

"Got your toothbrush?"

"Yes Maman"

"And your phone"

"ALRIGHT MAMAN DON'T WORRY I'VE GOT EVERYTHING!"

The doorbell rang

"I still feel edgy about you spending 2 weeks with… HIM!"

"Wade's okay, he understands my condition "

Curt opened the door, put his suitcase in the truck and jumped in with his friend.

"To New York airport Mr Wilson" Curt said and with a spurt of the engine the truck flew out the driveway.

23 miles and 14 repeated songs later…

NY airport 09:00

"Are you sure you are appropriately dressed for going to Antarctica?" The desk attendant was eyeing the Hawaiian tops and shorts and the strange masks, the teenager even had some kind of orange and black leather jacket that was moving slightly over his top.