Me: Ok, This is a one shot!

Nix: Yes..Her first one ever...

Shade: And she chooses to torture Snape..

Nix: Poor Snape...

Me, Nix & Shade: We Bring the Dis to Claim! Yep..It's true folks...We don't own anything...

Enjoy!

Hermione Granger glanced at the tall, hook nosed teacher. Today, October fifth to be exact, was a very important day. Today was the day Hermione Granger confronted Severus Snape, the current potions master.

Confront him about what, you ask? Well its obvious isn't it? No? Then why are you reading this pointless line of words? You don't know? Well...I shall continue to write What Hermione Confronts the Potions master about. Don't go lollygagging, Read on!

Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock

Hermione was sure the simple, round clock was taunting her. Ignoring the nervous feeling in the pit of her stomach, she distractedly to Professor Snape as he droned on about potions. If he wasn't so intimidating, Hermione was sure the whole class would've asked Snape about his problem.

Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock

Her eyes darted from the clock to Snape.

1 minute left

Students could were putting packing their books, slowly so Snape wouldn't dock house points for it.

20 seconds.

Hermione placed her cauldron in her bag, cleaning off her work area.

5..

4..

3..

2..

1..

Abruptly the students stood, out of the classroom in seconds.

Hermione stayed behind, gesturing her friends along, mouthing, I'll be there in a few.'

She was a Gryffindor and Gryffindor's were brave, Right?

The greasy haired teacher turned and with a monotone asked, "Yes, Mrs. Granger?"

"Erm...Professor...Sir..well.." She trailed off, unable to ask.

Her Professor was getting impatient and before she could stop it, she blurted it out.

"Why is your hair so greasy?"

It was rather unusual of Hermione to get into people's personal business and She could tell it caught him off guard.

Until he seemed to register the question.

"Mrs. Granger," The words were spoken with no emotion and Hermione regretted ever asking.
"That is a rather...strange question to ask of a teacher. You have no right to get into people's business, you insufferable girl, and my hair is not greasy, It is Shiny!"

"But..Professor it's not shiny...it's greasy!"

"Mrs. Granger, my hair product bottle said it made hair shiny, not greasy. Do Hair product bottles ever lie?"

"But...But-"

"Enough! Mrs. Granger, hair product bottles do not lie. They simply cannot. My hair is SHINY!"
He swooped out of the room and Hermione watched him go.

As soon as she was sure he was gone, she laughed.

The laugh turned into giggles and the giggles into full blown laughter.

She laughed until tears fell out of her eyes.

Quickly composing herself, she snatched her stuff and left to lunch.

Me: Ok...I know it is sooo out of Character...But have you ever wondered?

Nix: I have...

Me: Right...and I couldn't help it! It just came to mind and I had to share my laughter with everyone..soo Hoped you had a few laughs and enjoyed this! This is just a one-shot just so you know!

Me & Nix: Alright people, you know the drill! READ AND REVEIW!