They Can Take the Sky From Me

AUTHORS NOTE: HELLO. I DO NOT. Own. Firefly. But I do own it on DVD. Because it isn't hard to get all of Firefly. BECAUSE. There is only the one season. And the movie. But I don't own either of those. Well I do. But not the intellectual rights. Because those belong to like, all the people involved in making the thing.

But do you know what I do own?

This fanfic. I own it. Because I made it.

Chapter One: TAKE MY LOVE AND STEP ON IT A BUNCH OF TIMES.

Mal was sad. The reason he was sad was that the Alliance had finally caught up with Serenity, and they had arrested everyone on the ship, and sent River to a secret lab and Simon went to jail, and then Mal ended up in a prison.

In prison, Mal learned several important things. The first thing he learned was that it is completely possible for the Alliance to take the sky away from him. He didn't have any windows. The second thing he learned was that being depressed was depressing. The third thing he learned was that his cellmate liked to tap dance at three AM for exercise.

His cellmate also sometimes liked to assrape him, but that was another story.

While he was staring at his window that was actually a painting he had painted on the clean wall of his cell in his own blood. It was very lovely, except that it was raining, and some of the stick-figure people were screaming in sorrow. While he doing this River came in!

"Mal! I broke out of the science lab because I'm way stronger than them now!" She skipped around and then she helped Mal and his cellmate out of the cell. Then they ran down the hallway, except nobody had any guns.

Mal and his Cellmate let River deal with the guards. She kicked them, and a few exploded because she knew a really awesome new way to kick people. Some of them didn't explode, but caught fire, because she missed the explosion spot a bit.

Some of them dropped guns, and since there were two that weren't charred and exploded into oblivion, Mal and the Cellmate grabbed some and helped River fight off the rest of them.

They didn't really know where they were going, but they decided as a group that it would be a good idea to get out of the prison and think of the next step later. So they kept running, as fast as they could.

Eventually they found themselves outside, and River and Mal knocked over one of the fences, and they hurried out onto the street.

Mal's Cellmate stole some sunglasses, while River found some trench coats, and they changed clothes to blend in with the crowd. Mal found some pants, so he wore them, but his Cellmate didn't, so he didn't, but it was okay because his coat was super long.

End Chapter One!