Your name is Isaac Egbart and you need to find your damn glasses, you literally can't see anything without them. Oh no you're not blind, not by a long shot but do you remember when grandpa English got his eyes (glasses) punched off his face? Well that shit skips generations, although neither dad or aunt Jade has this problems you do and you fucking lost them again. Of course this fucking happens when you have a goddamn date not that Levi would care, Levi Nitram, he would probably help you find them. He's so goddamn nice you can't fucking stand it at first you hated him even thought a caliginous relationship would be the answer but he soothes your rage so you guess he's not that bad.
"Fucking shit... dad!" You yell stumbling around what you hope is your room.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT!?" Yells Karkat's usual raspy voice.
"I lost my eyes!"
"AGAIN!?"
"Yes!"
"REALLY!?"
"Dad!"
"YOU SURE!?"
"Dad, stop!"
"IS IT DARK, ISAAC!?"
"THIS IS STUPID, DAD, HELP ME FIND MY DAMN GLASSES!" With a chuckle Karkat follows your voice to where ever you're at.
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATH TUB?" You thought that your room smelled strangely like lemons.
"Fuck... any idea where my glasses are?" You hear your father hum as he helps you out of the tub.
"I'LL ASK JOHN. DID YOU LEAVE THEM IN YOUR ROOM?" You're not sure, up till now you thought you were in your room.
"Not sure..."
Your voice isn't as loud but it is just as raspy as Karkat's, in fact you've got most of Karkat's features it'd be easier to list the differences, you are about the same height as John possibly a little shorter. Your horns one of your horns is pointed up while the other one is pointed down, although you wear Karkat's shirt you have John's dark blue pants that Vriska gave him. All in all there isn't much to your appearance, your shorter father keeps a firm grip on your shoulder as he guides you to your room. You're happy that Karkat came up stairs instead of John, that asshat has locked you in a closet before when you've lost your glasses, motherfucker.
"AH! THERE THEY ARE!" You feel a shiver go up your spine as Karkat picks up your eyes and slips them back onto your face. "BETTER?" With a smile you nod and hug the troll
"Thanks, dad." You say planting a kiss on the short trolls forehead.
"NEXT TIME DON'T FUCKING DROP THEM OFF THE TABLE, SHIT HEAD!" Despite his words Karkat forces you to bend down and kisses your cheek. "DON'T YOU DARE FILL ANY FUCKING BUCKETS!" Your face turns red as you quickly stand up straight.
"Father!" Betty Crocker and fucking buckets you swear because of these two things you've had more than one lecture from your uncle Kankri, for anyone who has read about Karkat you are sure they've heard of the living hell that is a trigger lecture. You're pretty sure it has to be one of the seven levels of hell, shaking your head you smile at him. "Whatever... I have to start getting ready." You quickly make your way downstairs to see your other father making breakfast.
"Morning, Isaac." He chuckles. "You want some breakfast." You stare at him, something seems... wrong. Off. You narrow your eyes at John as Karkat walks into the kitchen.
"JOHN, I DEMAND YOU STOP YOUR BULLSHIT AND MAKE ME SOME BROWNED BREAD AND PULVERIZED STRWBARRY INNARDS!" John slides some eggs onto a plate and places it on the counter.
"Geez, Karkat, do you have to yell every time enter a room?"
"FUCK OFF EGBART AND DO AS I SAID, LIKE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MATESPRIT."
John rolls his eyes and starts making Karkat some toast, you stare at the eggs that your father made looking for anything wrong with the food. It's not uncommon for your trickster of a father to put shit in your food, everyday is a battle of trust and mistrust when he hands you a meal no matter how tasty it seems. Picking up a fork you smell the eggs then touch them with your tongue, they seem fine but fuck it's not like this hasn't seemed fine before.
"YOU CALL THIS BROWN FUCKASS? GOGDAMN LET ME TELL YOU THAT THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK AND BROWN!" John doesn't seem to care as he stares at you with a smirk, just as you're about to take a bit Karkat quickly switches his plate with yours and takes away your fork. "FINE, FUCKASS, I'LL HAVE ISAAC'S FOOD."
You look at Karkat with a small smile as he gives you a wink knowing nothing's wrong with his food, although he always messes with your food John would never mess with Karkat's not after he sent the troll to the ER by having him ingest some kind of medicine that he refuses to name. Kanaya almost hacked him in half with her chainsaw luckily Rose and Felix were able to calm her down, that day you were almost minus two fathers. You smile at him, a brave man you will have to remember to thank him if he's not dead when you come back... you also hope that John is not dead when you return. You eat the toast, sweets aren't really your thing but you'd much rather have anything else then those eggs, after all you're still not entirely sure what your father did to those eggs.
"Uh w-wait Karkat, uh d-don't eat those..."
Staring his straight in the eyes Karkat lifts the fork and shoves the food into his mouth, you solute his bravery. You watch as John's expression morphs into one of worry as Karkat eats his food, you slightly frightened after all John doesn't like Levi. Well okay not LEVI but Gamzee after all he was a little iffy on the whole thing after hearing about what Gamzee had done, but that was sweeps ago and Levi had nothing to do with that. John still said he'd do anything he could to stop you from going on your date, suddenly you look over at Karkat hearing a familiar rumbling sound emitting from his stomach. Strange it sounds a lot like the time John had to send him to the ER, Karkat wraps his arms around his stomach before standing up and bolting for the bathroom with John close behind.
As worried as you are for John more than Karkat you're running late for your date so you shower after finishing your food, dress in your usually clothes (Karkat's shirt but with a blue sign rather than a gray one and dark blue pants), and leave. Do to the noises you hear coming from the bathroom you're happy there are two bathrooms in this house, one in your room and one in the hallway as you leave you make a quick call to Kanaya, not wanting your father to take another trip to the hospital.
"Hello?"
"He did it again."
"John Poisoned Karkat?"
"Yeah, I think it's the same."
"Okay, I Will Stop By As Soon As I Can, Thank You For Informing Me Isaac."
"Yeah, whatever." You her her chuckle on the other end.
"So Felix Tells Me That You Are Going Out With Levi. Might I Ask If This Is A Red Or Black Relationship?" You roll your eyes, of course your morail would talk about that to his own damn mother... well you knew he would anyway.
"Gossiping bitch." You state getting another chuckle out of the troll.
"So It Is True."
"Shut the hell up, yeah me and him have been dating for a while now. So the fuck what?" You can almost feel her motherly smile.
"I Am Not One To Judge, I Was Simply Wondering If You Could Answer My Previous Question."
"Have you fucking seen him with the shit beat out of him? No? That's fucking right, we're in a red relationship. Red. Fucking red!" You are quick to anger much like your father but unlike him you meant it in a more sarcastic way.
"Hmmhmm You Are Defiantly Your Fathers Child, That Aside I Will Be Over Shortly."
"Okay." You says stopping at Levi's door. "Please for the love of fuck, Kanaya, don't kill dad." Before she could utter the famous 'which one' line you hang up and practically bang on Levi's door. Oh great this clown answered... clown ha you'll have to tell Eridan that one.
"Yo MoThErFuCkEr, YoU hErE fOr LeV's?
"No, I'm here for Tavros." You say sarcastically as you roll your eyes.
"Oh... TaV!" You faceplam. "TaV, LeV's MaTeSpRiT iS hErE tO sEe YoU!" Faceplam X 2... you smile at the fact that Levi is the first person to rush over.
"Thanks dad, I can uh take it from here."
"BuT, hE sAiD hE wAs HeRe FoR..."
"Go drink your Faygo, dad." He says placing a kiss on the clown trolls cheek, Gamzee licks Levi's cheek and walks off. "You know he doesn't understand sarcasm."
You don't answer him you just kind of stare... wow nice fucking job dumbass. You look at the high blood wearing Gamzee's symbol on a brown shirt, his black pants with purple dots fit him perfectly so fucking perfectly. Damn that ass in those fucking jeans... there is one huge problem though, when are you planning on telling him you're a mutant? You are dating a high blood, a fucking high blood, if he finds out you're a mutant he'll kill you! They'll all kill you, just like grandpa you'll be doomed fucking doomed! You start breathing fast as panic over takes you, you quickly cover your eyes, no, no don't cry. They'll see... he'll see... you don't want to be alone again... please no you never want to be alone not with the voices... no not with the yelling.
"Isaac." You feel his hand on your shoulder and look up at his face his purple eyes are laced with worry and you can see a frown tugging at his lips. Unlike Gamzee and Kurloz who wear make up Levi was hatched with a birthmark that covers his whole face in the shape of Gamzee's clown make up, Levi likes to cover it up with gray make up.
"L-Levi..."
"Sssshhh it's okay." He pulls your head to his chest and scratches behind your horns making you purr. "Just breath... I'm here and everything's going to be okay. Do you need me to call Felix?" You're not sure if you need him after all he does know your blood color, he didn't seem to care at all though. You breath deeply in and out trying to calm yourself down as he pets you and kisses your forehead.
"No... no I'm sorry, oh Gog I'm so so so sorry, I always fucking do this!"
"Oh hush it's alright I don't mind one bit, do you have your inhaler?" You shake your head no. It's not like you need it all the time just when you start thinking about things like that.
"I'm sorry... I love you." He places one final kiss on your forehead before pulling away.
"I love you too and besides I already said it was fine, motherfucker!" He says with a wide grin. "Now are you taking me to dinner and a movie or what?" He says holding out his hand waiting for you to take it, with a small smile you grab a hold of his hand. You kiss him genitally on the lips.
"Fuck yeah I am."
AN: This is one of the character introductions for this series I'll be typing, I'm still thinking about who to do next but the ships are: Johnkat, PB&J, Erisol, Nepeta X Equius, Rosemary, Terezi X Dave, and Mituna X Kankri. Those are the major ones with little people of there own.
