Chapter 1: An Abridged Fusion
Universe 7, Present Day
Vegito dreams.
He sees Gohan, one arm completely limp, and he sees an old foe, ready to destroy everything the poor 11-year-old ever loved.
But he also sees something special. He sees the spirit of none other than Son Goku, guiding his son through the peril.
In a very unusual way, I must add.
"My legs are ready to give out, my arm is useless, and I'm out of energy! The f*ck!?" Gohan yells.
"Gohan, lemme tell you something," says an idiot hero. "If you don't do this, Piccolo will die. Your mom will die. Everyone will die."
Gohan shows a look of struggle as his father keeps talking.
"You need to get out there," he says. "Release all of your power."
Gohan then stands up.
"So plant your feet, (Yes..) grit your teeth, (YES...) and EAT! (YES) THAT! (YES!) HORSE! (YES!)"
Suddenly, Gohan releases an absurd amount of power...
And then, he woke up.
Vegito sits up on his bed, remembering that day.
Gohan fought well that day, he thinks, remembering when Gohan was still a badass. The studious little shit.
"Oh, good morning, Vegito," Bulma says, noticing him. "Get enough beautyrest?"
Vegito simply smiles and waves, and goes to the fridge to get some breakfast.
Vegito closes the door of the fridge with a bottle of milk in one hand, and he goes to the pantry to grab a doughnut. (Seriously, this guy has good taste.)
After chugging his milk and devouring his chocolate doughnut, he stands up.
"I'm gonna head to the lookout," he announces. And in a flash, he's gone.
Vegito lands on the Lookout.
"Hey Mr. P!" Vegito says with a smile.
"Hello, maggot." Supreme Lord Popo replies.
"So... where's Piccolo?" Vegito asks. "I was supposed to meet him here."
"He should be here soon. If he wants to live that is."
Vegito blinks and just stands there in shock. I've known this guy for years, but I still can't understand his motives in life, he thinks. I wonder what could maybe make him… less insane.
"Don't even try, bitch," Popo says.
"Damn mind-reading powers…" Vegito says quietly.
After a few minutes, Piccolo arrives, and sets down about 10 feet from Vegito.
"Oh, hey," Vegito says.
"No time," Piccolo says. "We need to go, an old friend is back to say hello."
"Who is it?"
"You'll find out when we get there!"
And with that, they both flew away towards this mysterious person. It did take a while, though. I mean, you'd kinda have to expect that when a Namekian tells you about an "old friend" who just so happens to be super far South. Not far enough to be cold, though.
But, of course, Vegito didn't mind so long as he got to fight. So if he was to ever have kids as Vegito and someone asked where the kid got his overwhelming power and lack of brain cells, the mother would say, "That's the Goku side." Just saying.
But anyways, while Vegito didn't mind and was even enjoying the long flight, Piccolo couldn't possibly hate it any more than he did.
"Are we there yet?" Vegito started asking about 10 minutes into the flight.
"No," came the Namekian's response. "About 25 minutes left."
"Has it been 25 minutes yet?"
"It's only been 5 minutes."
"How about now?"
"You just asked this 2 minutes ago!"
"I'm anxious! Relax!"
7 minutes later
"Are we there yet?"
"God Dammit! No! We are not there yet!"
Vegito tries to think of ways to pass the time. He starts with a song.
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, Merrily.. Nah this isn't fun anymore.
He ponders about his mind, trying to think of other ways to pass the time. Maybe another song? Yeah!
You put the lime in the coconut
And drink 'em all up
Yeah! He thinks. I like this one!
That song was ran through his head for the next 10 minutes. If it were me or God forbid Piccolo, someone probably would've gotten very hurt. Notice that Vegito is a lot more than Goku than Vegeta. Odd… That's actually a really bad thing.
But on the other hand, Piccolo was relieved to have some peace and quiet.
Anyways after the 10 minutes of killing Vegito's brain cells that occurred, they had arrived at the grassy location where Vegito saw… nothing. It was a regular, grassy, green field.
"About time!" says the grass. "It's been 2 hours!"
"Here ya go," Piccolo says to the grass. "Now have your fight and let's go."
Vegito still doesn't see anything, but then he lands and sees...
"Cell!" he shouts, shocked. "What are you doing here?"
"Well I came back to life to kill Goku," Cell explains. "But of course... he's inside of you."
"H-how did you?.."
"I've been watching the world ever since I died," he says. "I know what happened."
He doesn't know everything, Vegito thinks. He wasn't in the future, for all he knows I used Super Saiyan 2. I haven't used full power on Earth since then, and there's no way he could have seen the Tournament of Power.
"I'm a lot stronger than Gohan was in the Cell Games, so I'm not sure if this will really be a fair fight for you..."
Cell shouts and powers up to be at least equal to Super Saiyan God Goku. His power surges.
"I've been improving as well," Cell says with a smile. "There's no way you can match this!"
I was right, he has no clue that I have Super Saiyan Blue! I'll probably win this.
"Well then," Vegito says. "If I can't, there's no harm in trying!"
"That's not how that works," Piccolo says.
"That's what I was going to say!" Cell laughs.
"Hmph."
"Lighten up, Piccolo," Vegito says with a smile.
"I said, HMPH!" he responds.
Cell smirks. He hasn't been this excited in years. He finally gets to fight someone strong! Frieza got boring after a while, he thinks. Especially when he got his Golden form. But hey, he was still fun to get drunk at a bar with!
(Wait Hell has bars? *sigh* Of course it does… I bet heaven doesn't have bars.)
Cell gets into fighting stance as he powers up. He stops around Super Saiyan 3 Goku's level, surrounding himself in an intense golden aura with lots of light blue lightning.
This should be fun, both Cell and Vegito think.
Vegito becomes surrounded in a golden light as his hair turns blonde and his eyes turn blue. He is surrounded in a fiery golden aura and light blue lightning. The glow disappears, revealing Super Vegito 2.
The two charge at each other and clash fists Dragon Ball FighterZ style, and the battle begins.
To be continued...
Well there you go. The long awaited Chapter 1 to Vegito- Universal Warrior of the Gods.
Was it worth the wait for you guys? Please tell me what you think! PM me or comment on the chapter.
What did you guys think of Cell? He seems weak, but I'm gonna power him up during the battle.
His current max is about equal to RoF SSB Goku, but he isn't done yet. I plan on giving him a new, very powerful transformation. What do you guys think it should be? Golden Cell? Ultra Cell? Duracell (lol)? Tell me what you guys want!
I'll explain more next chapter, it's gonna be a flashback/ recap chapter.
Until then, I hope you enjoyed this revamped chapter!
See ya!
(P.S. The entire chapter was previously in bold text. I fixed it. Sorry!)
