Profesor Elderbug, an teacher at Hallownest highSchool, walked out to see a bunch of kids swarming around some thing. maybe it was a dead vengefly? he walked over to see.
"oooo! aah!" the kids said. elderbug walked up to them, shoving kids to the side so he could see. "move it small fuckers," he he got to the center of the Children Mass, he found a bug unconcious on the ground. It had a mask that was white as white people and horns that rose up to the sky if if were been standing up but it was not standing up so they pointed towards someones dick. Its mask also had two eye holes that were not closed for some reason even though it was unconcius, and the eye holes were totally and completely black like black holes except they didn't turn you into tiny spaghetti. It was wearing a cloak that had many small tendrils, and a nail weapon on its back.
"Whos this" elderbugged Proffesor Elderbig. "i dont Know' said Quirrel, one of the small fuckers that had been looking at the bug. "This dude just fell off the roof." Quirrel was less of a fucker than the rest of the fuckers and he got good grades. Because of that elderbug was not Fully pissed at Quirrel. "thanks Quirrel", he said. "you can have extra credit points for that." Quirrel smiled like the dumass suckup he was.
The unconsiuos bug moved. "gasp" said the mass of children. "Shut the fuck up" said Pefessor Elderbog. the bug opened its eyes that were already been opened. "New small fucker who are you?" asked Elderbeg.
"I don't know" said the small fucker. Another teacher, the gym teacher, Mister Sly, came over to look. "Oh fuck is that an ghost" he shocked. Elderbag looked back at the small fucker who now stood up and whos horns no longer pointed at someones dick and now at the sky.
"You are name is Ghost now." Go to the school nurse if you have amnesia," Eldorbug. Mister Sly grabbed Ghost by the arm and yanked them to Joni the Nurse;s office. Quirrel looked and wondered what the fuck.
Ghost was being dragged to the nurses office. "So my name is ghost now." Sly the jim teacher noticed they had a nail weapon on his back and also noticed it was super broked. "your nail fucking sucks but at least you have one. you might do okay in my class." He tosed Ghost into joni's offce.
Hi said Joni the nurse. "Hello," Ghost did. "What do you in here for" Joni'd. "I have anmesia. said" Ghost. "Cool drink this blue goop" said Joni. Ghost drankt eh blue gooop. "Whats this blue goop." Said ghost. "oh this is lifeblood. It's illegal but it makes you healed said joni. She was right, Ghost felt a lot healed, but they still didnt remember shit. "I still dont have memories." Ghost said. "just go back to class it'll be fine" jonia told them. Ghost left the office and went into a random classroom.
"whore you?" said some irrelivant fucker. "im Ghost"said ghost. "Ive got amenia."'
the teahcer Ms Hornet looked up. "I add you to the class roster Ghost sit down next to Quirrel." Ghost sit down next to Quirrel. "Hey you're consios now." said Quirrel. "We be friends?" Ghost nodded at thir new friend.
Ms Hornet kept talking about dumb stuff on the white board and so Ghost stopped paying attention. They looked around at other stuff and the bug next to them waved at them to say hi, but with a pickaxe instead of her hand. Ghost decided this was the way of greeting so he took out his nail and waved it at her too. Ms Hornet was angry. "Myla and Ghost you are sent to the principal room for waving around your weapons. Also ghost youre weapon is weird and cracked. Every one laughed at Ghost and Myla patted their back for some reason. Ghost waould have felt sad and humiliated if they had the capacity to feel an emotion.
"Bye ghost" said Quirrel. "bye Quirre;l said Ghost. Ghost and Myla left to go to the principle room for their holy judgement.
"Cmon follow me Ghost' said myla. "I go this way all the time so I know thw way." Ghost followed Myla and started to feel a little funny, which was weird because they didn't have the ability to feel most things but I guess funny is a thing Ghost could feel. Ghost followed Myla until they got to a bulding that said "Black Egg Office" on it. "This is the principle office," said Myla. "The principle cant talk but theyre kind of scary." They went in.
In the office there was another door that looked like a black egg. Myla opened the black egg door and wet in, and Ghost followed her like the joth piece of shit they were. Inside there was a black desk with a name plate that said "principle hollow knight" but there was no principle there. Suddenly, totally and completely unexpectedly, out of the blue and with no warning, the chair spinned around and made a noise like it hadnt been oiled since the death of some really old guy. Future me remember to add an old guy name here and if you dont i will rend the flesh from you are bones.
In the chair was the principle! Myla gasped in surprise because she hadn't expected that the principle would be sitting in a chair facing away from them and the back of the chair made it so they couldn;t see the principle, but that was what happened! She waited for Principle Hollow Knght to say something but then remembered the principle couldn't talk.
The principle saw Ghost and their eyes widened in surprised except they didn't because the principle's face was actually a mask and mask eyes can't move. they drew their not broken and very long nail and pointed it at Ghost. Ghost drew their yes broked and very short nail and pointed it at the principle. The principle saw how short and broken Ghost's nail was and put their own nail away in mercy. Ghost also did that.
The funny feeling Ghost had been feeling became huge and Ghost fell over and started glowing blue. Principle Hollow Knight looked at Myla confused and Myla shrugged. Then Myla stopped shugging and remembered Ghost was at Joni's office and said "Ghost was at Joni's office and I bet they;re just drugged out by lifeblood." Principle Hollow Knight nodded and Myla dragged the glowing Ghost back to ms Horne'ts class.
TO BE COMINUED!
