John waked into his rom. He looked around and then he saw dave on his dresser looking bak at john he wsa holding a cake in his hrands. John looked at cake he say "that better not be fucking betty crocker! "
DAVe looksed john in the eyes and satyd "Y? is dhtat a promblen for you?"
JOhn looked at Dave in Anger. He could not belive this madness he was hearing with his ears. Deave new that John h8ted Bet Crocker brand anything s and he made him a cak of betty crock and john took dave's color and forced him off the dresser and dave DRPOPED THE CAKE!
Dav was on the ground no top of the cake, he looked up and mad at john "what the frick frack diddly davck was that for Jonathan!? "
John put his arm into fists and said "u no I h8er sk8er crocker corp brand cake and other baked goods dave! Why do you walways have to ignore thant about me!
Dave looked dowm "I no that wyou are unhappy but I thot u wouldn't notieā¦..
john helped dave up "im sorry I got so mad, we shud probs clean this up together.
Dave said "im nt helping you that gay
John said" so am I"
Then they kissed and got married the end
