Three or four times a week, I have to consult my board of directors, and whenever I do so, it's complete chaos. Unfortunately, I had to bring my two brothers Dimensiondude and Lunatic121 to a meeting. HERE'S what happened.

I walked out of my car into a building where there were other forms of transportation were in the parking lot. My brothers Dimensiondude and Lunatic121 got out.

Me: Guys, did you bring any form of protection?

Dimensiondude: No. Why?

Me: Oh, YOU'LL find out, soon enough!

Lunatic121: I've always wanted to go to a fanfiction writer's conference!

Me: Believe me, you'll soon wish you hadn't.

I walked in to see various cartoon/video game/book characters, all of which were wearing office suits (save Fred and George Weasley, who were wearing casual clothing and Burns and Smithers, who were always wearing office clothes). I sat in front, with Mr. Burns on my left and Hiro Nakamura on my right.

Me: Dimensiondude, you sit in between Falco and Tingle. Rylan, you go between Axel and Syrus.

Lunatic121: YES! I love Axel!

Lunatic121 sat in a seat. Axel and Syrus were getting some water.

Axel: MY seat!

Lunatic went one seat to the left.

Syrus: Mine.

Lunatic went and sat down on Mr. Burns.

Mr. Burns: MINE!

Lunatic: Sorry.

Lunatic went to a seat just next to Syrus.

Axel: Better.

Me: Attention, everyone. Everyone to your seats!

Everyone sat down. And Mr. Burns' seat broke.

Me: Sorry about the seat, Mr. Burns! RATTRAP had to blast it.

(A/N: The Rattrap is from Beast Wars season 1)

Rattrap: Hey, he had it coming!

Mr. Burns: It's alright, SoulDude. Smithers! I need a seat!

Smithers: Yes, sir.

Smithers got onto his hands and knees and Mr. Burns sat on him.

Axel: Man, that guy's got him under his thumb.

Me: Guys! Guys, calm down. Alright, I'm here to introduce everyone to my brothers, Dimensiondude and Lunatic121. Alright, on my immediate left are Mr. Burns and his assistant Smithers.

Smithers: Please, call me Waylon.

Me: Okay, C. Montgomery Burns and his assistant Waylon Smithers. Next to them is Jaden Yuki's famed sidekick Syrus Truesdale.

Syrus: Hi.

Me: On his left is Kingdom Hearts II's Axel.

Axel: Yeah. I'm Axel. Got it memorized?

Lunatic121: I love that line!

(A/N: My brother just loves Axel's main line)

Me: On his left is my brother, Lunatic 121. On HIS left is Ned Flanders.

Ned: Hi-diddly-dee, guys!

Dimensiondude: I hate that line.

Me: Next to Ned Flanders are the two twins, one of which comes to us from beyond the grave, Fred and George Weasley!

Fred: I've never felt so alive.

George: Fred, you died, remember?

Fred: Don't remind me.

Me: Anyway, on my immediate RIGHT is Hiro Nakamura, the time-stopping Japanese hero.

Hiro: Hi.

Me: Next to him are the wedded couple Cosmo and Wanda.

There's a goldfish tank and two goldfish float out. They wink at each other and they turn into Cosmo and Wanda.

Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!

Wanda: And I'm Wanda!

Me: And you're BOTH on probation from the whole Lord of Souls II incident.

Cosmo: C'mon! So what if we put knock-out drops in your root beer to tell the world about the prequel to it?

Me: I'm going to do my best to ignore that remark. Anyway, next to them is the transforming robot, Rattrap.

Rattrap: Hey.

Me: Who is going to be on probation after blasting Mr. Burns' chair.

Rattrap: Slag.

Me: Next to him is the stinkiest guy on the board, the Flea.

Flea: Buenos Dias.

Me: Next to HIM is the clumsiest detective crew ever to hit the Sonic World, Team Chaotix.

Vector was fast asleep.

Mr. Burns: Wake up, you oafus alligator!

Vector suddenly woke up.

Vector: I didn't do ANYTHING, officer! I swear! Oh.

Espio: What were you dreaming about, Vector?

Vector: Uh…nothing.

Charmy: SURE you weren't.

Me: And next to him is the ding-a-ling fairy-guy, Tingle.

Tingle: Tingle, Tingle, Kaloo-limpah!

Me: Next to him is my older brother, Dimensiondude, and then it's Falco Lombardi.

Falco: Yo.

Me: Next to Lunatic is everyone's favorite absorbent sponge, Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob simply waved.

Me: On Spongebob's right is the crashed alien from Melmac, ALF.

ALF: Yo.

Me: Across from ALF is the klutzy alien from Star Wars, JarJar Binks.

JarJar: Meesa glad to be here.

Me: Across from each other are my two favorite writers on Mrfipp and charizardag.

Mrfipp: Why am I here again?

Charizardag: Same here. Oh, wait! TLSoulDude said he'd pay us fifty dollars if we came to these meetings!

Mrfipp: Have we even GOTTEN the money?

Me: Moving on. Next to charizardag is the fat cat, Garfield.

Garfield: So many fanfictions, so little time.

Me: Across from Garfield is the guy who can do whatever a spider can, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man: Glad to be HANGING with you guys!

Cosmo turned into a drum set and did a rimshot.

Me: Next to Spider-Man is the famous Italian Plumber's brother, Luigi.

Luigi: Oh yeah!

Me: Finally, right across me, Homer Simpson.

Homer was gorging himself on the donuts.

Me: Eww. Anyway, as always, we are here to discuss my next fanfictions.

Ned: You're thinking about making a Heroes fanfiction, maybe you should do THAT.

Homer: Maybe you should can it!

Ned: Well, I…okay.

Me: Homer, do NOT put down your fellow directors!

Flea: Excuse me, do you have ANY burritos for the Flea?

ALF: Flea, do you ALWAYS have to refer to yourself in the third person?

Falco: And could you PLEASE get some deodorant?!

Flea: What IS deodorant?

Luigi: Mama mia.

Me: Jeez, the meeting's going into chaos during the first minute. A new record.

Vector: I say we make a fanfiction where the entire universe is in chaos and is saved by a hero!

Espio: Vector, TL's done that twice already.

Vector: Oh, right.

Charmy: I have something that could enhance it!

Rattrap: Five bucks say that it's something stupid.

Axel: I second that.

Syrus: C'mon, it can't be ALL bad!

Charmy: The hero could have two or more sidekicks!

Axel: Fork over the cash, little man.

Syrus handed Axel and Rattrap five dollars.

Me: Guys! How many times have I told you to NEVER gamble during the meetings?!

Hiro then started gibbering away in Japanese.

Me: (Sigh) WHY DID ANDO CALL IN SICK TODAY?!

Falco was listening to Hiro.

Falco: Yeah.

Homer: Did you get a word he said?

Falco: No. I don't speak Chinese.

Hiro: I am not Chinese! I am Japanese!

Falco: So? The only differences are that you guys make better games and eat more sea food.

Cosmo: I have an idea! We could tell the world about the ending of the Lord of Souls III! About how Takuya defeats…

Spider-Man shot some webbing at Cosmo's mouth.

Me: Thanks, Spidey.

Spider-Man: No problem.

Axel: I have a question!

Me: What?

Axel: Could I change seats? I don't wanna sit next to four-eyes any longer!

Syrus: Hey!

Mrfipp: And how come the only girl here is married? Someone might think that we're gay or something!

Charizardag: Anyone here who's gay, raise your hand.

Only Smithers raised his hand and he fell down with Burns with him.

Smithers: Sorry, sir.

Mr. Burns: I'll just get ANOTHER seat!

Burns tried getting another chair, but he couldn't move it.

Me: Lunatic! Get the old man a chair!

Lunatic121 took a chair and put it over Smithers. Mr. Burns took it.

Wanda: I say, we go to Prince of Heart II!

JarJar: So soon?

Wanda: Hey, Mrfipp went onto Kingdom Hearts IV before he finished Kingdom Hearts III.

Mrfipp: She's right.

Hiro: Just put ME in.

Wanda: Why should he do that?

Hiro: He's putting…

Wanda quickly turned Hiro into a Japanese-esque cat before he could finish the spoiler.

Me: Alright, Wanda, we do NOT turn our fellows into any sort of animal life and I will NOT put out Prince of Heart II. It's TOO EARLY!

Wanda: Oh, all right.

Me: And change Hiro back!

Wanda turned Hiro back to normal just as a rather large stench broke the air.

Me: Fred! George! Did you set off another dung bomb?!

George: Don't look at us!

Flea: Sorry! That was the Flea!

Me: RRGGHH! Stupid directors! Better off without them!

Mr. Burns: Don't worry, TL, I have ways to get rid of the other directors!

Mr. Burns pressed a button and the entire board (save Mrfipp, charizardag, Ned, Hiro, and Spider-Man) fell into a trap door.

Spider-Man: Sorry, I don't go down easily.

Everyone soon fell into a heap on the same floor.

Mr. Burns: Oh, it's doing that THING again!

Me: Everyone, back to your seats!

Dimensiondude: This is more crazy than the House of Mouse.

Lunatic121: Alright, I've seen enough. Can we go home now?

Me: Not until the meeting's over.

Dimensiondude: And that should be…?

I saw that the board of directors were in a brawl.

Me: Next week.

I got out a shield just as one of Axel's chakram came towards me.

Me: THAT'S what the shield's for.

Fin.