Three or four times a week, I have to consult my board of directors, and whenever I do so, it's complete chaos. Unfortunately, I had to bring my two brothers Dimensiondude and Lunatic121 to a meeting. HERE'S what happened.
I walked out of my car into a building where there were other forms of transportation were in the parking lot. My brothers Dimensiondude and Lunatic121 got out.
Me: Guys, did you bring any form of protection?
Dimensiondude: No. Why?
Me: Oh, YOU'LL find out, soon enough!
Lunatic121: I've always wanted to go to a fanfiction writer's conference!
Me: Believe me, you'll soon wish you hadn't.
I walked in to see various cartoon/video game/book characters, all of which were wearing office suits (save Fred and George Weasley, who were wearing casual clothing and Burns and Smithers, who were always wearing office clothes). I sat in front, with Mr. Burns on my left and Hiro Nakamura on my right.
Me: Dimensiondude, you sit in between Falco and Tingle. Rylan, you go between Axel and Syrus.
Lunatic121: YES! I love Axel!
Lunatic121 sat in a seat. Axel and Syrus were getting some water.
Axel: MY seat!
Lunatic went one seat to the left.
Syrus: Mine.
Lunatic went and sat down on Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns: MINE!
Lunatic: Sorry.
Lunatic went to a seat just next to Syrus.
Axel: Better.
Me: Attention, everyone. Everyone to your seats!
Everyone sat down. And Mr. Burns' seat broke.
Me: Sorry about the seat, Mr. Burns! RATTRAP had to blast it.
(A/N: The Rattrap is from Beast Wars season 1)
Rattrap: Hey, he had it coming!
Mr. Burns: It's alright, SoulDude. Smithers! I need a seat!
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Smithers got onto his hands and knees and Mr. Burns sat on him.
Axel: Man, that guy's got him under his thumb.
Me: Guys! Guys, calm down. Alright, I'm here to introduce everyone to my brothers, Dimensiondude and Lunatic121. Alright, on my immediate left are Mr. Burns and his assistant Smithers.
Smithers: Please, call me Waylon.
Me: Okay, C. Montgomery Burns and his assistant Waylon Smithers. Next to them is Jaden Yuki's famed sidekick Syrus Truesdale.
Syrus: Hi.
Me: On his left is Kingdom Hearts II's Axel.
Axel: Yeah. I'm Axel. Got it memorized?
Lunatic121: I love that line!
(A/N: My brother just loves Axel's main line)
Me: On his left is my brother, Lunatic 121. On HIS left is Ned Flanders.
Ned: Hi-diddly-dee, guys!
Dimensiondude: I hate that line.
Me: Next to Ned Flanders are the two twins, one of which comes to us from beyond the grave, Fred and George Weasley!
Fred: I've never felt so alive.
George: Fred, you died, remember?
Fred: Don't remind me.
Me: Anyway, on my immediate RIGHT is Hiro Nakamura, the time-stopping Japanese hero.
Hiro: Hi.
Me: Next to him are the wedded couple Cosmo and Wanda.
There's a goldfish tank and two goldfish float out. They wink at each other and they turn into Cosmo and Wanda.
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!
Wanda: And I'm Wanda!
Me: And you're BOTH on probation from the whole Lord of Souls II incident.
Cosmo: C'mon! So what if we put knock-out drops in your root beer to tell the world about the prequel to it?
Me: I'm going to do my best to ignore that remark. Anyway, next to them is the transforming robot, Rattrap.
Rattrap: Hey.
Me: Who is going to be on probation after blasting Mr. Burns' chair.
Rattrap: Slag.
Me: Next to him is the stinkiest guy on the board, the Flea.
Flea: Buenos Dias.
Me: Next to HIM is the clumsiest detective crew ever to hit the Sonic World, Team Chaotix.
Vector was fast asleep.
Mr. Burns: Wake up, you oafus alligator!
Vector suddenly woke up.
Vector: I didn't do ANYTHING, officer! I swear! Oh.
Espio: What were you dreaming about, Vector?
Vector: Uh…nothing.
Charmy: SURE you weren't.
Me: And next to him is the ding-a-ling fairy-guy, Tingle.
Tingle: Tingle, Tingle, Kaloo-limpah!
Me: Next to him is my older brother, Dimensiondude, and then it's Falco Lombardi.
Falco: Yo.
Me: Next to Lunatic is everyone's favorite absorbent sponge, Spongebob Squarepants.
Spongebob simply waved.
Me: On Spongebob's right is the crashed alien from Melmac, ALF.
ALF: Yo.
Me: Across from ALF is the klutzy alien from Star Wars, JarJar Binks.
JarJar: Meesa glad to be here.
Me: Across from each other are my two favorite writers on Mrfipp and charizardag.
Mrfipp: Why am I here again?
Charizardag: Same here. Oh, wait! TLSoulDude said he'd pay us fifty dollars if we came to these meetings!
Mrfipp: Have we even GOTTEN the money?
Me: Moving on. Next to charizardag is the fat cat, Garfield.
Garfield: So many fanfictions, so little time.
Me: Across from Garfield is the guy who can do whatever a spider can, Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: Glad to be HANGING with you guys!
Cosmo turned into a drum set and did a rimshot.
Me: Next to Spider-Man is the famous Italian Plumber's brother, Luigi.
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Me: Finally, right across me, Homer Simpson.
Homer was gorging himself on the donuts.
Me: Eww. Anyway, as always, we are here to discuss my next fanfictions.
Ned: You're thinking about making a Heroes fanfiction, maybe you should do THAT.
Homer: Maybe you should can it!
Ned: Well, I…okay.
Me: Homer, do NOT put down your fellow directors!
Flea: Excuse me, do you have ANY burritos for the Flea?
ALF: Flea, do you ALWAYS have to refer to yourself in the third person?
Falco: And could you PLEASE get some deodorant?!
Flea: What IS deodorant?
Luigi: Mama mia.
Me: Jeez, the meeting's going into chaos during the first minute. A new record.
Vector: I say we make a fanfiction where the entire universe is in chaos and is saved by a hero!
Espio: Vector, TL's done that twice already.
Vector: Oh, right.
Charmy: I have something that could enhance it!
Rattrap: Five bucks say that it's something stupid.
Axel: I second that.
Syrus: C'mon, it can't be ALL bad!
Charmy: The hero could have two or more sidekicks!
Axel: Fork over the cash, little man.
Syrus handed Axel and Rattrap five dollars.
Me: Guys! How many times have I told you to NEVER gamble during the meetings?!
Hiro then started gibbering away in Japanese.
Me: (Sigh) WHY DID ANDO CALL IN SICK TODAY?!
Falco was listening to Hiro.
Falco: Yeah.
Homer: Did you get a word he said?
Falco: No. I don't speak Chinese.
Hiro: I am not Chinese! I am Japanese!
Falco: So? The only differences are that you guys make better games and eat more sea food.
Cosmo: I have an idea! We could tell the world about the ending of the Lord of Souls III! About how Takuya defeats…
Spider-Man shot some webbing at Cosmo's mouth.
Me: Thanks, Spidey.
Spider-Man: No problem.
Axel: I have a question!
Me: What?
Axel: Could I change seats? I don't wanna sit next to four-eyes any longer!
Syrus: Hey!
Mrfipp: And how come the only girl here is married? Someone might think that we're gay or something!
Charizardag: Anyone here who's gay, raise your hand.
Only Smithers raised his hand and he fell down with Burns with him.
Smithers: Sorry, sir.
Mr. Burns: I'll just get ANOTHER seat!
Burns tried getting another chair, but he couldn't move it.
Me: Lunatic! Get the old man a chair!
Lunatic121 took a chair and put it over Smithers. Mr. Burns took it.
Wanda: I say, we go to Prince of Heart II!
JarJar: So soon?
Wanda: Hey, Mrfipp went onto Kingdom Hearts IV before he finished Kingdom Hearts III.
Mrfipp: She's right.
Hiro: Just put ME in.
Wanda: Why should he do that?
Hiro: He's putting…
Wanda quickly turned Hiro into a Japanese-esque cat before he could finish the spoiler.
Me: Alright, Wanda, we do NOT turn our fellows into any sort of animal life and I will NOT put out Prince of Heart II. It's TOO EARLY!
Wanda: Oh, all right.
Me: And change Hiro back!
Wanda turned Hiro back to normal just as a rather large stench broke the air.
Me: Fred! George! Did you set off another dung bomb?!
George: Don't look at us!
Flea: Sorry! That was the Flea!
Me: RRGGHH! Stupid directors! Better off without them!
Mr. Burns: Don't worry, TL, I have ways to get rid of the other directors!
Mr. Burns pressed a button and the entire board (save Mrfipp, charizardag, Ned, Hiro, and Spider-Man) fell into a trap door.
Spider-Man: Sorry, I don't go down easily.
Everyone soon fell into a heap on the same floor.
Mr. Burns: Oh, it's doing that THING again!
Me: Everyone, back to your seats!
Dimensiondude: This is more crazy than the House of Mouse.
Lunatic121: Alright, I've seen enough. Can we go home now?
Me: Not until the meeting's over.
Dimensiondude: And that should be…?
I saw that the board of directors were in a brawl.
Me: Next week.
I got out a shield just as one of Axel's chakram came towards me.
Me: THAT'S what the shield's for.
Fin.
