Me- Hey, guys. Well, this is my first NejiIno so pleeeeaaase be light w/ the flames.
Ren- hn please flame, the more stressed she gets, the better it is for me.
Me- do us all a favor and go back to your own manga! (he's from Chibi Vampire which sadly, i do not own, cry)
Ren- are you asking or ordering ? says in intimidating way
Me- eep! Nvm
Ren- I thought so
Me- sorry if this fic is sucky it's the first one I posted as u can see. Enjoy!
Ren- like that'll ever happen
Me- GO HOME, REN!
Disclaimer- why do I even have to say this!?!? I DON"T OWNIE THE PEEPS ORE THE PLOTTIE!
Chapter 1
Hiashi Did What?
At the ichiraku ramen place
"INO!" ino snapped out of her little daydream.
"What the heck?" ino snapped in the direction of the irritating noise, sakura. "I was having a happy little daydream! Thanks for interrupting, BAKA!" ino pouted, folding her arms.
Sakura rolled her eyes at the blonde. "Who are you gonna take to the Christmas Ball, Ino chan?" She asked happily, (annoying as heck) pink hair flapping wildly in the strong gusts of wind.
Ino thought on it for a second and shrugged "I'm not sure if I'm going this year, last year, I almost got trampled by fanboys," she winced "one of them was Kankuro".
Sakura twitched and tried to get the thought out of her mind. " so, no date?" she said with a look of pity on her face.
Ino Bashed her over the head with her fist "thats what you think BAKA! Leave me the crap alone" Ino was being slightly spaztastic and almost knocked over her half eaten bowl of ramen.
With Hiashi Sama
"I'm a barbie fairy princess! I'm the prettiest hyuuga that ever lived, not even ken can be compared to me! I'm soooo beautiefulleriffic!" Hiashi sang merrily while skipping about the almost deserted hyuuga compound. Lemme repeat that, ALMOST. Just then, hinata walked outside.
Hinata stopped and stared at the old fart flame
(omg blonde.mindblower made up this name 4 hiashi sama, doesn't it rock!)
She twitched then screamed and sprinted out of the hyuuga compound yelling "the apocalypse is coming NOOOOOOOOOO, Hiashi sama's a pretty princess! NOOOOOOO" (a/n wow twitch hinata sama, you're scary)
Hinata was sprinting down konoha's main street when she collided with our favorite pupil less, prodigy.
"NEJI KUN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hinata sama, please remove yourself from my person" neji requested in an irritated manner.
Hinata got up and was shaking so much that neji had to help her stand. "What's with you?" he asked, suddenly wondering why he even asked the question in the first place
"Hi-a-shi- sa-ma" hinata replied in her shakeful way of shakieness. "HE'S A BARBIE/MY LITTLE PONY FANBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hinata yelled, half the village cringed when the extremely high pitched scream penetrated their eardrums and killed their brain cells.
NO! I WANT MY BRAIN CELLS BACK! (a/n- Mwahahahaha I kill u!)
About 1 block away, Ino winced in pain as an annoying sound rang throughout the air. She paid for her ramen then went to find out what was making the terrible noise. "Hinata chan?"
Her attention then turned to the pearl eyed ninja that was supporting her. "Neji kun?"
"Ohayo gozaimasu, Ino" he said easing hinata onto a bench slowly. Poor hina chan :(
"What's wrong with hinata chan?" ino asked wondering if she really wanted to know the answer.
Neji gave a dismissive gesture towards the other hyuuga, "she's fine, she'll probably be up in a few minutes" ino's gave a small 'oh' and they walked sown the street.
"So, are you going to the Christmas ball with anyone, neji kun?" Ino asked, suddenly realizing that her shoes were incredibly shiny.
"No" neji replied in his usual tone of voice. He looked at ino who was staring to intently at her shoes to notice the tree she was about to collide with. "Ino"
"nani?" Ino looked up but it was too late.
BONK!!!!!!!!!!
Neji shook his head 'what kind of ninja walks into trees' he asked himself shaking his head.
"Oww" ino said rubbing her forehead. Neji sighed and lifted his hand to her forehead, gently pressing it to her skin, calming the restless chakra that had built up behind it and allowing her chakra to pour through, unobstructed, so it would heal the few cuts that were there. (Yeah, I know it's a run on but I had to say all this, neji's soo sweet!)
Ino sucked in a nervous breath and neji removed his hand. "Hn you've got a lot on your mind, you seem stressed" neji led her over to the hyuuga compound.
(a/n Don't worry, hiashi sama was taken away by the nice people in da white coats. He got the pointy needle and is now sitting in a spongy room where he can't hurt himself! hehehehe)
They walked over to the training grounds and neji got into fighting stance. "Would you like to talk about it over a spar?" he asked. Ino smirked and got into fighting stance as well.
"Well...It all started this morning"
End of chapter
So, how was it??? it's my first NejiXIno. R&R please! No flames, I am a very sensitive person sniffle , Anyways, please feel free to make suggestions, I would LOOOVE to hear them. Thanks to all my insane little friends who inspired me to write this, I LOVE U ALL!
