You let out a irate sigh as a finger jabbed into your shoulder for the tenth time in at least four minutes. "Guess Who!"
"You're supposed to cover my eyes when you do that Natsu" You turned on the stool to find the pink-haired mage standing just behind you.
"You would have known it was him anyway" Gajeel muttered from off to the side.
"Just because she's a slayer doesn't mean her nose is that good" Natsu said bluntly.
You gave him a hard look, taking in his typical cocky grin. Even Happy was almost smirking, as if the two of them were purposely baiting you into interacting with them. With a quick sniff of the air, you turned back to your drink, uninterested in whatever Natsu had planned this time. Laxus snorted from down the bar, electricity crackling around him as he expressed his amusement.
"Got something to say, Laxus?" Natsu rounded on the lightning dragon slayer with a snarl.
"Yeah, I do." The electricity intensified. "I'm going to tell you to fuck off"
"Make me"
"Gladly"
"Can you not?" You turned toward the two of them just in time to throw yourself out of the way of an oncoming chair. The brawl had already spread like wildfire to the nearest table, leaving you half sitting on the floor and Gajeel still at the bar.
"Not again" Mira sighs as she catches a chair and gently sits it down behind the bar where it's safe from crashing. Anyone near Mira's bar during a brawl is sure to get the worst of the fight.
"Where is Erza when you need her" You sighed as you watch Gray jump in alongside Juvia.
Suddenly a weight lands on your back, forcing the air out of your lungs. Something hot and heavy has landed on you, and is apparently intent on staying. You struggled to push yourself upward but to no avail, you're a strong wizard for sure...but muscle tone is a different story. Especially when it comes to the monster sitting on you.
"Can you move please?" You groan.
"Sorry!" The weight scrambles off you. You sit up just in time to see that it's once again Natsu whose bothered you. "I didn't know you were that breakable"
Your eyebrow twitches as you glare at him. "You know what Natsu..." A smirk crosses your face before you open your mouth. "Roar of the-"
"ENOUGH" Makarov's voice shakes the guild hall as everyone immediately freezes. The old man is sitting on the upper floor railings, just above the bar. "It's enough damage without dragon slayers going at it" You look down sheepishly as he speaks.
"She couldn't beat me anyway" Natsu says proudly, looking up at his cat. "Right, Happy"
"Aye, NATSU!" Happy's response turns into a screech as Natsu hits the wall. You crack your knuckles, satisfied with the punch.
"Oops" You say innocently as Natsu gets up, a flare in his eyes saying this is just the beginning.
Maybe it's time to pay a little more attention to Natsu Dragneel.
