ULTIMATE POKEMON RAP BATTLES!
PROBOPASS...
VERSUS...
HITMONCHAN!
BEGIN!
Hitmonchan: KEE-YAW!
PUNCH YOUR JAW!
YOU'RE GONNA GET MAULED!
It looks like Donkey Kong took a bath in your nose!
I've boxed my way through tons of dudes! An Easter Island Head? What kinda foe
Are you supposed to be? I don't even know!
Join the circus, ugly, you can be Bozo!
And your hat? Ugh, man. It's so out of fashion!
You fight with Mini-Noses, and I fight with passion!
I'll hold my fists up, give you a lesson in Kung-Fu.
Prepare yourself, Rocky, I'll give you a one-two!
Probopass: I've heard all this before, you're nothing new to me.
You can't even pack Beedrill's sting, let alone float like a Butterfree!
You look like Kim Jong-Un cut his hair with a lawnmower.
Your original sprite looked like Togekiss watching a dump from Doduo.
I can't believe you're always male! You're one big sissy!
You wear women's shoes and a dress! And your dress is extra frizzy.
If I were a Tyrogue, I'd try to raise my Defense!
So I wouldn't have to evolve into you! Think of the immense
Misery and despair, knowing you'd turned into a female wreck!
In Red and Blue, no one chose you! You could faint from a Peck!
Hitmonchan: I'm such a boss, I was named after Jackie Chan!
And just look at my entry! I punch faster than a bullet train!
Even your Mini Nose's noses must weigh at least a ton!
You're in a hairy situation, if you'd just excuse my pun.
Probopass: You seem to need a break after fighting for three minutes.
I'll drag this battle out, so it'll be impossible for you to win it.
I may be weak to you, but I've got Sturdy!
Every single one of your stats is below 130!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Please suggest new battles!
