ULTIMATE POKEMON RAP BATTLES!

PROBOPASS...

VERSUS...

HITMONCHAN!

BEGIN!

Hitmonchan: KEE-YAW!

PUNCH YOUR JAW!

YOU'RE GONNA GET MAULED!

It looks like Donkey Kong took a bath in your nose!

I've boxed my way through tons of dudes! An Easter Island Head? What kinda foe

Are you supposed to be? I don't even know!

Join the circus, ugly, you can be Bozo!

And your hat? Ugh, man. It's so out of fashion!

You fight with Mini-Noses, and I fight with passion!

I'll hold my fists up, give you a lesson in Kung-Fu.

Prepare yourself, Rocky, I'll give you a one-two!

Probopass: I've heard all this before, you're nothing new to me.

You can't even pack Beedrill's sting, let alone float like a Butterfree!

You look like Kim Jong-Un cut his hair with a lawnmower.

Your original sprite looked like Togekiss watching a dump from Doduo.

I can't believe you're always male! You're one big sissy!

You wear women's shoes and a dress! And your dress is extra frizzy.

If I were a Tyrogue, I'd try to raise my Defense!

So I wouldn't have to evolve into you! Think of the immense

Misery and despair, knowing you'd turned into a female wreck!

In Red and Blue, no one chose you! You could faint from a Peck!

Hitmonchan: I'm such a boss, I was named after Jackie Chan!

And just look at my entry! I punch faster than a bullet train!

Even your Mini Nose's noses must weigh at least a ton!

You're in a hairy situation, if you'd just excuse my pun.

Probopass: You seem to need a break after fighting for three minutes.

I'll drag this battle out, so it'll be impossible for you to win it.

I may be weak to you, but I've got Sturdy!

Every single one of your stats is below 130!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Please suggest new battles!