AN: Ok peoples, this is Supa paratroopa and for your holiday delight I (along with I Will Soar, and I RuleThisWorldSoGetYourOwn) will be concocting twilight versions of your favorite songs! Most will probably be Emmett singing them since who else would come up with these kinds of things. So… let the music commence.
Jingle Bella (to the melody of jingle bells):
Edward is sitting in a chair, reading, and Emmett walks in, pulls out two small bells with Bella's face on them, then he starts singing;
"Jingle Bella,"
"Jingle Bella,"
"Jingle all the way,"
Edward growls and grabs the bells away. He promptly rips off the faces, sticks them in his pocket, and commences reading. Emmett picks up the bells and leaves the room.
Later
Alice is passing by Emmett in the upstairs hallway of the house then Emmett takes out his bells this time with Jasper pictures and sings;
"Jingle Jasper "
"Jingle Jasper"
"Jingle all the way"
Alice snatches the bells, takes off Jasper's pictures, and throws the bells out the window Emmett runs to the window and screams "No, my ding-a-ling" and runs out of the house to search, Followed by weird looks from everyone in the house.
Later
(Right about the time Bella usually comes over)
Emmett trudges in soaking wet and Esme asks him "Did you find them?" A little worried she'd be next "No" he mumbled and continued to Rose and his room. When he got there, Rose was on the bed reading a magazine, he closed the door and started to change, and then Rosalie pushed aside her magazine and told so low only a vampire in the same room could hear him that he'd been tricked. She then proceeded to tell him that Alice had a seen him doing the bell thing to her, but it was Edward's plan to throw the bells out the window and hide them. She had overheard most of the conversation but couldn't find Emmett in time to tell him. "Do you know where they hid them?" Emmett asked hopefully "No" Rose answered. Then they heard Bella's truck drive-up.
Emmett walks up to Edward's chair and sings once more;
"Jingle Bella"
"Jingle Bella"
"Jingle all the way"
Edward sighs and plans to ship those stupid bells all the way to china. He looks up and it's not bells he's holding, but actually Bella! "Emmett!" Edward growls and runs after Emmett who still has Bella. Bella who Emmett is carrying like a football asks, "What is going on?" "Well, I am getting back at Edward because he hid my ding-a-ling." Bella's face was a mixture of confusion and questioning Emmett's sanity. "A couple of bells tied together." "Oh…you know that Edward is faster and will catch up any second now, right?" "Ya, but he won't attack me because I still have you:" "right, why am I always the hostage?" "Because your human and weak." "It was a rhetorical question, Emmett." Then they stopped at a clearing, Alice was standing a little ways behind Emmett motioning to Bella when Emmett lifted her up to put her hands in the air. Edward came into the clearing and stopped. Then Emmett said, "Hey, Edward I'll trade you Bella for My ding-a-ling." as he finished his sentence he lifted Bella up she put her hands up Alice swung in on vine grabbed Bella and swung to where Edward was standing. Then Emmett ran for it, and Edward, Alice, and Bella walked back to the house.
About a week later
A guy with a metal detector comes through the forest in search of old Indian coins and such, then his detector goes off and he digs it up. Its two bells with a note on them:
These are lucky bells the farther you take them from this spot the more luck you will have. Your lucky numbers in Costa Rica are 9 6 15 25 10 72 and 86. That should give you more than enough money to go to China where you will have luck beyond you wildest dreams.
The guy reads the note and he is a very superstitious man so he decides 'what's there to loose?' He heads to the road when his metal detector, which he forgot to turn off, beeped. He stopped dug it up and it was $5000 in cash with a lone quarter.
An: So that was part one I forgot earlier so
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the characters. I don't even own the song that gave me the idea for the bell's name ( honestly I don't even know the name it was just on the radio on my way to school and it was stuck in my head most of first hour and it worked here nicely here )
Now the 12 days of Twimas part 1
On the first day of Twimas Fanfiction gave to me, a poster of Edward just for me.
All right *sigh* I'm FINALLY done. Now REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
