Fairytales / Life
Pinocchio
A Butchubbles Ficlet with Boomer
|It's a lie, a beautiful lie.|
Jason Mraz
This was getting stupid.
The two of them a so stupid, heh, and they call him stupid?
Lying to themselves that they couldn't feel the attraction between the two of them?
Their eyes were sparkling like a bunch of Twilight retarded vamps whenever they see each other.
Hovering casually in above the pair Boomer inwardly snickered at his brother's unusual nervous behavior as they cleaned up the city from another monster attack. He was so out of character he'd put fanfic writers to shame. Stuttering so idiotically, he wished he had a video camera with him.
"Hey Idiot, quit slacking off and help me clean this shit," he glanced towards the irritated green puff.
He opened his mouth to protest but as Buttercup gave him her infamous death glare, he jolted his way quickly. Not wanting to die before he was twenty.
Maybe he'll try to be cupid later.
… … … … …
He walked his way to the kitchen table where his brother cooked their dinner. This may surprise people that Butch Jojo, the roughest fighter, cooks their meals every single day. Yep, his big old brother was a fine chef in their house but he's quite embarrassed about it, so not everyone knows about it. Butch'll probably roast them alive if we told anyone about it and not to mention they'll starve to death if the green ruff refused to cook for them. Food after all was a necessity.
"Hello. Great old brother of mine!" he said in an annoying British accent.
The dark haired ruff simply looked up just to raise his eyebrows at him.
"Sooo…" he started.
"So what?" Butch asked absentmindedly as he continued to chop the carrots.
"So…you and Bubbsy huh?"
He grinned when he saw the furious blush on his brother's face.
"W-What about us…" he tried and failed to say cooly.
"You know…" making a heart hand signal.
Now his entire body was getting the exact same shade of red from bricks old cap.
"wha-what? Why would we? She's freaking—"
"Hot?" Boomer finished for him.
"No you idiot, she's annoying. " Boomer brow raised, "yes, annoying, with her perkiness and positivity which makes me so—"
"Hot and bothered?"
"Will you quit finishing my sentences? I do not like that idiotic counterpart of yours, dumbass!" whoops, Boomer realized he was entering a rather dangerous territory as he glanced down on the rather sharp knife in Butch's hand.
"Whatever you say Butch," he dropped the subject and walked out from the room.
He grinned from ear to ear as he said to himself,
"Yep, Butch's totally in lurv with Bubbsy after all his right eye twitches when he lies."
You see people the Blue ruff was smarter than people gives him credit for. And now that he was sure his big old brother was smitten over the blonde haired girl he decided to coordinate his plan. He wasn't called Cupid for nothing.
When I was little I never liked the Ruffs. Of course I did find every episode with them awesome because I knew the Puffs would beat them up in the end. To me the Ruffs were the same as the bullies that throw frogs at me whenever they find something I annoying back then. When I was little I was a Mike and Bubbles shipper while I shipped Elmer (the boy who turned into a glue monster) with Blossom (I'm not really sure why LOL I just did) and Buttercup with no one because she was so awesome no man could compete. But my perspective changed when I found fanfics and fanarts about them and I was like "hmm…they all look cute together." So here I am today shipping Butch with Bubbles.
