Summary: Naruto Uzumaki. A free spirit in search of a new life away from the life he was forced to live in the village he was born in, now finds himself being given an opportunity to escape it ALL and start a new. Who is this blonde girl claiming to be his sister? And why does she want to take him to a place far away from the elemental nations? Is it too good to be true? Or has Naruto achieved the climax of his many desires in life being true friends, true family, and true power to protect what is precious to him? Only time will tell it ALL!
AN/: Okay so first off, I'd like to say that I am not happy with the review audience I had in my last fic called A Certain Powerful Crowley. That was probably one of the reasons why I went on a long hiatus again, but I'll chock it up to my readers not knowing 'A Certain Magical Index' in the first place.
As for this story, prepare yourself for a lot of drama, Over-powered insanity, arms being ripped off(wink wink), and some of the ideas and events being a huge surprise, or something you will hate me for maybe.
Also, the crossing-over elements are insane in this fic so don't be surprised by that!
So be warned of people from other animes, cartoons, movies, video games, internet shows and TV shows showing up in here and join the story and plot.
I was thoroughly inspired by Dragonload0 by the way(the dude knows his stuff! I recommend you guys check him out if you haven't yet).
I won't overdo it, but it will happened often. Also, Naruto, while he is godlike as always in my story, will not be the strongest individual in this story as some other specific individuals will be 'godlier' then him, and the main villain(to some of you) will be a surprise, shock, and a breath of fresh air from the usual shenanigans that I do.
Here are all the tags:
Godlike Naruto/OOC/Grey/Still Hyperactive at times but not like cannon
Naruto x small harem of 4, maybe 5. Will reveal later. For now, just keep guessing(wink wink)
Naruto will sleep with other girls as well, but they won't be romantically attached to him like the ladies in the harem
Slight Elemental Nations bashing(along with several characters. Be warned of Hokage and Raikage bashing)
Lemons and limes will occur
AN/: I won't repeat these tags again and the harem will remain as is once I reveal it meaning it will be decided once it's shown.
As soon as I decided who are the lucky five to seven or 8 ladies, there will be no adding or subtracting- that will be the whole harem! Remember to please leave lots of reviews, and please enjoy!
"...Sigh...I really, really...hate my life".
These were the words of a young sun-kiss blonde haired boy dressed in a hospital gown sitting in a hospital bed glaring at his knees not caring for the beautiful sunshine outside the room coming in from the window that dawned the morning of the day as he just woke up finally free from the pain of the mission he took part in a few days ago. A mission to retrieve his wayward team-mate Sasuke Uchiha which ultimately failed for numerous reasons with one of them being he lost in a fight to bring him back alive.
'Alive? Yeah right! How the hell was I supposed to fight someone with the intent to knock him out cold, while HE had the intent to kill me?! As if Sakura's begging wasn't enough pressure to bring him back although she told me sincerely not to put my life in any risk for him and if can't she won't hate me for it, the council along with those stupid old hags who called themselves elders DEMANDED that me, Shikamaru, Chouji, Neji and Kiba MAKE SURE that Sasuke is brought back alive and in good health! IN GOOD HEALTH THEY SAY!...(groans) We nearly died had it not been for Tsunade-baa-chan calling in a favor from Suna to have Gaara, Temari and Kankuro act as back up for us...not to forget Kakashi-sensei strangely arriving just as the fight ended with me loosing taking a chidori to the chest...fucking Sasuke. I hope Sakura has gotten the clear message that Sasuke is one of the very few people you can change my talk, by fists and especially through affection...God knows I tried to warn her after the chunin exams that sasuke will always be a dying plant no matter how much sun and water you give'.
Naruto stood from the bed walked to the window and leaned over it as he looked down on the people casually passing by the hospital...
'I never say this out loud because it goes against the person everyone knows me to be...but my life is been one shit wagon going down a never ending hill. Ever since I became a shinobi, I've been trying to find a way to make a new life for myself where I'm no longer somebody's plaything, tool, or a fucking scapegoat for people to use when their in the mood to mourn for the loses they suffered at the hands of the Kyuubi.
My team-mates are garbage, my sensei secretly hates me and I'm still getting assassination attempts on my life by both white-masked bastards and iwa shinobi! JUST HOW FUCKING LAX IS THE SECURITY OF THIS PLACE FOR FOREIGN SHINOBI TO JUST WALK IN AND KILL SOMEBODY SO EASILY?!'
With that last thought, Naruto clenched his hands into fists and grind his teeth together doing his best to hold back from screaming and letting his inner frustrations out.
Not a second later Naruto moved away from the window and sat on the side of the bed...then sighed tiredly as he spoke to nobody but himself...
"...What a time to be alive...(frowns)".
Ever since Naruto knew how to walk, talk and think for himself, he spent the majority of his childhood living a life he knew from deep within that he was not meant to live.
The scorn, the hatred, the shunning & ignoring he faced in the village, and the constant danger he had to deal with everyday in his life has made Naruto mature fast enough to know that he was not in-control of his own life and there was nothing he could do to change it.
He found out about his Jinchuriki status at the tender age of 7, a day Naruto will never forget being his birthday that year, but that day was the first and last mob formed especially for him with no anbu being around to guard him from something like this happening. They arrived as soon as the mob left him to be, but that's besides the point.
The mob first broke into Naruto's apartment and dragged him out onto the street, threw sticks and stones at a scared and defenseless little boy while they cussed him out to their heats' content and went on to beat em nearly to death releasing all the pent up sadness, grief, anger and bloodlust they had for the kyuubi since the night of the Kyuubi Attack.
Naruto was never the same afterward, but he hid his true-self behind the mask he wore everyday since that day as he suspects that mob didn't just form out of thin air that day, and it's likely that are people in the shadows who are responsible for that horrible day and his harsh life as a whole.
When Naruto was skipping school, doing pranks to get 'attention', and being the idiot knucklehead boy everyone knew him to be...he would train in secret away from prying eyes and break into the villages' library to learn whatever he missed out on in the Academy and more at night.
Still though, he had to keep the image up so nobody knew that he was actually more stronger then he lets on, but he still faced death numerous times when nobody was looking...
'I know there are people out there who have probably faced even worse situations then me & probably have even more shittier lives...but is it too much to ask for a change from all of this bullshit?'.
Naruto sat silently on the bed as he looked down to his swinging feet contemplating on his life and passed actions causing him to sigh as he finally decided to let his feelings of depression go while hugging his knees and closing his eyes...but he tensed quickly with a jolt of shock as he heard a knock on the door of the room.
Naruto remained silent again just to check if he really did hear a knock and if his mind wasn't playing tricks on him...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Naruto slightly jumped in surprise, but calmed down as he thought to himself with a frown on his face 'Geez...no I'm all fidgety and scared. Get a grip you idiot!'.
"Who is it?...and why are you knocking?!" asked Naruto.
For a second there was no answer...but young girl's voice replied from behind the door...
"Where I come from, you knock before you enter someone's personal space, even if it's the hospital...My name is Rhonda and I came here to see you about something you really need right now...can I come in please?"
"Rhonda?...Rho-n-da! Weird name. I don't know anybody with that name here in Konoha. And what does she mean about something I really need right now? If she isn't from here then she's probably from another village that knows me or something. Also, if she was someone sent to kill me she could have just used the window, or do that shunshin trick all the anbu use to move from one place to another...Sigh...Might as well see where this goes since I'm in no mood to be alone right now, especially with the week I am having...or the life I am living...Yeah sure. You can come in" said Naruto.
The door to the room opened and a young girl who looked to be nearly the same height as Naruto if not slightly taller then him walked into the room and closed the door behind her. For clothes the young girl is wearing what Naruto could call blue sneakers with white secret socks on her feet albeit he has never seen the brand of shoes before. She also has some skin-tight jeans and a Black T-shirt that stopped at her belly button showing off a little bit of her flat stomach, and some black leather fingerless gloves on her hands clearly hiding something as Naruto could see some red marks looking like deep scars peeking out from underneath them.
The girl's face is heart-shaped and she has a small pimple under her left eye. Her eyes are dark green and her hair appears to be a darker shade of blonde shining as the sunlight bounced off the hair as she pushed a strand behind her ear and shook her head slightly.
'Yep! Definitely not from around here' thought Naruto as he continued to look at the girl, but his senses kept telling him that he was in no danger as the young girl carried no weapons on her person from what he could see, and she doesn't have the same vibe of hostility all the other would-be assassins gave off when approaching him openly.
The girl stood before Naruto with what could be something between a scowl and a straight face, and Naruto didn't know how to react as he just blinked feeling more and more intimidated by her expression as the seconds went by.
'She could scare bulls into pissing themselves with that face!' thought Naruto.
The Girl who claims her name is Rhonda raised up her hand causing Naruto to slightly tense but quickly calm down as he sees it's just a handshake gesture.
The girl finally changed her 'bull-frightening expression' to a small smile as she spoke to Naruto...
"Allow me to introduce myself formally. My name is Rhonda. Right now I can't tell you my last name because the walls having ears and the sealing has eyes. Sounds vague I know but I actually mean it, Naruto".
Naruto raised his eyebrow in confusion to this, but he shook the girls hand regardless while replying "Hai, I get what you mean...My name is Uzumaki Naruto, even though you already know it apparently. Are you from around here, Rhonda-san?"
"No I'm not" replied Rhonda. She suddenly turned around and walked up the window of the room and closing it shut and pulling the curtains together. What Naruto could see though was her also doing one-handed handsigns, and few symbols flashed around the room for second before the blonde-hero could notice anything. With narrowed eyes she looked around the room for while worrying Naruto before she released a sigh of relief and walked up to him and hopped onto the hospital bed to sit next Naruto...
"...I have a lot of things to say to you, Really important things that are both factual for your own good, and personal from my side, and even though you're probably thinking 'who is this stranger and what is she doing in my room?', I can't tell you everything right now because the walls-
"Have ears and the sealing has eyes, you said that(deadpan)...But what did you mean when you said you came here to give me something I really needed right now?" said Naruto as he finished Rhonda's statement.
Ronda released a small giggle from her mouth when Naruto finished her statement, but she sighed afterward with her expression changing to a saddened one confusing Naruto as she spoke up to him...
"Before I can really tell you why I'm here, I need to know a few things from you first Naruto, and please be honest with me about all that I ask. You may not know but trust me when I say I'm here for your own good and I would do nothing to hurt you Naruto. I only here in this place to help you...Do you know who your parents are?".
"...My gut feeling says I have nothing to worry about so you and I should at least trust you and give the benefit of the doubt, so yeah I know them...but only my dad. I mean seriously! How stupid could people be in not putting two and two together about my my 'similar looks' to the yondaime! I didn't know myself either up until I saw a clear picture of him in the library and that's when I sat down and ask myself why is my birthday on the day the Kyuubi was apparently 'killed'...and why was my life so shitty from the get go anyway(frowns). As for my mom, I tried time and time again to find out anything about her, but all I have is just a picture of her with my dad that I stole from the Hokage's offiice when I was 6. At first I thought maybe I could ask the older generation of the village who could she be, but that was totally out of bounds the minute I thought it up.
Then I was thinking my I could ask some of the older shinobi if they knew her, but seeing as the last time I asked one of the anbu if they knew my parents had went wrong, I decided against it. Unfortunately Konoha tends to burn away all the old bingo books with deceased shinobi, so all the hope I had of knowing her is lost until I can ask someone from maybe one of Konoha's allied villages about her, or god forbid one of it's past enemies leading to them kidnapping me, torturing me or killing me in a sense to spite her and my dad to an extent".
"I see...and how do you feel about da- I mean about the yondaime hogake?" asked Rhonda. Naruto didn't seem to pay attention to when she changed her statement mid-way, and answered her "I don't really blame him for what happened to me. But if you me give the chance to meet him I will sock him in the face for putting me threw this hell that I lived here in this village. I'd put myself in his shoes to understand why he did it, and the question is quite obvious when you look it"...
"He couldn't ask for someone else' child if he wasn't willing to sacrifice his own" said Rhonda finishing or rather concluding Natuto's statement, who got a slight look of surprise from him but she didn't look back to him as her eyes gain emptiness inside them...
...Naruto voiced his confusion as he said "Ano(Uhm)...You're eyes...you look like you know more about this then me. Do you?".
"Not exactly" replied Rhonda before she continued "I wasn't there on the day you were born...but I did see the whole thing from moment your mom went into labour to the moment they-...you know. However, Naruto, you should know that your parents never wanted this to happen in the first place. Security measures were put in place to make sure nothing wrong would happen and nobody would know, and had it not been for a certain someone showing up that night your mom and the yondaime would still be here with you right now alive and well, giving you the love and affection you had once desired when you still needed it, Naruto. Seriously.".
Silence slowly filled up the room as no-one said a thing, but Naruto was the one he killed it as he said "Any other day-spoiling and life-changing questions you got for me, Rhonda-san?".
Ronda snickered at Naruto's statement as she nodded in reply to his statement and answered him...
"Just two...what do you want, Naruto? I mean in the sense of yourself and or rather your life in the long run, like a long time goal you want to achieve, or to put it simple- a dream. Like what do you really want in life and if you were to decide how you want to live your life, how would it be?".
Naruto was taken back from this as his eyes widened a bit at the questions he was asked...but again both his senses and his gut kept telling him the girl sitting next him meant no ill will against him and only wanted to help him somehow in someway regarding the questions she asked him...
"Wow..Ano...I don't really know what I want...in life...(empty chuckle)...You know, all I've ever done my whole life was survive and hope to see tomorrow if anything. My desire to stay alive and one day escape this hellhole I call home was probably the drive that kept me going when I was a kid. Even with all the 'fire & brimstone' that was thrown onto me, I never once thought of giving up and killing myself.
Even I'm amazed how I never went crazy back then as I had every right to be that way from all the loneliness, the suffering, and the feeling of your life not being your own to live. As for that whole hokage shtick, it was a trick to make everyone in the village into thinking I was loyal to Konoha and I wanted their attention, respect and affection.
I even lied to Tsunade just so I could snap her out of her 15-to-30 year funk of mourning the lose of her brother and boyfriend, and coming back to the village to fulfill the dying wish of the sandaime. As for how I would live my life if I had chance to decide...I think for one I would want a change of scenery from this place...and the shinobi world as a whole. I mean, apparently the history books that I've read say their used to be a whole other civilization that existed before the shinobi era came about, and kids back then where kids up until they turned twenty one, and people apparently where more open-minded about everything then the people of today.
Sure it was torn by wars happening everywhere, but it was sure-as-hell better then today's standards of living...To me, it's just all the same no matter where I go here in the elemental nations. I've been to quite a few villages and countries, and the atmosphere alone is more then enough for me to understand where humanity will go from here. Call me a hopeless loser if you want or a coward for trying to run away from my problems here in this cesspool of a village, but as a person who has experience the negativity of mankind first hand, I don't think there is much hope for 'peace' in a world where power is only a few and handsigns away from being in your grasp for anyone.
Not to say that 'peace' cannot be attained or whatever. But even I can see that since the elemental nations has already been through three wars over the last three generations, peace is merely nothing but a time to prepare for another war,, or in this case train the next generation to go to a war they didn't even want but jumped right into it because of the duty they have to up hold to their villages and countries...but hey, even if I wanted to scratch my headband and leave, where the hell can a Junchiriki of a great village run off to and start a new? I highly doubt there is a place that could take me in and protect me from 'the duty' that was given to me by father...
They way I see it, there is truly no hope for lonely ones like us on this earth. Forced to bear the hatred of the world and expected to give back nothing but loyalty and servitude in return" said Naruto as he looked up to the sealing with an empty smile and a tear drop following down from his left eye.
Rhonda remained quiet through out Naruto's speech and she didn't say anything after as she looked at him with a frown and a look of hurt in her eyes...
Rhonda looked back down to her gloved palms, thinking of something before she sighed and got off the bed making Naruto turn to her...
Her expression was unreadable for a second as a shadow covered her eyes, but she looked up to Naruto with a small smile as she spoke to him...
"You know, there actually is a place you can go to, Naruto...A place where you can start a new, and be apart of a different world from this one entirely. A world where mankind is much more wiser & stronger, striving for evolution and unifying together to make a better future not just for Earth or the universe, but the plain of existence as we know it today. A world where the lonely ones like you are lonely...because there are people who care about there well-being more then anything(smiles).
I have so much to tell you but words alone won't convince you to come back with me, never mind stay there for the rest of your life if you decide to. That, and I can't ask you to abandon this place over me saying there is somewhere better for you to go to. My mom has instructed me to tell you this so please pay attention, Naruto, as this is important".
"Hai" said Naruto. Of course what Rhonda has already said so far has taken his mind off of everything but he nodded anyways to show that he was all ears to what she had to say next. With the reply she got, Ronda cleared her throat and spoke up again as her expression reverted to her straight-face scowl, which of course made Naruto squirm a little bit but calmed himself seeing as she only did this to get her point across and she wasn't threatening him in away...hopefully.
"I'm sure the first day you woke up here, Jiraya of the sannin came to you and offered you a three-year apprenticeship under him while traveling the elemental nations alongside him. Unfortunately, my mom believes that you won't really gain as much as you should from this because of the other previous students he as taught in the past before you, Naruto. Example A being our- I mean your father, Minato Namikaze. After a year of being a genin, your father trained under Jiraya for a short year, then came back here to take part of the chunin exams to up his shinobi rank.
All he learned within the year of being under the toad sage was signing the toad summon contract, learning his elemental affinity and mastering two basic wind release techniques that he could have learned on his own at the konoha library of Jutsu at the time.
After that, he left again with Jiraya for six months then came back with the only things that he learned being the Wind Clone Jutsu and increasing his physical strength and pain tolerance. After saving your mom from nearly being kidnapped by Kumo, Minato Namikaze spent 5 years of his life inventing the Rasengan, and Mastering the hirashin among other jutsu and skills in his arsenal. But of course, the very two jutsu that made him famous today are strangely enough the techniques Jiraya takes full credit of teaching your father-
"Chotto matte(wait a minute)! Are trying to tell me the pervy sage took credit for things he didn't teach my dad?!" asked a surprised Naruto, and Rhonda replied "I wish I could answer that question, but only your father can since he was the one who said yes when people asked if it's true. For the hiraishin, it was actually an unfinished jutsu that the naidame hokage made
The rasengan cam from seeing a tailed beast bomb being formed by the previous Nibi Jinchuriki during the second Shinobi war.
Putting that aside for later to talk about. You, on the other hand, don't have much time to learn things you can on your own and waste the precious money you earned on all the missions you did just to travel from one small town to another renting rooms, buying food, and excuse me for saying this- Aiding your godfather in enjoying his countless vices and meaningless hobbies through you're time and expense".
Rhonda said the last sentence with an even deeper scowl showing she held no respect whatsoever for the man Naruto thought of calling his mentor one day. Naruto wanted- or WISHED he could retort or counter her statement of the toad sage...but the recent times he has traveled with Jiraya is all the evidence he needs to know Rhonda was not predicting a false future of what would happen if he decided to go with Jiraya on this training trip he offered.
Sure he decided to teach Naruto the rasengan, but he merely only showed him the instructions on how to do it and left him to be the whole week to learn a jutsu that took his father three years to master! And right now, Naruto did not need that type of 'training' considering the enemies that he has made in the form of the Akatsuki, and possibly Orochimaru as well, not to forget that he swore to himself that he won't take the loss he had at the hands of Sasuke down and vowed to kick his ass into the sun for nearly killing him that day!...and fulfill his duty as a Konoha shinobi by eliminating a missing ninja in the process.
A win win situation for Naruto when he thinks about it. But his mind still went back to the realization of Jiraya and how disastrous would it be to his growth as a ninja(and his wallet) if he took up his offer for training...
'...Damn. And here I thought I had a good judge of character because of all the experiences I got from my fucked up childhood. Wrong again, Naruto!(chuckles)' was what Naruto was thinking as he looked down to his feet with a frown on his face that changed to a scowl while clenching his hands in frustration in realizing Rhonda really was talking to the truth, even if it was actually a sugar coated version of who really is Naruto's Godfather.
'But all will be revealed in time to Naruto. For now, this is all he can handle to hear' was Rhonda's thoughts as she narrowed her eyes thinking of Jiraya and another Godparent she truly despised in the same manner if not more- but that was something to tell Naruto for another time as she thought to herself.
By all means, Naruto at first didn't think of Jiraya as anyone to be considering good in life, and he really secretly hated the toad sage for throwing him down a whole all for the sake of learning how to properly summon a toad while taking advantage of the fact that the Kyuubi would never allow Naruto to die no matter what considering that waiting to reform for a couple of years was not worth letting the bijuu's current Jinchuriki die...among other things.
Naruto was pulled out of his thoughts when Rhonda spoke again...
"Where I come from, you decide just how much you wanna learn, and just what exactly do you want to make shinobi arsenal all the more powerful as you see fit. There's more to it then that, but again we have a 'walls and sealing' issue. If your worried about you're ninja rank not changing if you leave with me and then possibly being marked as a missing nin if you decide to stay there, we also have that covered so you really shouldn't worry since we have everything plan for you".
"What about Tsunade-baa-chan? Will she agree to me leaving to another country to train instead of going with the pervy sage instead? Never mind the fact that I might decide to stay there for the rest of my life with 'Konoha's greatest Weapon and Treasure' being sealed into me and made available to another country instead of them" asked Naruto.
Rhonda gave a smirk and crossed her arms over her growing breasts as she replied "We also have that covered, Naruto. In fact, right now as we speak I'm sure a meeting between your hokage and the Fire Lord is taking place right now".
"Oh...okay then...I'm still surprise how one country could go through so much trouble for just little ol' me despite my jinchuriki status and my relation to my parents. Actually, why is your country doing this for me? Do I happen to know the Daimyo or someone else in that power circle who would go to such lengths to have me train better and possibly live a better life elsewhere?" said Naruto. Rhonda sighed tiredly before she looked back at Naruto and answered him...
"As I said in the beginning, there is so much that I wanna tell you but can't because the walls have ears and the sealing has eyes. If I were to spill so much as a drop about who I really am or where I really come from and who really is in charge or who really wants to help live a better life then before and now, I would probably be held at sword and kunai point as soon as I walked out the door.
But know this Naruto. I am partly one of the reasons why you are leaving this place today and not a day later, and unlike you...(scowl) I hate the elemental nations, and to a greater extent, The Village Hidden in the Leaves with every living blood cell or muscle in my body. I've seen enough to have me feel this way about this place, and I know what you REALLY have been through living here for the past 13 years.
You might think that you were only attacked by a mob on the night of your 7th birthday, but the late and great sandaime hokage has sent you to the I&T department to get your memories erased of some of the most disgraceful, disgusting and inhumane things that has been done to you in all your birthdays starting with your 4th birthday ending with the 11th.
Don't believe me? Then why is that on the day after your birthday before you became a shinobi, why did you always wake up feeling so much pain physically and emotionally to the point where you just felt like crying the whole day even though you didn't know why?".
Naruto eye-widened at this, but gasped as he remembered the day after his nineth birthday feeling as if he was touched in all the wrong places and violated in a very wrong way along with feeling a great amount of sorrow, hurt and betrayal in his heart. Along with all the other days after his birthday, Naruto remembered feeling very suicidal and refusing to leave his apartment afraid something might happen to him, albeit he didn't know why he felt this way at the time. Sometimes Naruto would see certain faces around the village that would make him feel as if he has seen these people somewhere but couldn't remember exactly how he does or where. Some places made Naruto feel a great sense of depression, while other places and or people upon seeing them made his breakfast and lunch run right out of his mouth and he couldn't think way his body reacted this way...
...Naruto looked down in with a scowl of his own as he said "There's no love lost over here about Konoha either, Rhonda-san. You can definitely believe that...Right now, all I have to go on is your words, and my gut feeling is telling me that all you just told me really isn't a lie and your REALLY mean well for me. It's not much, and people have come to me saying the same things as you before promising to be my new parents, guardians or older siblings only to find myself waking up in the hospital in a lot of pain and my brain feeling as if I somehow forget something important but I heart definitely doesn't...Heh, I guess you were right...alright, Rhonda-san. I'll go with you to your country".
Rhonda, for the first time since she arrived, gave Naruto a very beautiful smile making him pause as he looked at her and thought himself 'Wow!...One moment she scares the shit out of me, then the next she can make me puke rainbows and blow all my blood out of my nostrils from the cuteness-overload of that beautiful smile on that beautiful face! I hope I get more of the latter in the future instead of the former'.
Rhonda walked up to grab Naruto by the hand, and Naruto got off the hospital bed to stand before her ready to go. The two blondes walked to the door of the room and left, but not before Rhonda said something to Naruto...
"By the way Naruto, where we're going it's not a town, a village or a country...It's a continent(smirks)".
The Hokage Tower
In the main office of the Hokage Tower, Tsunade was seated at her desk with the Fire Daimyo(AN/:I don't know how he looks like. Look up his appearances on the Narutowiki as I'm too lazy to do that myself) seating across her with four samurai on both of his sides making eight in total. Anyone who has seen the feudal lord couldn't understand why he came to to a village within his OWN country with so much security. But when he presented a letter to Tsunade that instantly brought out the 'I'm gonna punch the nearest face into tomato paste' look on her, Shizune immediately understood why.
Albeit these Samurai aren't even enough to protect the Fire Daimyo from the wrath of a women scorned.
The tension in the air was anything but soft as Shizune herself felt like she was standing right besides the sun. And from across the desk where the Daimyo was seated, she felt as if several meteors was actually coming her way fast...
Neither of the two parties in the room would show fear to other, but Shizune was beginning to get extremely worried on just how would this day end for her teacher, and for the feudal lord from across the desk.
"...What the hell is this, Daimyo-sama? You want me to send one of my genin out to some 'new continent' that all the other daimyo in the elemental nations apparently knew about for the past 4 generations since the clan wars while the rest of the elemental nations knew nothing about and mind you, we have sent bouts out to see if there is other unexplored lands besides those in the elemental nations but we found nothing- but no. Surprise surprise, there is a bogus continent that was there the whole time and now they come out of nowhere and offer just one specific genin HERE in Konoha a three-year training program who mind you is actually nobody special but the Jinchuriki of Konohagakure No Sato no less! And you agreed to this before talking to me about this?!".
The daimyo at first continued giving Tsunade a hard glare saying nothing in return...but after a mere 30 seconds of bone-crushing and nerve-wrecking silence he finally calmed his glare with his scowl retreated to stoic expression as he sighed, then said...
"Clearly it seems like I will need to explain a few things to you, Hokage-dono. I will excuse your tone of speaking to me since I know from off record how much you care for young Uzumaki Naruto.
This is how it is, Hokage-dono, and please refrain from interrupting me as I speak.
This continent has always been on this planet, but how it is placed makes all the difference to why you or anyone else cannot find it whether you fly by summon or you try to travel looking for it by boat or muster up enough chakra and chakra control to run across the ocean- and believe me, someone has attempted that in the past and failed. A foolish and redundant idea no less".
The feudal lord shook his head at the last thing he said before he continued "We, the families of all the royal Daimyo in all the countries, are taught of the existence of this continent since our four fathers themselves come from it after the era of the Rikudo Sennin.
The existence of this continent has not been made to the shinobi of this world because the Surpeme ruler of this continent had her fears at the time as she watched the bloody clan wars take place. Of course, the reason why she was here at the time was to gather a small group of people from each and every clan to come back with her to her continent away from the unnecessary bloodshed at that time...A group of people who wanted nothing to do with the shinobi world. But alas, that's not what is important right now since you want to know why I agreed to sent Konoha's Jinchuriki away to train there instead of going with the toad sage.
Naruto Uzumaki was chosen to be the only, and last shinobi to receive training from this continent, mainly because the ruler has heard word of what has been happening here in the elemental nations. By that I mean a 4th war brewing in the near possible future because of unsettled issues from the past amongst Kumo, Iwa, and Konoha along with the a certain man still being alive controlling certain events from the shadows-
"Could you get any vague?!" said a pissed of Tsunade, and Shizune gasped in shock as she turned to her surrogate Aunt/Hokage who disregarded the warning not to interrupt the fire Daimyo during his statement...
"...Daimyo-sama...Naruto was offered the same thing from Jiraya, who you know is his godfather. And not only is he doing this to help him get stronger as a shinobi, but it's also a sense of duty to the boy's parents and a promise he made to take care of him-
"Which I understand...but clearly you don't understand the opportunity that is at hand here for Naruto, Konoha, and the fire country at large. With all dew respect I have very little faith in Jiraya's training since I personally got to speak with the late Yondaime hokage, and what I heard from him honestly lowered my opinion of him ever since as I too had taken notice of Jiraya's life choices and the way he lives his life. Which could likely be one of the reasons why I agreed to have Naruto sent away to this continent in the first place. You did of course, give me a report of your findings on the boy, and it seems to me that Jiraya is repeating history from the looks of it" said the fire Daimyo.
Tsunade raised her eyebrow at his statement, with her expression slightly twitching in annoyance, and replied "I'll admit to the Jiraya bit you mentioned, but I don't see how sending Naruto to some foreign continent is a good idea. Have you even been there to confirm it's existence, it's people, the government and security among other things-
"Yes. Yes I have. My father, the previous Fire Daimyo before me, had me sent there to learn Elemental Law & Order, economics, adequacy and Elemental politics. All in the same country Naruto is being sent to. Perhaps I should provide visual proof to show you I am not lying, and you should also have Inoichi Yamanaka evaluate my memories AND my state of mind to make sure I am not under some undetectable mind control Genjutsu like the yondaime Mizukage was according to the rumors of Kiri".
"Yeah, maybe we should have done from the start and not waste time over a farce like this. Shizune, go get Inoichi here and tell him it's an emergency quickly" said Tsunade, and Shizune quickly left to go and carry out the order. She came back after a few seconds lucky enough to find Inoichi just on his way to Tsunade's office conveniently...
"Greatings Daimyo-sama" said Inoichi giving a bow to the feudal lord before him, then turned to Tsunade and spoke up again...
"I was actually on my way to give a report on the mental evaluation of the remaining and surviving members of the Sound team that was sent to capture Sasuke. Is there something you would have me do, Hokage-sama".
"Yes" said Tsunade "I can't exactly explain the nature of the current situation to you since it's a top S-ranked secret as of now, but I need you to scan our Daimyo's memories and then answer a few questions for me".
Inoichi looked shocked at this, but he soon calmed down when the Fire Daimyo motioned him to do as he was asked, and did so as he stepped up to the feudal lord and muttered a jutsu before both men went limp. On of the Samurai caught Inoichi before he could fall face first embarrassingly and sat him down on a chair next to the Fire Daimyo.
After some time, Inoichi and the Fire Daimyo came back the land of the living, but Inoichi eyes were still wide as he turned to the Fire Daimyo, who smiled and said "Please keep some of the things you saw to yourself, Inoichi. The elemental nations is, and will never prepared for all the secrets that place holds. That's an order, Yamanako Inoichi-san".
""H-Hai, Daimyo-sama...I-I am just perplexed by what I saw...I can't believe-
"Enough!" said a frustrated Tsunade, and one of the Samurai standing on the left of the Fire Daimyo released a 'Tsk' while muttering 'Arrogant cow-breasted Kunoichi', which didn't go unnoticed by Tsunade who wanted to do something about it as her body tensed in a motion of moving towards him with her right hand ready to deliver a mean-hook to hell but was stopped by the feudal lord before her raising the palm of his right hand to her in a motion of stop while saying "I personally apologies for my guards words, Hokage-dono. But you have been deliberately disrespecting me since I got here, and they feel disrespected too since they are in-charge of my safety and my reputation as a strict and no nonsense-taking Daimyo, which you seem to be disregarding. I will send a letter regarding your punishment for this later, but lets end this meeting with your questions for Inoichi-san here, please".
Shizune immediately gave a very tired sigh while thinking 'There goes our opportunity to get rid of some of the debt that has fallen on Konoha because of her gambling and unpaid restaurant & bar bills. Sometimes I want to ask what is Tsunade-sama's problem with the royal family of Hi No Kuni, but I just get tired immediately because I know it probably has to do with one of the many mistakes she made in the past before meeting my uncle Dan'.
"Fine!" said Tsunade angrily, before she calmed down with a sigh of her own and turned to Inoichi and continued speaking...
"Is it true that another continent exists out there that is a long time neighbor to the Elemental Nations?". Inoichi nodded in reply to Tsunade's question, making the blonde-pigtailed woman release another sigh before she continued with herr questions...
"Will Naruto get better training there, if he goes and abandons the offer Jiraya gave him?".
"Yes" said Inoichi "He will definitely get better training there. The continent has entire country dedicated to educating, rehabilitating and training human beings into being anything they want, and shinobi training is one of their top training courses surpassing any apprenticeship that Jiraya-sama or anyone could ever hope to offer Naruto. Since Daimyo-sama has ordered me to keep some of the secrets I learned to myself, all I can say is that Naruto by all means will come back far stronger and better then you could ever hope to expect...but he will come back more smart and possibly more wise easily making him on of the few ideal Shinobi to come once in a life time, Hokage-sama. Personally I would like to send my daughter there too for those reasons, and personally reasons as it's by far the one place a shinobi could breakthrough their limits and reach far beyond their peek for years if not decades to come...There is so much positivity there...so much".
Tsunade said nothing while taking in Inoichi's answer, then stood up to go look out the window directly at Naruto's apartment seeing him leave it dressed in his jumpsuit and a backpack with the girl she saw earlier in the day with the Fire Daimyo and his guards, but couldn't speak to her as the Daimyo told the young girl has issues with her. Something that doesn't trouble Tsunade at all since she has lived a long life so far with people she didn't know being jealous of her or hating her, but she couldn't help but feel a little bothered when the young girl sent one hell of a glare her way that clearly spelled 'I wish nothing but death to you' when she looked her in the eyes...
'It felt like the look my grandfather and grand-uncle would give me when I did something wrong as a child, or the look Mito-sama would give me while scolding me. A look of utter disappointment'.
Tsunade Turned back to the two gentlemen seated before her and faced Inoichi as she said "Inoichi you're free to go. Be sure to hand in a written report on what you know about this continent, but remember Daimyo-sama's order not to reveal to much despite-
"Tsunade-sama!" said Shizune interrupting Tsunade from saying another thing she might regret, and the female Hokage nodded as she spoke up "Thanks for you help anyways, Inoichi".
The Yamanaka clan head nodded as he stood up to leave, leaving the Fire Daimyo with his 8 Samurai guards, Shizune and Tsunade in the room again. Nobody said anything for while, but the silence died as Tsunade sat back down on her seat and put on a stoic expression of her own crossing her fingers together under her chin...
"Is there any chance I could have someone I know accompany Naruto to this place for extra precautions that isn't isn't, you know, a trap of some kind?".
"Well not right now since the transportation they have is already fully booked since I checked last night myself. I'll leave this here so you can communicate with the supreme ruler or at least one of her closest familiars on the matter" said the Daimyo, who reached for his right pocket and pulled out something that looked to be a very small rectangular-shaped of glass on Tsunade's desk.
Tsunade and Shizune gave a look of confusion with the former asking "And what is this, Daimyo-sama?".
"They call that a cellphone in the continent where Naruto is going to, Hokage-dono. It's a way of communicating especially from long distances. This one however was made special since the distance of the Elemental Nations to the neighbor continent is far by different means other then distance. All you have to do is use your fingertips to operate it, and it will work for you. I installed a video tutorial to show you how it works as soon as you hold the small button on the side of the phone.
There is only two numbers you can all there with the other being Naruto's number to call, but please refrain from calling every hour of the day as the bill for it's use is on me considering the financial state this village in right now- and don't give me that look, Hokage-dono. As I said I have a letter to write later on...a long letter". Said the Fire Daimyo, and Tsunade picked up the device and gave it a closer look to see what looks like a silver or platinum bitten apple engraved on the back with two buttons on both sides of it.
She pocketed the phone away, then stood up to give a respectful bow to the Fire Daimyo who stood up and left. But before he did he stopped and turned his head slightly while saying...
"I know what you're thinking about the girl that is currently with Naruto, and yes, she actually is related to the boy in some way...but again, Don't go anywhere near her for her safety, and yours too to extent-
"What's that supposed to mean? Just because she comes from some tech-savvy continent with a school made up of a country, am I supposed to be scared of her? A little girl? Do you really think that little of me?" asked Tsunade.
"No" replied the Fire Daimyo "I think highly of the ninja I employ to rule Konoha and protect the will of fire...but that girl doesn't think anything positive of everyone in this village because of the life Naruto lived as a child growing up. You didn't want to know what he went through since you didn't want to bother reading his many hospital files and the late Sandaime's diary of Naruto...but that young girl harbors a very powerful hatred towards Konoha, which I once had the displeasure of witnessing when I first met her. As for what I meant by your safety, I meant it as I said. As she is now she is still a novice according the standards of her education and training, but to you right now?...she is your equal. Good day, Hokage-dono. Naruto will contact you by the phone before the end of the day to tell you he arrived safety".
"Hai...Daimyo-sama" said Tsunade as she watched the Fire Daimyo leave the office with her guards. Tsunade threw herself onto her chair and released a tired sigh as she spoke up...
"How am I gonna explain to this Jiraya? Not to mention he will never let me live this down since he believe in such a place existing when we were still genins".
"C-Can I ask why you hate Daimyo-sama despite the fact that his your superior? You almost got the village's finding completely eradicated just now, and now he probably won't help with Konoha's debt because of the way you spoke to him" said Shizune.
Tsunade released groan and answered back "Years after Dan's death I came to the fire court requesting half of the money in the Senju clan bank account. I lied to his parents saying I was gonna use the money to help the village settle it's debt with the Water Country back then. But they found out I was lying when I went back for more just after the Kyuubi incident.
His parents had some words for me that I didn't like, but he had a lot of not-so-kind things to say about me and problems and how I refused to stay in Konoha at the time to be Naruto's godparent sine Jiraya couldn't over maintaining Konoha's spy network...He said things that really just made me want to give him the same scar I gave Jiraya, but I couldn't because of obvious reasons".
"...Either way, Tsunade-sama, remember who he is now for future references...But never mind Jiraya, what about Naruto's friends? What about Sakura?".
"Thankfully she left for a mission with Kurenai yesterday" said Tsunade "The Daimyo did say that if I call the number in this thing, I can negotiate with the person who rules that entire continent, which I find suspicious already, to have someone be with Naruto over there. And when Sakura gets here, I'll have her talk to Naruto over this thing".
"Yeah...I just hope Naruto will be okay...the poor guy has had it rough since-...since forever. I also never read his hospital files as I'm scared to find out where he got all those freakish and inhumane scars on his back, chest and hands. He uses a lot of make up to hide them, and I'm shocked how he has manage to keep them a secret from everyone he knows besides us and Kakashi".
"Yeah..."...
Time skip: Later that day
"Ooookaaaay...I thought the techno goodies in your backpack was gonna be the only surprise I would get on this trip to where you live, but I'm sure this...takes the cake for the rest of the journey. What the hell am I looking at?!".
Naruto and Rhonda are far away from Konoha standing on the water of an ocean looking at what looks like an oversized bullet with half of it's size underwater and the other half up above it(think of the sub marine from Transformers The Last Knight if I didn't get the appearance right, But the inside is different).
Rhonda had a small smirk plastered on her face with her arms crossed over her chest, happy to Naruto no long feeling down about leaving Konoha without saying goodbye to the few friends he made there for probably the next three elemental years, if not for the probability of the rest of his life if so hopefully chooses...
"This is one of the ways a person travels from the Elemental Nations to where we're going, Naruto. What you see before you is a sub marine. A vehicle, or in layman terms, a boat that travels underwater. We'll be using this sub marine to enter the Dime Gate and to get home safely without any problems since this sub marine is self-piloted as it is alive".
"Vehicle? Sub marine? Dime Gate? A living boat? Rhonda, you lost me what ways to travel. Can you please be a little more thorough on what's actually happening right now?!".
The grin never left's Rhonda's face only getting more wider as she was thinking of all the things the blonde boy standing next to her is about to experience and the many things he is going to discover and love just as much as she did growing up in the continent their going to. In her mind, Naruto is finally going to live in a place worthy of his time and energy...
...But most importantly, a place where Naruto can have complete control over himself, and his life, away from people who thinking nothing of him short of a pariah, an expandable tool to be used or a means to a worthy end.
"Follow me inside, Naruto, and all will be revealed to you. I promise you this will be an experience you will never forget for the rest of your life, and it will be a choice you will come to remember for as long as you live...little brother".
Of course Naruto didn't here the last thing Rhonda said as she said it in her mind, but the look in her eyes being sincere and warm was all Naruto needed to know she was telling the truth. With an inhale & exhale of breath, Naruto followed Rhonda leading the very top and center of the 'boat' where large wheel made of steel could be seen. Rhonda reach for the wheel turning it and then pulling it up revealing entrance to the inside with a ladder, and Naruto followed Rhonda inside climbing down from it.
Once he was inside he looked around him to see a long and wide hallway filled with doors on both sides, and there were more on the floor and the sealing between spaces as some had door knobs while others didn't.
Our blond hero followed Rhonda down the long hallway leading up to a white door that had the same wheel as the one from the entrance of the sub marine. Rhonda opened the door and entered the room with Naruto following her, leading him to see that the sub marine was already moving downwards slower and slower up until it picked up speed looking like it was collapsing down to the very bottom of the sea through the large and thick see-through glass showing everything.
Naruto looked around and saw many strange meters, buttons and levers moving on their own with a strange symbol looking like a face of some kind in the dead center of the weird control system of the sub marine flashing white every two seconds. With a lot of wonder and curiosity coming over him, Naruto wanted to reach out touch something but he was stopped by Rhonda who grabbed his right shoulder firmly but not too much...
"Don't! I told you this sub marine is alive. In other words, it's driving itself and it knows it's job. Touch anything here and you will make it very angry, Naruto, and trust me you don't want that to happen. Especially since we'll be travel through a Dime Gate".
"Okay" said Naruto with sounding a little nervous as he nodded.
There were two office chairs bolted into the floor of the room, and Rhonda sat in the left one taking of her black backpack and placing it on her lap. Naruto sat on the left one next to Rhonda's, and did the same as her and looked forward watching the sub marine go deeper and deeper into the ocean as he could see it descending and ignored all the squids and fish moving pass the glass.
"Pay close attention Naruto. This will be a very fast trip, and you won't feel anything moving just like right now even though you can see us moving down...but you will see everything from the outside like now. Have you ever seen through a crazy kaleidoscope before?".
"Kaleido-wha-
Naruto turned to see the sub marine fall into a very big dark-hole swallowing the sub marine whole, but beyond entering the hole is a sight that made Naruto eye-widen as if his eye-lids were a wife kicking it's cheating eyeball-husband out the house.
Different patterns and colors everywhere with lines moving within them, and he could see strange eyes looking at the sub marine, but more him directly- but instantly noticed two or four of the eyes looked like the sharingan making him gasps before his shock and awe went back to mesmerism at the sight before his own two blue eyes...
"This is the controlled space between the Elemental Nations and where were going, Naruto. Also, the sight you're seeing right now is referenced as the view of a kaleidoscope".
"...Kaleido-wha~".
Rhonda chuckled as she could see Naruto's eyes copying the lines, patterns and colors of the crazy view into them while drooling like a kid who hasn't played games in a while walking into an arcade, and Rhonda closed his mouth using her right hand as she said "Don't do that. Flies might fall in in there. Anyways, it's been a 30 seconds, so that means the short trip is over now".
"Wait what?" said Naruto. And just like that, another big black-hole opened below the sub marine and they dropped right into it just like the previous one in the Elemental Nations.
Once the sub marine came out the other side of the hole, all Naruto could see was water. Fresh blue water with a lot more plants & fish then he has ever since in his life, even though he never swam that much to know a lot of the plant and fishes in the sea back in the elemental nations.
Some fishes are big with some being small, some look a lot different then normal, but Naruto eyes caught the sight of a fully naked Blue-haired woman with her lower half being a fish's tail passing by the glass in some super crazy speed, but in a moment of pause as if everything slowed down for just one second, Naruto was able to see her face as she looked down to him with a clear smile giving her cheeks dimples and her sparkling purple eyes looking into his own ocean blue eyes reflecting the light and life of the ocean...
'...Hello my prince'.
"Huh?! Who said that?!".
Naruto frantically looked everywhere to locate the voice he just heard that startled him as it sounded very close to his ears, but stopped when Rhonda grabbed his right shoulder making him look at her as she said "That voice was inside your head, Naruto. It was a mermaid's voice. Come on, we gotta get outside quickly as this sub as other places to be".
"Really? Why do I get the feeling where not alone in here? You know, besides the sub being sentient and all that".
"We aren't alone" said Rhonda "This specific sub has a job to transport people on mass to other worlds, alternate worlds, dimensions and time-lines and galaxies. But that's a talk for another time. We need to get moving right now".
With no choice but to listen to Rhonda, Naruto followed her out the room down the quiet hallway then up a ladder leading Naruto to the same entrance of the sub marine. Once they got outside. Naruto's face went into complete shock and awe for the second time today, and Rhonda knew it wasn't going to be easy to snap him out of it this time so she took his hand and walked him over to shore which was actually close but she still applied chakra to her feet with Naruto unconsciously doing the same.
A powerful burst of wind had hit Naruto's back causing him to look up and see so more strange things passing through and peppering the skies, but the one thing that caught his attention the most was a blond-haired & blue eyed little girl dressed in a red and black uniform of sorts with black boots on her feet flying by in high speeds looking forward without a care in the world as her hair went wavy in the wind and so did her trousers and her eyes looked calm albeit narrowed making her look older then she is especially with, in Naruto's mind, the long piece of wood and metal strapped to her back and the large flock of people following her from behind.
"...My mind was blown before by that Kaleido-whatever-you-call-it space zone we were in, not forget the things in your backpack, but this...this is-
"What? Crazy? Unbelievable? Out of this world? Amazing?" asked a smirking Rhonda.
"...All of the above. Is this the whole continent?" asked Naruto. Rhonda turned to him and replied "No...and for the record, it's called Pangea".
"What?".
"The name of the continent is Pangaea" said Rhonda. Not a second later she took off her black backpack and took out a large rectangular-shaped piece of glass and handed it to Naruto who held it with both hands and looked at it expecting something to happen believing nothing more could surprise him today...
The screen lit up showing what Naruto would believe to be Out Of Space from the different planets and billions of billions of stars all around with asteroids and what-not, and the large device made a sound(the sound a Mac book makes when switching it on) with a sweet and mellifluous feminine voice speaking afterward...
"Welcome to the country of education, evolution, rehabilitation, and training, University. Capital City? Universe Academy".
Opening Theme Song: NICO Touches the Walls – Broken Youth
AN/: Not much for a opening chapter even though it's long, but it's just the first part of the introduction, The second chapter finishes up and then I can start the story properly. If you guys wanna know who's in the harem, hit me with 5 to 10 reviews for this chapter. Go above that, and maaaaaaayyyybe~ I might consider letting you guys vote on who could be the extra lady(s) that joins Naruto's harem. Anyone from any anime. Video game or TV show off your choice. I'll pick randomly who gets to choose the luckily lady one the reviews are in.
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