Disclaimer: I may be evil but I still dont own anything related to Diablo
or Blizzard so don't sue
me for god sakes!!!!
*********************************************************************** *=Action ( )=Thought [ ]= Author Note *********************************************************************** On a bright day, like any other the people from the Diablo games are getting ready to play a friendly game of baseball... Wait with Baal, Diablo, Mephisto, etc playing this is gonna be pure hell!!! HIDE ME!!!*Hides under his desk*
"Now back to the plot... What we don't have a plot?!?!?! What do you mean we don't have a plot!!!! A screw it let's go down to Mark Fieldburg for the player comantary."
"Thanks Kevin! Now I am here with Baal the almighty Lord of Destruction. Hey Baal hows it going?"
*Raises eyebrow* [Does Baal even have eyebrows?] "What do you want mortal... Well?"
"I'm here to interview you before the game Baal."
*Laughs Histarically* "Really what do you want and make it quick before I send my Minions of Destruction after you."
"I'm really here to interview you I swear to God"
*Raises eyebrow yet again* "Sic'em!!!!!"
A group of Minions of Destrucion come out of no where and start mauling Mark.
"Well there you have it me getting mauled by a batch of demons fun eh? Well back to Kevin Zinger in the studios... hey thats my leg!!!!"
"Alirght thanks Mark for that indepth conversation with the Lord of Destruction himself. Well maybe Mark will have better luck with the Archangel, Tyrael. At least all he has is a sword from the heavens and not a bunch of demons... I shouldn't have said that."
[Back at the ballpark]
"Hey there Tyrael, It's Mark Fieldburg from Stupid Studios [Not a real thing I hope] and I'm here to interview you before the big game and I was wondering your thoughts about it."
"Well mortal I think that the forces of good will prevail over those of evil."
"Well of course you'd say that your a bimbo good guy, GO TEAM TERROR!!!! I shouldn't have said that..."
"That's one thing not to like my team but to be a fan of Team Terror and not even be a demon is against my morals"
"Oops I think I offended him..."
From a the headset radio Mark is wearing, "Mark now is the time I suggest that you run faster then well then you can.... is that good enough.... Wait I can do better!!! Mark run your fat ass off before your sliced in two by that flaming sword Tyrael has!!!! That's better"
"Alright then this is Mark Fieldburg running for dear life and now back to the studios!!! OH Crap look at the pretty sword!!! OUCH thats my head!!!!!"
"Ahh crap where'd those damn head phones go I need to escape the madness... Oh Shit I shouldn't have said that..." *Looks up at the camera and laughs sheepishly* "Oops hehehe.....uhhh. Well now wasn't that interview wonderful... Well now for the final interview and its with Team Terrors head chear leader.... You gotta be kinding me... Andriel!!!" *Laughs manically* "Ok ok back to reality and also back to Mark on the Field"
"Thanks yet again Kevin. I am here now with the queen of the demon world Andriel and also the head chear leader of Team Terror I must add. So Andriel are you psyched about the game?"
"Well this will be one of the biggest games of all time and.... are you staring at my breasts?!?!?!"
"Of course not..." *Starts drooling* "I shouldn't have done that!!!"
"Maggot explain yourself!!!!!!"
"Um they just stick out... It's very hard not to notice them... man I'm digging myself a deeper hole!!!!"
"DIE MAGGOT!!!!"
*Mark starts running away from Andriel's demonic rage but not before he gets hit with one of those poison things*
"Man who cut the cheese!!! DAMNIT I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut!!!! Back to the studio!"
"Well there you have it the thoughts from both team captians and a chear leader. See ya'll at the game.. Why the hell did I just talk with a Texan accent... I gotta lay off on that damn King of the Hill show geez louez... I didn't just say that... Damnit turn off the camera smart one!!! NOW!!!" *Punches camera man in the face a turns off the camera*
***********************************************************************There you have it my first chaptor of my first fan fic please R&R no flames or I'll hunt you down like on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and no I don't own that either...
*********************************************************************** *=Action ( )=Thought [ ]= Author Note *********************************************************************** On a bright day, like any other the people from the Diablo games are getting ready to play a friendly game of baseball... Wait with Baal, Diablo, Mephisto, etc playing this is gonna be pure hell!!! HIDE ME!!!*Hides under his desk*
"Now back to the plot... What we don't have a plot?!?!?! What do you mean we don't have a plot!!!! A screw it let's go down to Mark Fieldburg for the player comantary."
"Thanks Kevin! Now I am here with Baal the almighty Lord of Destruction. Hey Baal hows it going?"
*Raises eyebrow* [Does Baal even have eyebrows?] "What do you want mortal... Well?"
"I'm here to interview you before the game Baal."
*Laughs Histarically* "Really what do you want and make it quick before I send my Minions of Destruction after you."
"I'm really here to interview you I swear to God"
*Raises eyebrow yet again* "Sic'em!!!!!"
A group of Minions of Destrucion come out of no where and start mauling Mark.
"Well there you have it me getting mauled by a batch of demons fun eh? Well back to Kevin Zinger in the studios... hey thats my leg!!!!"
"Alirght thanks Mark for that indepth conversation with the Lord of Destruction himself. Well maybe Mark will have better luck with the Archangel, Tyrael. At least all he has is a sword from the heavens and not a bunch of demons... I shouldn't have said that."
[Back at the ballpark]
"Hey there Tyrael, It's Mark Fieldburg from Stupid Studios [Not a real thing I hope] and I'm here to interview you before the big game and I was wondering your thoughts about it."
"Well mortal I think that the forces of good will prevail over those of evil."
"Well of course you'd say that your a bimbo good guy, GO TEAM TERROR!!!! I shouldn't have said that..."
"That's one thing not to like my team but to be a fan of Team Terror and not even be a demon is against my morals"
"Oops I think I offended him..."
From a the headset radio Mark is wearing, "Mark now is the time I suggest that you run faster then well then you can.... is that good enough.... Wait I can do better!!! Mark run your fat ass off before your sliced in two by that flaming sword Tyrael has!!!! That's better"
"Alright then this is Mark Fieldburg running for dear life and now back to the studios!!! OH Crap look at the pretty sword!!! OUCH thats my head!!!!!"
"Ahh crap where'd those damn head phones go I need to escape the madness... Oh Shit I shouldn't have said that..." *Looks up at the camera and laughs sheepishly* "Oops hehehe.....uhhh. Well now wasn't that interview wonderful... Well now for the final interview and its with Team Terrors head chear leader.... You gotta be kinding me... Andriel!!!" *Laughs manically* "Ok ok back to reality and also back to Mark on the Field"
"Thanks yet again Kevin. I am here now with the queen of the demon world Andriel and also the head chear leader of Team Terror I must add. So Andriel are you psyched about the game?"
"Well this will be one of the biggest games of all time and.... are you staring at my breasts?!?!?!"
"Of course not..." *Starts drooling* "I shouldn't have done that!!!"
"Maggot explain yourself!!!!!!"
"Um they just stick out... It's very hard not to notice them... man I'm digging myself a deeper hole!!!!"
"DIE MAGGOT!!!!"
*Mark starts running away from Andriel's demonic rage but not before he gets hit with one of those poison things*
"Man who cut the cheese!!! DAMNIT I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut!!!! Back to the studio!"
"Well there you have it the thoughts from both team captians and a chear leader. See ya'll at the game.. Why the hell did I just talk with a Texan accent... I gotta lay off on that damn King of the Hill show geez louez... I didn't just say that... Damnit turn off the camera smart one!!! NOW!!!" *Punches camera man in the face a turns off the camera*
***********************************************************************There you have it my first chaptor of my first fan fic please R&R no flames or I'll hunt you down like on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and no I don't own that either...
