Full Summary: Apanie answers questions about anything – the Pokémon world, trainers, and herself. First chapter is merely Q&A by me – if you want your question in the following chappies, review or PM me!

Disclaimer: All Pokémon and characters of Pokémon belong to Nintendo… and all those other peepz. Gotta catch 'em all!

Claimer: I own all answers, Pokémon nicknames, and hilarious snappy retorts made by this awesome advice – giving Milotic named Apanie.

Issue # 1

Dear Apanie,
Nice name. What does it mean? Anyways, my real question is, how do you write your answers?
XOXO,
Trainer in Wonderland

Dear Trainer,
My name means "Water." And writing this is quite easily when my fins can hit the right keys.
Apanie

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Dear Apanie,
Do you have a trainer? Where do you live? I want to capture you -Evil Glare-
Muahaha!

Dear… Muahaha,
I live right under your nose -Evil Glare Right Back at Ya-
I have a trainer, anyways. She's nice enough to let me use her computer to answer all of these questions. I live in a Pokéball most of the time, but I also live at my trainer's house. Let's call my trainer 'Rain.'
Apanie

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Dear Apanie,
Did you know that most Pokémon don't know how to read, write, or type?
Sincerely,
You're not a Pokémon

Dear YNAP,
I do know that. I also know that I am in fact a Pokémon, and Rain, my trainer, taught me how to be smarter than the average Milotic. So ha, ha to you, mister/missus.
Apanie the Milotic

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Dear Apanie,
Have you been in any Pokémon battles?
Looking for a Challenge

Dear Looking,
Yes, I have. If you want to challenge me to a battle, bring it. Just remember to go easy on me… What? I have an 'Ask so – and – so' column to run!
Apanie

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A/N: Okies, so this is the start of a beautiful fanfic -Snicker- So anyways, if you want to ask Apanie a question, review or PM me.
Chewy