Disclaimer: i do not own one piece. that's obvious right? Eiichiro Oda does.
but here i am,this was inspired by silver Queen's dreaming of sunshine and This bites(you should see those as the stories are amazing) any who let's dive into this shit storm.
"When stormy weather comes around
It was made in heaven
When sunny skies break through behind the clouds
I wish it could last forever, yeah
Wish it could last forever, forever
Made in heaven."
~Made In Heaven
Song by Queen
Scrutinizing the text on my phone i glanced around a bit jumpy.
wasn't it just oftly suspicious that i'd happen to get this message after school on a Friday? no not(kinda was? )really i should have very much expected it -
with the copious amounts of fanfiction,manga, and other things i rummage around.
i let out a exasperated breath(this just wasn't my week huh?) "D-do i at least get to pack my things,t-this is kinda bullshit. i've seen my share of how it works but this isn't funny this is just unfair." i said lowly with a hint of fear to no one in particular.
".. i could let you take that phone with you and your hoodie,maybe give you a devil fruit but that'd be it little Joseph." 'she' said
the voice spoke all of a sudden making me yelp in uneasiness. 'but how did she know my name?
'ah never mind thats one perk of being all powerful..'
"anyway you know the drill,of course you do that's how these things work. so bye." wait what?
it took immense strength not to roll my eyes or bitch - do something around a being that without effort could wipe me from the face of well..existence.
but not actually wanting to get trolled or be sent the worse ways i went along with it.
i mean what could i honestly do in the face of something with that much power?
yeah not very much if you look at it.
this was cliché or whatever you wanna call it. i'd seen worse but still it irked me when someone was flat out that lazy.
"hey i'm not that bad. you could have been sent to some fuck up story like naruto and been a jinchuuriki. one with the least help Joseph."
that..was true being in naruto would hurt more than being in one piece.
"plus i mean come on. every nerd that loves one piece would jump at the chance."
..all i had to do was find the straw hats,or some job till everything was handled for me.
worse case scenario,i get killed or horribly maimed in some other ways.
..a regular person would have politely declined and went on with their regular lives. but this.. she knows i won't pass this up. "i know right?"
"i guess,you can hear that. why respond to it?"
R.O.B groaned and looked at me with a face that said 'are you shitting me right now?'
"Again Joseph.. im ROB i can do whatever i want even make beerus murder mario." odd,but that was true ROB's were all powerful so much that they could bend the rules of well - everything so hearing people think would be baby steps.
"like i said,bye i already have a response for everything you would say and question me. we'll skip the whole buddy-buddy routine or whatever you say it was back then."
she seemed to pop her knuckles, getting back to the point her black eyes looking at me.
"if I'm gonna be dragged into a World with mostly water, let's get it over with." this was actually happening? A ROB was going to slap me into one piece? did this ROB want me to suffer? or did i just get really lucky,would i end up like others? how would they fuck me over? body hopping someone,age related bulshit?
"just age regression. nothing special but I wouldn't want you too comfortable with your own skin."
after signing some papers, looking over release forms, and all of that complexity that really made me think I should have backed out before hand it was too late. she had a grin that sent cold shivers down my back. "i- I'm going to regret this aren't i?" i asked already knowing the answer to my predicament "yeah you will, I'm ROB its my job." her face was that of someone who was trolling little children, very confused ones.
(in my case)
"Joseeph oh Joseph. I'm better than that! you would know by now right?"
"if you are..can i have the 'D'? that would be nice ROB,all important people to the story have them so.." i awkwardly shuffled in my spot.
"i mean i don't know why, you're getting greedy but that's not my problem." she waved it off with a sigh.
i grew excited I knew no one was going to stop me before I became very overpowered or probably messed up the timeline. i began to have idea's.
"i have rules. one of them says no shattering reality. no plot rushing or extra shit i have to clean up."
"okay,i understand that"
"also none of what you said mattered as again i already know your choices." oh
"oh come on cheer up at least I didn't turn you into a zombie, or shove you in with no fruit!,you even have the mystical heritage bulshit - don't worry you're all set - I'm going to even put you in your Peak." she supplied back.
"Okay thats fine..anything else we need to check off before we kick into this?"
" no not really you signed pretty much all you needed." she fished out some gum and i already knew where this was heading and so.
i popped it down my throat,swallowing all of the gum..fuck me..
