Dylan Goes on a Date with Underworld Tom

Synopsis: Dylan Beekner is much older now and has babysat for Death's son, Thomas (as mentioned in Regular Show.) Here, she has a bad case of cabin fever and opens a portal by accident to the netherrealm, summoning Underworld Tom from Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

Chapter 1—Stabbing Holes in the Wall Bored

Dylan wasn't certain what she would do without Alexis to hound, critique or banter with. Her elder sister was many things but intelligence wasn't her strong suit. Golan had gone out and about to wreck havoc somewhere without Dylan tagging along with him and she was feeling a bit lonesome. After awhile, she simply felt bored.

'Ugh, I could stab holes in the wall. Damn ennui.', she thought to herself, playing with a switchblade knife her mom had bought for her 'just in case' some pedofile decided to do something stupid and regrettable.

Dylan sighed and started rummaging through her closet. The book that had summoned Golan from Kakrul was there, neatly laid upon some boxes of old photographs and memories.

'Nah, I'm not that desperate, yet. Maybe Death is on the prowl and needs me to babysit Thomas. Man, oh man. Babysitting that kid is so bad-assed.', she mused as she turned on her smartphone. She dialed Death but received his voicemail.

'Yeah, this is Death. I'm on vacation in Reunion Island. Dylan, if it's you, Thomas is in good hands. My maid, Gretel is looking after him.', Death's voice relayed. She rolled her eyes and moaned.

'Buzzkill.', she thought, laying the phone down on her nightstand. She didn't want it to come to using the unholy book to awaken some grim, grizzly nightmare, but it was better than being stuck alone in her house on a hot summer day when she could've been at the public pool being a miscreant with her Godlord.