Peeta Pan: The Bread Tales (a Parody)

Hey, this idea just came to me.

So you know how the Darlings live in London? Well, sometimes when someone says Peter's name with a strong accent, it sounds like Pee-tah Pan. Sounds like Peeta, from the Hunger Games! Try saying Peeta Pan 3 times fast, and it'll sound like Peter Pan!

Well, this is a one-shot about what would happen if Peeta was secretly Peter Pan and he could fly.

Warning: Peter Pan is quite wicked, so this is not the Peeta you know and love.

Please let us know if you like this and give us your ideas, because then we'll do more.

Enjoy!


Peeta watched Katniss standing on the podium thing. If they stepped off too early, they'd be blown to bits. However, this didn't apply to him, because he could fly! But that would mean revealing his secret to everyone... but if he didn't get there first, he wouldn't get supplies...

He lifted a foot towards the ground. Katniss waved wildly at him from her pedestal. "What are you doing?!" She yelled.

He ignored her and took one foot off the podium..

He looked around. No bombs. No mines. No explosions.

His other foot left the podium and he started running towards the cornucopia.

The other contestants' eyes were wide with shock. How could Peeta leave his pedestal? The bell hadn't rung yet! Then again, they had another half-an-hour to wait, and by then, Peeta would have taken everything worth taking from the cornucopia.

Hesitantly, all of the contestants stepped off their pedestals.


President Snow watched with interest as Peeta ran towards the plentiful cornucopia.

How was this possible?

He called up the man in charge of running the show and calmly asked what was wrong with the mines.

"Sir," the man gasped in fear, knowing that he may die for this, "There's nothing wrong with the mines. They're still active."

Suddenly a large bang of noise ripped through the speakers.


Peeta sat atop the cornicopia, waiting for the timer to go off. He bit into a large juicy apple and smiled with glee. No one could have seen how he had hovered above the ground by a centimeter when he had run across.

The buzzer finally rang, and Peeta stood high up, in front of a giant cloud smoke.

"I won!"