Cookies, a Kuroshitsuji fanfic

Disclaimer: If I owned Kuroshitsuji, this wouldn't be a fanfic, now, would it? XDDD

Author's note: For a challenge between me and two of my friends. The prompt was Ciel/Lizzy and cookies...I think. :D Also, I SUCK at titles. Can you tell? :D


"Kiyaaaa~ Ciel~!"

"L-Lizzy? What are you doing here?" Ciel asked to the curly blonde currently attached to his neck.

"Isn't it obvious, silly? I came to visit you!"

"Well, then, I will prepare some tea. Please excuse me." Seis Sebastian with his closed-eye know-it-all smile, bowing and leaving the room. Ciel sighed at the thought of having to deal with Lizzy by himself - not that he didn't like her or anything, just that she... She was annoying!And a girl!

"kay, so why did you come visit me, again?" Ciel asked, turning his attention back to Lizzy...who was intentely staring at a pretty jar, white with golden arabesques and a deep red pattern.

"...I don't remember that jar being there the last time I came to visit."

"...Now that you mention it..." Ciel started, picking the jar up from where it stood on a teatable nearby. "I don't remember this jar either."

"Maybe Sebastian put it there?" She suggested.

"I don't know, maybe." He said, examining the jar thoroughly.

"Cna I have one?" Lizzy asked with a grin.

"Huh?"

"A cookie, of course. That's obviously a cookie jar!" Ciel blinked at her before staring at the jar again, shaking it a bit. Yup, those sounded like cookies alright. But where the hell had that jar come from? It didn't match the decorations at all, so Sebastian probably hadn't put it there, he knew better than to ruin the aesthetics of the room like that. Finny would probably have broken it so that ruled him out, Bard and Tanaka didn't deal with those things, and Maylene was still cleaning rooms - plus she, as a girl, knew how to decorate a room and that thing looked hideous there. But...if they hadn't put it there...who had?

"I don't think it's such a good idea..."

"Why noooot? It can«t be anything bad or Sebastian wouldn't have let it stay there."

"I suppose you're right... But he might not have noticed it (as impossible as that may be, he thought). And I have no idea where it came from."

"Aaah, it's fiiine!" She said, snagging the jar from Ciel's hands. "He probably just forgot about it or something." She said, taking off the lid and diving her hand inside. "Eh? What's this?"

Knock knock.

"Young master? You have another visitor." Sebastian announced, stepping out of the way to let the new guest in.

"Kehihihi~"

"U-Undertaker?"

"Good afternoon, earl." The funeral director grinned, approaching the children and taking the cookie jar from Lizzy's hands. "I came to retrieve this. I must've left it here yesterday." He said, producing a bone-shaped cookie from the jar and popping it in his mouth, offering some to Ciel and Lizzy too.

"You were here yesterday?" Ciel asked, notocing how Sebastian's eyes widened just slightly and he seemed to take a step back.

"I was. One of your wonderfully hilarious butler's cats died, he summoned me to arrange a custom coffin for the poor little thing."

"Okay, you, out!" He started, pushing a very amused Undertaker out. "And you," he said, pointing at Lizzy, "go...do something girly. Go pick clothes for me or something." He turned to Sebastian, a very creepy expression on his face. "I need to have a little one-on-one with my "wonderfully hilarious butler"."