Hey everyone! I dunno if anyone has done this yet, but I've seen so many parodies of Bohemian Rhapsody here on ff.net and so I wanted to do one for Spirited Away. If anyone has already done this, I apologize but I really wanted to post this! I had fun writin it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bohemian Rhapsody, that's Queen's (but its an awesome song) and I don't own Spirited Away.

A Spirited Away Rhapsody Chihiro

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught here in this world

No escape from reality

I've opened my eyes

I look at the bathhouse and see

I'm just a lazy girl, but I still need sympathy

Here it's not easy come, easy go

We're scrubbing high, scrubbing low

Anyway the stink god smells, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Yubaba

Hey spirits…guess what I did

I took Chihiro's name

Now she'll never be the same

Chihiro, now life has just begun

But now I'm gonna ruin yours anyway

Haku

Chihiro, ooo

Eat this so you won't cry

And if I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Chihiro

Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down my spine

Your body's aching all the time

Goodbye everybody, but I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind to get to Swamp Bottom

Mama ooo – (anyway the stink god smells)

I don't want you to be a pig

Despite Haku sometimes I wish I'd never come here at all

Kamajii

I see a little silhouetto of Zeniba's seal

Sen squash it! Sen squash it! Will you step on it quickly

Chihiro

Squishy, black, and gooey—holy crap it's disgusting me

Mouse

Chew chew, chew chew,

Chew chew, chew chew,

Chew cheeeew—chew chew chew chew

Chihiro

I'm just a lazy girl but Haku still loves me

Haku Rin and Kamajii

She's just a lazy girl from a lazy family

Spare her her life from becoming a pig

Haku

Scrubbing high, scrubbing low, will you let her go?

Workers and Yubaba

Stupid spirit! No – we will not let her go

Haku Rin and Kamajii

Let her go

Workers and Yubaba

Stupid spirit! No – we will not let her go

Haku Rin and Kamajii

Let her go

Workers and Yubaba

Stupid spirit! No – we will not let her go

Chihiro

Let me go

Workers and Yubaba

Will not let you go

Chihiro

Let me go (never)

Workers and Yubaba

Never let you go

Chihiro

Let me go

Workers and Yubaba

Never let you go

Everyone

Ooo --

No, no, no, no, no, no, no –

Haku Rin and Kamajii

Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia

Chihiro

Let me go!

Yubaba has a test to give to me

To me

To me

To me

Rin and Chihiro

So you think you can stone us an spit in our eyes

Haku

So you think you can hire me, then leave me to die

Boh

I'm a baby, a really oversized baby

Rin

I just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

Kaonashi

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Yubaba

Money really matters

Anyone can see

Money really matters – money really matters to me

Everyone

Anyway the stink god smells…

Haha okay, tell me what you think. And a quick note: when Boh says 'I'm a baby, a really oversized baby' the original thing for that was 'Ooh baby, can't do this to me baby' but I wanted to get him in there. Okay, now please review!

silent H