The Fairly Odd Parents
In:
Entanglement with the Gods

Summary: The Gods of Olympus fight Timmy's Fairy Godparents to see who are
the most powerful beings in the universe.

Place: Mount Olympus Time: Timmy had just wished for the Earth to be reverted back to normal after Crocker took over the world.

A mass dome-shaped purple shield formed from the tiny wands of Cosmo and Wanda. Light started to break through in rays, and reached up towards the sky. As the dome got larger, it more less stable and soon turned into a giant purple-and-gold stream that overtook the Earth.

Soon the world was back to normal, and all national monuments restored back to looking the way they were. Yet up on Olympus, where nothing has changed, the purple river had just gone straight past the massive rock.

Zeus heard the sound of something magical happening outside. Then he caught wind that it was something massive.

"Hermes, go check what's going on outside!" Zeus shouted.

"Yes father," the Messenger-God replied.

The wings on Hermes' helmet and sandals started to move faster and faster, until he was up through a hole in the ceiling. He was risen up into the air, and smelled the sweet scent that always hung in Olympus' atmosphere. He looked over the east and west, and found nothing that was amiss. He flew down into the gardens, and finally arrived at the olive-tree branch where Rhea put Zeus in a basket. Over the edge he saw that same purple-river with golden stars that was created by the fairies.

Except he and the rest of Olympus didn't know what was going on. He didn't want to dive into the purple ocean at risk of being destroyed. Finally, the giant purple mass passed on, and Hermes jumped up, stretched his arms out, and flew to the Earth. Once here, he knew exactly where to go: Apollo's Oracle at Delphi. At once he went with great speed to the town of Delphi.

At Delphi, he walked out into Main Street and removed a manhole. He jumped down into the sewers and walked a secret path that no man or rat could ever find. Finally he approached a great white chamber with a woman clad in green robes standing in the center with prophecy that was held in her hands. Around her beautiful maidens walked back and forth from different sides of the chamber.

Before he even spoke, the Oracle opened her mouth.

"Hermes. I decree that you come here to seek wisdom on what happened in the world above."

"Yes." He replied.

"Take this to Zeus, and do not open it on the way up to Olympus, or the message written will fade."

"It's a good thing us Gods have more restraint."

"That's because you're never idle."

With that, Hermes took the message and flew off back to Mount Olympus. On the way up, he looked down below and wondered what kind of spectacle had caused that ocean of purple light to arise.

When he walked through the doorway, Artemis acted on instinct and strung an arrow on her bow and pointed it to Hermes.

"Calm down, it's only me!" He shouted.

Artemis walked away without a word and teleported off to her bedroom. Hermes walked down the cold steps to Zeus' chamber and finally entered the golden room.

"Hermes, you have returned," Zeus announced, "and bearing a scroll I see."

"Yes King Zeus, Apollo's Oracle wanted me to give this message to you," Hermes replied, "she said that if I opened it on the way up the message written would fade." He watched Zeus unravel the scroll and started to look very disappointed, "What is it?"

Zeus expressed an expression of anger upon his face, and had a vengeful tone in his voice, "I'm calling a counsel. Tell every god on Olympus they need to report to the Hall of Conference."

"Isn't the Hall of Conference just a different look of your Golden Chamber?" Hermes asked.

"You know what I mean! Call out for the rest of the Gods!"

Zeus waved his hand, and suddenly his Golden Chamber turned into a circular room with stone terraces. One hall at the very top had a ramp that lead all the way to the bottom, which Zeus and Hermes were now standing in.

Although the exterior never looked different, it was the interior that was constantly changing. The ceiling was now more circular and three inches above the separation from the walls; little tiny pillars held it up. There was still a hole in the ceiling for Hermes to fly through.

He flew up and out. He went straight towards a tower with a giant horn on it. He arrived on the roof-less, wall-less platform, and blew the horn really loud. Only the Gods could hear it though, and as soon as they did they reported to the conference hall.

They were immediately all assembled. Zeus sat with Hera and Athena. Ares sat with Discord and Strife, while Aphrodite, Cupid and Haephestus sat together. Celesta, Hades, and Hestia all sat together. Artemis sat with her twin brother Apollo. Deimos and Bacchus sat by themselves. Poseidon was nowhere to be seen; apparently he established his own god order: the Atlantian Order. He chose the Gods himself, and slowly departed from the Olympian Order.

The ground on the bottom of the conference hall started to be covered with smoke, and soon it wasn't visible anymore. Then the smoke turned into clouds, and the swirled around the center, where a bright blue shone through. All the clouds just suddenly disappeared, and a massive blue sky was shown. The vision soon displayed a junky-yellow sky, and moved down to Timmy's house.

"What's going on?" asked a bewildered Aphrodite.

"You'll see in just a second," Zeus announced.

The vision displayed Timmy announcing to his parents that he had Fairy Godparents, and they were sucked away into "Da Rules" book. Then he found the magic muffin and ate it. He wished for his Fairy Godparents back, and they were.

"I wish for the world to go back to the way it was"

Suddenly the screen turned purple and went black as Cosmo and Wanda were raising their wands.

"What was all that about?" asked Aphrodite.

Zeus stood up, and asked rhetorically: "Does anyone remember that purple wave of light that went past here this morning?"

"I do!" shouted Athena.

"Anyone else?" Zeus asked.

All the Gods stood up.

"Good. I've been given word from Apollo's Oracle that these two Fairies caused that purple wave of light. Apparently someone had captured those Fairies and used their power to conquer the world. Only one Fairy did that, then it took two Fairies to reverse the world take-over." Zeus announced, "We must hunt down these Fairies before word leaks out about their power."

Artemis stood up, "And how do you suppose we do that?"

"My dear daughter, have you not heard of Fairy World? I want you, Apollo, Discord, Ares, Deimos and Bacchus to go there. I want you all to destroy any connections from Earth to Fairy World; which should make this hunt a little bit easier. So journey now to Fairy World! Don't come back until you've destroyed those two fairies!"

Artemis, Apollo, Discord, Ares, Deimos and Bacchus stood up, and teleported out of the conference hall. Meanwhile, Zeus had a plan of his own: he was going to visit the Three Fates to see what would happen if they didn't destroy Cosmo and Wanda.

The palace of the Fate Sisters was in a wide meadow outside of Athens. Even though normal humans can walk by and by through this meadow, they'll never see it because only the Gods are able to see it. A person could be walking through their loom and not even know it!

First, there was Clotho, who was the youngest of the Fates, and represented the birth of a human's life. Lachesis was the middle age of human existence and looked like a woman in her prime. Atropos was the oldest and oldest looking of the Fates. She represented the end of a human's existence. Through their loom went one singular thread, and the Fates could easily manipulate it to be the life thread of a specific person. Unfortunately for the Olympian Gods, no life thread for Fairies could be spun. The only life threads for a magical being that could be viewed are witches, warlocks or Gods.

Zeus walked into the room where the Fates were with a harsh stomp.

"Daughters, I guess you know why I am here." Zeus announced.

"Of course father," replied Clotho, "we have already prepared your life- thread to be viewed.

Lachesis stopped the thread from being spun entirely, and took out a small thread sample from the foreboding loom. She then placed it into one of the three orbs that were floating overhead.

These orbs had constant colors dripping from them and were always floating above. Their job was to make sure that the thread was long enough to keep on spinning, or it would spell the end of human existence!

Lachesis placed the thread sample into one of the orbs, and suddenly all three orbs stopped moving. The Fate Sisters went into a line from left to right: Atropos, Lachesis and Clotho at the end. Lightning flashed in the room, and Zeus of course was not shocked by its sudden appearance (after all, that is his element).

After that flash of lightning, the orbs started moving again, and the Fate Sisters broke out of line. Atropos and Lachesis both went to different sides of the loom, and Clotho approached him.

"If you do not destroy the Fairies you fear so much, the Twilight of the Gods will occur and the world brought into an endless shadow. Nothing will be able to bring Gods back from Tartarus. "

"Then it IS required that I must destroy these Fairies," he said to himself. "I must go. I must search the world for these Fairies."

Lachesis stepped forward as Clotho stepped backwards. "If you abandon Olympus in time of great need, then the Olympian Order will easily fall. It is recommended that you stay atop your throne unless great distress from across space demands it."

Lachesis stepped back, and Atropos stepped forward, "When the Gods hit Fairy World, an Inter-Universal Distress Signal will be sent out to all Fairies. They will conjure a power greater than those two that you fear."

"I've already thought of that, Atropos. That is why I gave Artemis a special mission." Zeus smiled keenly.

All was calm and quiet in Fairy World. The Rainbow Bridge connecting to Earth was all busy with traffic. Several castles twinkled in the light of the sun. It was a good morning to be alive, at least that's what they think.

Before they knew it, the ground was shaking, and the bridge suddenly turned an ultra white, and then vaporized. Soon enough, all the Fairies that were on it were vaporized as well. Later the living Fairies will be jealous of those that vaporized on the bridge.

In a flash of lightning, the Gods that were sent from Olympus have arrived. Artemis stood tall and aggressive with her bow already strung with an arrow. She pointed it to a huge group of Fairies who had no idea what was going on. Deimos and Bacchus arrived with their fists on fire. Ares and Discord stood back-to-back with swords pointed out to opposite groups of Fairies. Apollo appeared on a golden fly-board next to Artemis with his fists on fire.

Right across from the Gods appeared a golden flash of light. This one turned out to be Jorgen Von Strangle.

"All right, who's scaring the Fairies without me?" He announced in an angry voice.

The Gods looked shocked at Jorgen, and finally Ares spoke up, "Jorgen, long time no see. Are you still considering that offer to become a God we offered you 2,000 years ago?"

"What, The Gods of Olympus here in Fairy World! I will crush you with all my strength!"

"You could crush us a lot more easily if you were the God of Power." Ares shouted back.

"Don't push it, I just might make your deaths slow!"

Jorgen threw back his wand, which was glowing bright gold at the star point. Artemis launched an arrow at the wand, and it fired straight at the star and went through to the gate that held back the Anti-Fairies. In a matter of seconds, the gate burst open with a huge explosion that sent glass this way and that; the Anti-Fairies were released. Jorgen's broken power-wand instantly vaporized into sand.

As the Gods laughed, Artemis readied another arrow, and fired it straight into Jorgen's chest. He collapsed on the ground as Ares approached him.

"Looks like you should have taken up that offer." He whispered as Jorgen lay struggling on the ground.

"Alright! Let's seal off the teleportation tunnel that connects to Fairy World!" Ares announced.

The Gods gathered around in a circle. Ares and Discord held their swords by the hilt, Artemis put in an edge of her bow. Apollo, Deimos and Bacchus all put in their fists. Suddenly, lightning struck the objects, and the Gods raised them to the sky. Instantly the objects became more powerful, and the flame in the fists of Bacchus, Deimos and Apollo all became fiercer.

When that happened lightning rippled through the sky constantly, which obviously signaled that the connection channel between Earth and Fairy World had been cut. This is what they came for, and they teleported out of Fairy World. The remaining Fairies were more shocked and confused than ever before.

It was a few days after Timmy had reverted the world back to normal, and he was very tired tonight from doing all his homework.

"Uh, yawn" He sighed.

"What do ya wanna do next Timmy?" Cosmo asked.

"Maybe we should call it a night, Cosmo." Wanda replied, "after all, Timmy does look a little tired."

Cosmo and Wanda raised their wands, and instantly Timmy had on his pajamas. They lifted their wands again, and he was lifted over to his bed.

"Goodnight guys. Remember, tomorrow's Saturday, which means we must have something fun to do tomorrow. How about go to Fairy World?" Timmy asked.

"That sounds like a great idea Timmy!" Wanda shouted with excitement.

"Good, why don't you two go to Fairy World right now to find some of the hot spots." Timmy suggested.

"Okay, we'll be right back!" Wanda shouted.

In an explosion of stardust the fairy couple left the room. They now found themselves inside a whirling tunnel of blue and green-this was the connection tunnel to Fairy World.

"Isn't Timmy just the sweetest boy?" Wanda asked.

Cosmo gave no reply; he just kept on smiling.

"Cosmo? Cosmo!" Wanda shouted.

She took her hand, and ripped a mask off of Cosmo's face to reveal that he was asleep underneath! Cosmo noticed this, and woke up instantly.

"What did I do?"

"Ugh!" Shrugged Wanda, "never mind."

Soon the two came upon two fairies: one in a wheel chair, another one on a crutch.

"Don't go to Fairy World!" One of them shouted.

"Why, what's going on?" Wanda replied.

The Fairies started to explain to Cosmo and Wanda about how the Gods of Olympus came and tore up Fairy World. They even explained in excruciating detail about how Artemis released the Anti-Fairies and killed Jorgen. After that, they told the pair about how the Gods cut off the gateway to Fairy World so that no Fairies could ever escape!

"Something doesn't seem quite right though. How come we're in the tunnel to Fairy World?" Wanda asked. "Listen, you two get out of here. Cosmo, we're going to see Cupid."

"No, I don't think you can." Answered one of the Fairies, "I overheard the Gods say that any spiritual deity related in anyway to Olympus is staying up there. So I don't think that you'll be able to see Cupid at all."

Wanda suddenly got an idea. "Cosmo, you back to Timmy. I'll go ahead to Fairy World."

"You can't!" whimpered Cosmo, "If you go to Fairy World, you'll be stuck there for eternity!"

"Listen, if the Gods really did cut off an gateway to Fairy World, then we wouldn't be in this tunnel. I'm going straight into Fairy World to find out why the Gods have suddenly acted like this."

"Why don't you go straight to Olympus?" Cosmo asked.

"Didn't you just beg me to not go to Fairy World?" Wanda asked rhetorically.

"Uh, no?" Cosmo replied.

"Anyway.I don't think it would be safe for me to go to Mount Olympus. If Artemis killed Jorgen with a single blow, then image what Zeus would do to ME." Wanda replied. "So please, just go back to Timmy's room. I'll be there in the morning, promise."

"Okay, but remember: you promised!"

With that, Cosmo and Wanda parted ways: she went ahead towards the end, and Cosmo reported back to Timmy's room. The other two Fairies merged and turned into none other than Athena: Goddess of Wisdom. She took out a giant axe and swung it all over the tunnel. Everywhere it swung, it left gold marks.

"Since that little fire-works display, no Fairy had dared to enter the connection tunnel. The work of my brothers and sister just allowed for a God to enter this dimension-connecting tunnel," she said to herself. "Now they have exactly twenty-four hours to evacuate Fairy World," Athena teleported out of the slowly withering tunnel.

In the morning, Cosmo woke up in the fish bowl, and found the Wanda had not returned. He started panicking, which woke up Timmy. He got up out of his bed, and found Cosmo going hysterical.

"What's going on?" He asked.

Cosmo turned himself back into Fairy form.

"She's not here! Wanda's not here! She promised she would be, and she's not!" He shouted.

"What?" Timmy replied in excitement.

Just as Cosmo was about to answer him, Timmy's dad knocked on the bedroom door.

"Timmy, who are you arguing with back there?"

"Uh, one of the voices in my head." He replied quickly.

"Okay, just keep it down."

Timmy's dad walked away, and Cosmo quickly explained to Timmy all of what happened in Fairy World and to Wanda the day before.

"That sure is bizarre. Well, we'll just have to go to Fairy World and find Wanda. Now let's go," Timmy announced. Then he looked down at his pajamas and said to Cosmo: "I wish my clothes were on."

Timmy's daytime attire was immediately on.

Back on Olympus, Cupid was secretly watching Timmy and Cosmo through a massive Valentines heart. Then he took a message, and wrapped it around an arrow. Then he took his bow from the wall, strung the arrow on the bow and pointed it to where Timmy could get it.

"I hope this works," He said to himself.

He fired the arrow, and it went zooming across the Atlantic, over the eastern coast of the United States. Suddenly, in Dimsdale in Timmy's room, one of Cupid's heart arrows broke through his window and struck his wall.

Timmy and Cosmo were shocked from the interruption. The green-haired fairy went over to the wall, and took out the arrow. After holding it in his hands he took the message off the stick, and read it aloud.

"Dear Timmy,
Do not, under ANY circumstances go to Fairy World. I know it's hard for you not to, but you must take my word. I will tell you why the Gods are after the Fairies: they are actually after Cosmo and Wanda" Cosmo was so shocked from reading this sentence that he fell onto the floor, and the message lightly floated down into Timmy's hands.

".The Gods are after Cosmo and Wanda because they've seen the power of those two after they freed the world from Crocker. They've also seen the power of Wanda alone conquering the world FOR Crocker. The Gods have now reason to believe that Cosmo and Wanda are more powerful than they are. Zeus also has reason to believe that Cosmo and Wanda will cause the downfall of the Olympian Order. So that is why you cannot enter Fairy World. Perhaps you could go to the lands that surround Fairy World. After reading this message, the paper should turn into a map with the lands that surround Fairy World.
-Cupid"

The message started to glow, and suddenly it turned into a map. In the upper-left there was a giant continent that resembled Europe. The countries were divided like those lands, except they were called "The First Kingdom," and so on until "The Ninth Kingdom". Below that was a place shaped like a massive skull, and read the words "Scary World" going across it. To the right of it was a country shaped like a milk jug with the words "Dairy World" written across it. Below that was a country shaped like a lion's tail that read the words "Hairy World" written across it. The country below that was shaped like a crescent moon and was entitled "Fairy World".

"I wonder why we can't just go to Hairy World" Timmy wondered.

"Because the Gods have set up barriers along all those Countries," loomed an ominous voice. "You will now be sent to your first land. Be weary, it is not on the map."

Timmy suddenly heard a swirling noise outside. He went to the window and saw that a hurricane was outside! It was an odd shade of pink though, and spat out lightning this way and that. It finally came to Timmy's house, and shot out a lightning bolt at him and Cosmo.

In a matter of seconds, the pair found themselves in a land with lots of blue grass, which swayed beautifully in the wind. Up above them they saw the hurricane vortex close back up into the sky.

"I wonder where we are," Timmy thought out loud.

He looked at the map, and saw that the trail of lands turned into an image of a country surrounded by a desert on all sides. This country was divided into four triangular sections: Munchkins, Quadlings, Winkies, and the Gilikins. Each country was colored differently: the Munchkin land colored blue, the Winkies yellow, the Quadlings purple, and the Gilikins red. In the very center of this land was marked the capital city: the Emerald City.

"I can't believe it Cosmo, we're in the Land of Oz!" Timmy shouted with glee.

"Big deal, I took Wanda here for our honeymoon." Cosmo replied sarcastically. Cosmo looked at the map, and saw something that he never saw before: a giant tower was marked in the center of the desert that was on the right side of Oz. "What do you suppose it could be?" He asked.

"It's obviously one of the Gods. Remember, Cupid said that the Gods have set up barriers along all the countries that lead to Fairy World. To make this journey shorter, I wish we were in the Em."

Timmy looked at the town around him, and saw stretched out before him was a road made of yellow bricks.

"It's the yellow brick road! I've always wondered what it was like to walk across here. C'mon, Cosmo, let's go!"

"You humans are so easily impressed. Fairy University makes you run cross- country on the Yellow Brick Road."

Timmy skipped merrily across the Yellow Brick Road without a care in the world. Cosmo turned himself into a green dog and followed closely behind. Several days and nights followed on the journey across the Yellow Brick Road, but Cosmo turned himself into a tent and whipped out some food for his young Fairy God Child.

Meanwhile, in Fairy World Wanda was floating all over the place searching for any Fairies that hadn't yet gone mad with fear. That turned into a wild goose chase when she could turn up nobody that could give her exact answers as to why the Gods of Olympus were all of a sudden wanting the destruction of Fairies everywhere.

"Well, it's been a long day. I guess I should go now." She said to herself.

She raised her wand up, wanting to go home, but it deactivated. She tried again, and it failed. Ten more tries and she couldn't leave.

"I guess all portals are shut off now. I wonder what I'm going to do now," she thought.