Chapter 1: Akihisa As Deadpool?!

(Opening A/N: What would happen if a random break in the fourth wall causes a simple baka like Akihisa Yoshii to turn into the anti-heroic merc with a mouth known as Deadpool. And all of Deadpool's enemies are coming after him. But thanks to his friend Hideyoshi (who reads the Deadpool comic books) The spirit of Deadpool himself, some of the X-Men, and chimichangas. Akihisa will take up the cause as the new Deadpool. This story is rated M for graphic violence, blood and gore, adult language, lemons, tacos, and chimichangas. *That last part I wanted to add in there*Anyway, let the nuttiness begin!)

*One more thing...here's a key in case you get lost,*

"Talking"

'Whispering' or "'quoting'"

(Thinking)

[Foreign language]

Serious Voice

Screwball voice

*Me*

It was just a normal day for our hero Akihisa Yoshii who had just lost another match. Splee! He lost because some A-class punk took him on in an avatar fight and the A-class punk won hands down. He just hung his head in shame for what had happened.

"Hey, Aki. Have you ever thought about doing your older sister?" Hideyoshi asked, seriously, Akihisa and his older sister, Akira?!

*I'd really hate to see what the baby would look like, if they really did it!*

"Would you guys seriously get those thoughts out of your heads? I mean I love my sister...but not like that, she's too much of a pervert for me!" Akihisa shouted and there was Akira standing right behind her...

*B-B-B-BUSTED!*

"Seriously, that's what you're going to say, oh shit, she's right behind me?" Akihisa said as he gulped a bit of saliva, and he turns around to see Akira looking like she's going to bust her younger brother.

"Oh, I'm a pervert am I?" Akira said as she crossed her arms, and the only thing Akihisa could do, is get onto his knees and apologize to his beloved older sister.

Just then, Akihisa just vanished into thin air...and then a banana, a cow, the exploding keg shooting machine, and finally Akihisa but wearing a Deadpool outfit.

"Wow, you're Deadpool?!" Hideyoshi asked, Akihisa looked at his hand and Hideyoshi then hands him a pocket mirror.

As soon as Akihisa looks at the mirror, he knew that his world was turned upside down.

*Wah-wah!*

"Seriously, can you at least act normal?" Akihisa asked, there were a series of question marks over Hideyoshi's head like who's he talking to?

-Hey There Akihisa!

-Hey there Akihisa!

It was the two voices within Deadpool's head, now they're in Akihisa's head.

"Who are you guys? If the author isn't causing me enough problems..." Akihisa said to the two schmuck voices.

We're the voices in your head.

Yeah, we originally belonged to deadpool...but he's placed his powers and us inside of you.

*But my only question is, where is the real deadpool?*

He's in Akihisa's butt!

No he isn't! He had his powers along with his spirit including us, split from the physical body...and we searched through many universes, looking for the perfect canidate to use as a host. Until we can get our Normal body back.

But i liked my answer better!

*So did I!*

'Great, I'm completely surrounded by schmucks!' Akihisa mumbled, He also knew that he had guns and swords as well.

He got a whole questions needing to be answered, but he was snagged by Logan AKA Wolverine for something weird!

(A/N: This is just experimental, leave a review if possible...I mean if I could get at least three reviews, then I'll continue! Also faves and follows are optional! Until the next update...this is BloodyDemon666 signing off!)