Ganondorf's POV

I was sipping a martini with an umbrella on a warm summer evening. My cape was very fine. In fact I was very fine. I'm sure Pit is jealous of my gorgeous looks. And my martini and cape and luck with the ladies. I flexed my monster muscles.

Pit's POV

I tried to avoid looking at Ganondorf. He practically radiated evil, and he was drinking alcohol. Angels, evil, and alcohol do not mix. So I kept my distance and tried to avoid looking at him, and instead smiled at Lucas who was playing on the other side of the room.

Lucas' POV

I love my pet snake. He's so cute. I mean COOL! He's COOL! I keep him in my pants because he likes being warm so it's really great for both of us. I don't like Princess Peach though. She's always walking around in her: black leather mini, black leather corset, wearing black mascara, white foundation, and black lip stick. (1) Yeah she is really scary, but my snake, he's awesome.

Princess Peach POV

I woke up today and someone had pranked me by changing all my clothes to black leather. Now I was on a quest to find who did it. Looking around I saw Solid Snake, and immediately I was suspicious. After all, he was always wearing leopard print pleather clothes. Frowning I approached him, putting my hands on my hips.

Solid Snake POV

I, Snake knew what was up, and I, Snake, did not cause the situation with a certain Princess's clothes. And I told her this, because she too needs to know what was up. I was rather fond of the change in outfitage though. She could be in my pleather-wearing posse. Hm, Marth was a fun-loving chap maybe he changed young Peach's apparel. I told her this and then she walked away. I threw a bomb.

Marth POV

Yes it was I, Marth who changed Peach's outfit. If only she had as much style as I do. My skills with finding the right outfit and being able to match my accessories, aka my awesome man-headband and super special awesome cape, are unparalleled. Hmm I wonder what other fashion victims linger around. Why is Kirby staring at me?

Kirby's POV

OM NOM NOM. Marth delicious! OM NOM. Ew pleather. Bounce! OM NOM NOM, Princess! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Everyone gone…tasty!

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