Lame is a little girl with brown hair. She does things on the computer. She likes to experiment with cereal. One day, Lame decided to conduct a certain experiment.

"I think today, I'll mix the Froot Loops with the Cap'n Crunch," Lame said.

Lame poured both cereals into the bowl, then poured in some whole milk. Not that soy-based imitation bullshit. She took her spoon and scooped up the cereal. Putting the spoon in her mouth, she moved her jaw up and down. After chewing on the cereal for a matter of seconds, she swallowed it.

"This combo tastes pretty good. I think I'll mix these two cereals together again."

Lame smiled and proceeded to finish her cereal. The brunette then went to her computer and did stuff on the wired. Which is basically the internet, but with virtual reality shit or something. She ate virtual cereal as she discussed her cereal related experiments with others. After a long while; her bedtime came, and she left the wired.

"Today was a fun day, I always like experimenting with cereal."

Adorned in her retarded bear pajamas, she tucked herself in bed. Her father came into the room and asked if she wanted to hear a bedtime story. Lame said yes.

"Once upon a time, there was an anime called Serial Experiments Lain. It was pretentious, riddled with faux-symbolic nonsense and had obnoxious fans. Kind of like that show Neon Genesis Evangelion, which is also terrible. After a few decades, everyone forgot it existed. The end."

Lame fell asleep and her daddy kissed her on the forehead.

THE END