A/N: Okay, didn't expect to see anything other than POTC on here, did you? I decided that I was going to post these because Mar liked them, and I said, "What the heck. Why not?" My friend and I made these two songs up while in the pool one hot day last summer, and they're quite funny. The first one is sung to the tune of "Good Morning Baltimore" from the musical Hairspray, and the second one to the tune of "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. The whole idea came from my friend telling me that when her mom first saw Hairspray, she thought they were singing "Good morning Voldemort" rather than "Good morning Baltimore", and then, two hours later, we had four notebook pages filled with these songs. Enjoy, but do keep in mind that these are parodies and not meant to be literary masterpieces. They're for entertainment purposes only.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own the tunes I borrowed from Hairspray and The Little Mermaid.
Good Morning Voldemort
Sung by Harry Potter
Oh Oh Oh
Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do
Oh Oh Oh
Hiding from something that I can't see
That's following me
My scar splits in two
What am I supposed to do
It's like a signal he's coming for me
Oh Oh Oh
Pulling me out to the place that I don't want to be
Good Morning Voldemort!
Every day's like a closed door
Every night is a scary dream
Every sound's like a wolverine
Good Morning Voldemort!
And someday when I meet you again
The world's gonna wake up and see
The boy who lived, lives on
Oh Oh Oh
Look at my hair
It goes everywhere…it's uncontrollable
Oh Oh Oh
I've got my broomstick, my cloak and my wand
I'm ready to go!
The rats in the street
All cower at my feet
They seem to say "Oh no! He's coming!"
So Oh Oh
Please hold me back
Cuz today I may never come home!
Good morning Voldemort!
There's my cousin who can't fit through the door
There's the Weasley that I adore
But Voldemort scares me to the core
Good morning Voldemort!
And someday when I face you again
The world's gonna wake up and see
The boy who lived, lives on
I know every spell
I know ever charm
But I know Voldemort will do me harm
I see the green light flash ahead
So someone save me before I drop dead!
So Oh Oh
Give me a chance
With Ginny's romance before the Dark Lord kills me!
Oh Oh Oh
Something inside of me makes me shake
When I'm in his wake
My guts tell me no
But my heart tells me go
I have to stop him before the end
Oh Oh Oh
Don't make me wait one more moment for my life to change!
You evil Voldemort
Every day's like a closed door!
Every night is a scary dream
Every sound's like a wolverine
And I promise Voldemort
That someday when I meet you again
The world's gonna wake up and see
The boy who lived, lives on!
