Guilt!
The T.A.R.D.I.S interface flickered on, imitating the first doctor.
"No, I didn't like being old!"
Second doctor.
"Guilt!"
Third doctor.
"More guilt!"
Fourth doctor.
"I miss that scarf…"
Fith doctor.
"No, too weird."
Sixth doctor.
"Let's face it, he was boring."
Seventh doctor.
"Still boring!"
Eighth doctor.
"Damn it, the master kicked his ass!"
Ninth doctor.
"G-U-I-L-T-Y!"
Tenth doctor.
"Awwww… hated the mole."
Eleventh doctor.
"No, not him, someone I actually like!"
Susan.
"No, that's still insanely guilty."
Sarah Jane.
"Not getting any better!"
K-9.
"Dude! A robot dog! Really!"
Rose.
"GUILTY!"
Martha.
"I do NOT love her!"
Donna.
"EVEN MORE GUILT!"
Amy.
"Oh come on, is there anyone I haven't screwed around?"
Little Amy.
"FINALLY!"
