Stranger: hello

You: KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!

Stranger: no thank may i ask why

You: Because I am very man that someone who was dead 5000 years ago effed up my life so I'm going to take it out by playing a childrens card game.

Stranger: may I play with you

You: Sure. I summon MEGA UTERLA CHICKEN!

Stranger: are you a nazi

You: No, Kaiba is the ones With Nazis I have Steves.

Stranger: oh because that makes senses

You: They follow me because of my Rod, witch I keep clenched firmly between my buttock

Stranger: ok bye

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Stranger: MONSTER TRUCKS!

You: CARD GAMES!

You: ON MOTER CYCLES!

Stranger: RISK!

Stranger: ON TANKS

You: KILLE YOUR FAMILY KILL YOUR FAMILY

Stranger: whoa man

Stranger: that's too far

You: I Killed my father after he made me watch live action dinsey movies then wiped me

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Stranger: hey

You: Hello. Want to help me destroy the pharaoh?

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello I'm trying to destroy the Pharaoh wanna help?

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You: Hello, Is your name Steve?

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Stranger: Heyy

You: Hello I'm trying to destroy the pharaoh wanna help?

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You: Hello can you tell my sister I am not gay?

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello I'm trying to destroy the Pharaoh

Stranger: hahaha

You: Want to help?

Stranger: no

You: Is your name steve?

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Stranger: hi

You: Hello I want to destroy the pharaoh

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Stranger: Hey 19 m us

Stranger: How are you?

You: Hi im 16 and I lve in a tomb

Stranger: Okay?

You: Im not very good, my evil alter ego killed my father when I was ten.

You: Don't hug him

You: His hugs are deadly

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Stranger: would you tell me..?

You: Do you think because a man likes to read yaoi that he's gay?

Stranger: it seems that i am gay

Stranger: stuff my ass. come in

Stranger: your fingers.

You: I'm not gay. Bakuta says I am but I'm not.

You: I mean Bakura

Stranger: bakura?

You: Yea. White hair, looks like a kitty

You: Has a gay dar

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: change the world, change the gay,

You: Well the Gay dar belongs to his Hakairi but he always has it

Stranger: ahan

You: .....So Do you like Duel Monsters?

Stranger: hm? yugi oh?

You: Yea! I'm Marik. I don't have Much to do since 4kids cansled us

Stranger: duel master.... you are..

You: Yep. I'm waaaaaay better then the Pharaoh's brat

Stranger: hahan

Stranger: let`s duel

Stranger: blue eyes dragon ...

You: MEGA ULTAA CHICKEN!

Stranger: my legs is kfc,,,

Stranger: so oily

Stranger: and my keybords too.

You: ooooooooooooookay then. Can we get back to the duel?

Stranger: yeah i see.

Stranger: join us!

You: ...Your the kind of people my sister told me to stay away from on the surface.

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: i am 10..

You: I knew the surface was bad. I didn't meet any Seagulls or princes :((

You: I'm 16

Stranger: you are my bro. look like.

You: but I was 10 when my evil alter ego killed my father

Stranger: oh.

You: Melvin is really mean. He tried to kill odion, But Odion is a ass

Stranger: so...?

Stranger: ahan

You: IS your name Steve?

Stranger: oh odion

Stranger: steve maceen

Stranger: look like movie star.

You: YES! I USE MY GOLDEN ROD ON YOU! NOW YOUR MU MIND SLAVE!

Stranger: whao

You: I knew keeping this rod clenched firmly between my buttocks is a good idea

Stranger: love slave....

You: not love slave. Mind Slave

Stranger: ahan

Stranger: all need is love...

You: You have to play childerns card games for me. And Trap teens in burning buildings

Stranger: let`s play!

You: OK Now go get Yuugis Puzzle!

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: !

You: You know what I like you. that last guy said I was a failed abortion

Stranger: omg.

You: He was very mean he said that I wasn't really Marik and that everything I knew was a lie T~T

Stranger: (

Stranger: lie...

You: Know what else we should do? we should give The fangirls Bakura's Adress!

Stranger: give me---

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You: Hi I'm Marik I want to destroy the Pharaoh

Stranger: Hi! I'm Kiseki and I want to rule theworld

You: No thats what I'm going to do. I have an army of Steves what do you have?

Stranger: An army of charas, and a magical, wish-granting egg

You: I also have egyptian god cards

You: and a big rod I keep firmly clenched between my buttocks

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