"Mario! Get up! We're gonna be late for school!" Mario was woken up by his brother Luigi's high-pitched screaming. He yawned and sat up, rubbing his eyes and groaning with sleepiness. His brother was wearing baggy jeans and a backwards Starfox t-shirt, and he was brushing his teeth in a hurry. "We'll both get detention if you make us late again!"
"Oh shit!" Mario cursed as he looked at the time. School started in 10 minutes. "I was supposed to meat Peach before first period! You should've woken me up earlier you little squirt!" He hopped up out of bed and rushed to the bathroom for a quick shower, then threw on his thick red overcoat and blue jeans. In 5 minutes, they were both out the door and on Mario's motorcycle. He began driving down the road, going as fast as he could. He didn't realize how fast he was speeding, and once he turned the corner, he heard a police siren from behind.
"Oh, great! Now we're gonna be arrested!" Luigi said angrily and he rolled his eyes at his brother. "Now we'll never make it to school on time."
Mario wasn't at all fazed by this new threat. His grip on the handlebars only tightened. "Shut up, Weeg, I've got everything taken care of. You forget that I'm the most popular guy in school."
The police car drove up beside them and rolled down his window. "Hey you crazy kids! What the hell do you think you're doing?! You're going 60 in a 35 zone!"
"Relax, piggie. I'm Mario, you may recognize me from the football team." He glared at him through his cool shades and gave him a sly grin, twiddling his mustache.
The police officer saluted him. "Ah, yes! Mario! Good to see you boy. Carry on, sorry to have bothered you." The police car then drove off out of site, allowing Mario and Luigi to continue on their way. Mario sped off down the road, and with only 3 minutes to spare, they finally made it to the front entrance. Mario parked, and the brothers quickly raced inside the building. After a quick visit to their lockers, they both headed to their first period science class that they shared together, but when they were almost to the door, Mario spotted Peach leaning against the wall next to the door. She looked angry and impatient.
Peach turned her head to see Mario walk towards her. "Where have you been? You were almost late again because you overslept again, didn't you?" she scolded as she crossed her arms and tapped her foot, "Did you forget that I needed to talk to you?"
"I'm sorry, Peach, I tried to get here on time. Football class was killer last night." He rubbed her arm and kissed her cheek for forgiveness. "Can't we just meet after school? I don't have practise today, so maybe I could take you out on a date to make it up to you."
Peach sighed, but smiled sweetly at her popular boyfriend. "Okay, that does sound nice. I'd love that, Mario." She kissed his cheek back. "Just be sure to be on time this time. It's important. We'll meet behind the school right after last period." She hurried off to her class with her pink textbooks in hand, and Mario could peak her panties from under her short cheerleader skirt as she ran off.
Mario and Luigi entered their class and got in their seats right before the bell rung. Mario sat at the lab table with his friends, Goombario and Koops, who weren't as popular as Mario but still pretty popular. Luigi sat with his friends at his table, who were nerds like him. His best friends were Captain Toad, who always talks about dumb nerdy shit in class, and Yoshi. He's a weird foreign exchange student from Yoshi's Island and no one can ever understand what he's saying.
After a few minutes, their teacher, Professor E. Gadd finally came in. "Good morning, everyone. Glad to see that everyone is accounted for, for once. Today, we'll be continuing our lesson on the human anatomy." He went to the chalk board and started drawing two naked human figures, one male and one female. He drew the female first, and then took his time with the male figure, making sure to draw out every little detail of the body. Some of the lines were a little squiggly due to his hands shaking. "Now, we're going to do a quick memory exercise to show what we've learned. I'll need one of you strapping young lads to come up and volunteer for this little game." Many students raised their hands, but Gadd just ignored them, but he pretended to look around anyways. "Hmm...Ah, yes, Luigi!" he said excitedly even though Luigi did not volunteer.
Luigi looked up from the anime George Takei he was drawing on his notebook paper. "Huh? M-me?" he said nervously. Luigi didn't like being up in front of everyone. He wasn't brave or cool like his brother, and people usually laugh when he messes up even when Mario threatens them with violence.
"Yes, come up here, sonny! Don't be shy now." He watched the teenager as he slowly walked to the front of the class. "Good, now turn your back to the board so you can't see my diagrams. Don't need you cheating! Now, the rule of this little exercise is that when I name a part of the body, you point to it on your body. Easy enough?"
"Uh, y-yeah! That doesn't sound too hard." Luigi said with confidence. He looked to his brother and they gave each other a thumbs up.
"OK, we'll start now!" He looked at his drawings and decided on a body part to start with. "Now, point at...your nose!" Luigi did as commanded, and he poked his large nose with his finger. He grinned and lightly giggled, easing into the game easily and treating it as if it were a game of Simon Says. "Point to your chest!" Luigi puffed out his chest and poked it with his thumb. "Now your belly button!" Luigi pointed to it." "Now..." E. Gadd licked his lips, getting excited with this game. He began breathing heavily and brought his hands together. "Now...I-I want you to...to touch...your...human penis."
"Uhhh..." Luigi froze, confused by his teacher's request. He didn't know how he felt about touching such a sensitive area in front of his entire class. He'd barely been able to practise at home. "My...what?"
"Your penis, Luigi. Show me where your penis is located on your anatomy." E. Gadd was getting really sweaty and impatient as he continued to pressure Luigi into giving into his demands. "Don't be such a pansy ass, Luigi, it's for educational purposes."
"Come on, Luigi!" Mario called out from his seat, "Just touch your dick! You're gonna make me look bad!"
Luigi's hands trembled as he looked at his brother, and then the rest of the class, who were all staring intently at him. They were all waiting on him. The lesson couldn't continue until he did it, and he didn't want the teacher to fail him. Letting out a whimper, he shut his eyes and turned his head and he slowly lowered his hand to his groin. He then began lightly palming his penis with his thumb and forefinger. "H...here."
"You don't sound very confident," E. Gadd said sternly. "Harder." Luigi uncurled his fingers and reluctantly began clutching onto his well-developed genitalia, grabbing a large handfull of cock and balls. He kept squeezing and squeezing and E. Gadd took notes in his little notepad and watched, his eyes fixated on Luigi's lower half. After 30 seconds of the green twin touching himself and silently crying, E. Gadd closed his notebook and nodded his head. "Very good, Luigi. Now wasn't that a fun exercise! You've certainly learned a lot in this class, boy. Keep up the good work!" He sent Luigi back to his seat and continued on with the lesson.
The rest of the day went by pretty slowly for Mario. He couldn't help but wonder about what Peach wanted to talk about. What if she wanted to break up or something? Or what if she wanted to tell him that she'd been cheating on him? Lots of negative thoughts crossed his mind, but he quickly dismissed them, telling himself that Peach loved him as much as he loved her. They were the perfect high school couple.
At last, 4th period has passed, and school was over for the day. Mario and Luigi both exited the school building, and Luigi decided to get a ride from Captain Toad's mom so he can go over to his house to play video games. Mario walked around the school to the very back to meet his girlfriend. She wasn't there yet, so he watched car videos on his phone until she walked up to him a few minutes later. "Hi, Mario!"
"Hey, Peachie," he said with a smile before they exchanged a deep, sexy kiss, their arms wrapped around each other. "What did you wanna talk about?"
"Well," Peach began talking, her eyes trailing off to the ground, "I was just thinking...we've been dating for a while, you know? Like, what, since sophomore year?"
"Yeah, that's right. Fuck, I didn't forget our anniversary, did I?" Mario asked, worried.
"No, silly!" Peach giggled, then got serious, "It's just that all of my other friends, Rosalina, Pauline, and the others, have already had sex with their boyfriends, yet we haven't had sex yet. I just wanted to ask you if we could do it sometime!"
Mario frowned. "I dunno, Peach. Premarital sex isn't very cool. You know how much God hates that. Besides, we should only have sex when we're ready for children since that's what it's for."
"We could wear a condom! Or I have those birth control pills that Pauline gave me. She says they really work!" Peach said.
Mario frowned some more and shook his head, and said, "No, Peach, they didn't have contraceptives in the Bible. Let's just wait until we're married, okay?"
Peach sighed sadly and crossed her arms, disappointed that Mario refused her offer for sex. "That'll take forever...but, I'll wait for you Mario, if that's what you really want. But," she said as she looked into his eyes, "will you promise me that you'll at least think about it?"
Mario looked into her eyes and agreed. "Okay, I'll think about it. But no promises." They held hands as they walked to the parking lot and got on Mario's motorcycle, and they drove off to go on their date. They went to a nice burger diner and shared a milkshake, and then went to see a drive-in movie. And they did it all without having one sex.
