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50 Ways to get yourself killed by Organization 13

Steal Luxord's cards

Threaten to poke out Xigbar's other eye

Ask Axel to light a candle, blow it out, and then ask him to light it again. Repeat

Rock out on Demyx's sitar

Put stinky stuff in Zexion's room

Shoot nerf darts at Saix's forehead

Steal all of Larexene's underwear, and put it in Xemnas's room

Ask Axel is he wants to have a water gun fight with you

Completely mess up Vexen's lab, and then blame it on Xigbar

Ask Marluxia for a bouquet of roses

Cheat at poker with Luxord, and take all his money

Hit Xaldin on the head with a newspaper, and claim you thought he had a giant spider on his head

Call Zexion a little emo kid

Challenge Xibar to a race with scissors

Keep calling Saix the 'moon man'

Keep calling Roxas 'Sora'

Tell Xion she's just a generic brand of Sora

Ask Marluxia who does his hair

Ask Xemnas if he feels like a mother, having to deal with all these weirdos

Throw water on Axel, and then call him a 'wet match'

Ask Lexaeus a very complicated question, and when he stops to think tell him he's all brawn in no brain

Keep tripping Demyx as he runs by

Redesign Zexion's room to a Barbie girl theme

Run up behind Vexen, and scream as loudly as possible. Point and laugh as he faints.

Talk to Lexaeus very slowly, carefully annunciating each syllable

Randomly beat people upside the head with Demyx's sitar

Shave off Axel's hair, and run like hell

Tell Larexene that Xaldin wants to make out with her

Repeatedly ask Luxord why he wears ear rings

Ask Xemnas if this job has given him all those grey hairs

Put hair dye in Larexene's shampoo bottle, blame on Roxas

Keep poking Roxas with a stick until he cries

Ask Xion if she has ever had an identity crisis

Ask Xibar if he's trying to be a pirate, because it's not working

Tell Demyx that Xemnas is giving him a pop quiz in five minutes, and he better not fail it. Watch him panic

Mix random chemicals together in Vexen's lab. Offer to Xigbar as a drink

Tell Xigbar he stinks because he's number 2

Ask Xaldin if he was a monkey in his past life

Tell Marluxia that Demyx was digging up his flower garden, again

Ask Saix if he has that X on his face so that people will have a target when they want to punch him

Tell Larexene that her coat makes her look fat

Warn Roxas that Vexen likes little boys o_O

Ask Marluxia if he's gay, because Xaldin told you what they did last night. Run away in fear when he doesn't call the bluff

Bet Xigbar that he can't hit Saix in his forehead. Plead ignorance when he does

Question Larexene, Xion, and Marluxia on how they feel living with a bunch of men

Tell Marluxia that he's the fruitiest grim reaper that you've ever seen

Dye Xemnas's hair in his sleep. When he gets angry, claim you were only trying to make him look younger

Steal Xaldin's spears and stab people with the spears as they walk by

Frantically look around Marluxia's room. When he demands to know what you're doing, say you're trying to find where all the flower petals keep coming from

Take a photo of the organization eating breakfast in the morning, while still in their pjs, and send it to Sora and all his friends. Don't they look scary?


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