Disclaimer: I do not own any of kingdom hearts people, possible OOC
50 Ways to get yourself killed by Organization 13
Steal Luxord's cards
Threaten to poke out Xigbar's other eye
Ask Axel to light a candle, blow it out, and then ask him to light it again. Repeat
Rock out on Demyx's sitar
Put stinky stuff in Zexion's room
Shoot nerf darts at Saix's forehead
Steal all of Larexene's underwear, and put it in Xemnas's room
Ask Axel is he wants to have a water gun fight with you
Completely mess up Vexen's lab, and then blame it on Xigbar
Ask Marluxia for a bouquet of roses
Cheat at poker with Luxord, and take all his money
Hit Xaldin on the head with a newspaper, and claim you thought he had a giant spider on his head
Call Zexion a little emo kid
Challenge Xibar to a race with scissors
Keep calling Saix the 'moon man'
Keep calling Roxas 'Sora'
Tell Xion she's just a generic brand of Sora
Ask Marluxia who does his hair
Ask Xemnas if he feels like a mother, having to deal with all these weirdos
Throw water on Axel, and then call him a 'wet match'
Ask Lexaeus a very complicated question, and when he stops to think tell him he's all brawn in no brain
Keep tripping Demyx as he runs by
Redesign Zexion's room to a Barbie girl theme
Run up behind Vexen, and scream as loudly as possible. Point and laugh as he faints.
Talk to Lexaeus very slowly, carefully annunciating each syllable
Randomly beat people upside the head with Demyx's sitar
Shave off Axel's hair, and run like hell
Tell Larexene that Xaldin wants to make out with her
Repeatedly ask Luxord why he wears ear rings
Ask Xemnas if this job has given him all those grey hairs
Put hair dye in Larexene's shampoo bottle, blame on Roxas
Keep poking Roxas with a stick until he cries
Ask Xion if she has ever had an identity crisis
Ask Xibar if he's trying to be a pirate, because it's not working
Tell Demyx that Xemnas is giving him a pop quiz in five minutes, and he better not fail it. Watch him panic
Mix random chemicals together in Vexen's lab. Offer to Xigbar as a drink
Tell Xigbar he stinks because he's number 2
Ask Xaldin if he was a monkey in his past life
Tell Marluxia that Demyx was digging up his flower garden, again
Ask Saix if he has that X on his face so that people will have a target when they want to punch him
Tell Larexene that her coat makes her look fat
Warn Roxas that Vexen likes little boys o_O
Ask Marluxia if he's gay, because Xaldin told you what they did last night. Run away in fear when he doesn't call the bluff
Bet Xigbar that he can't hit Saix in his forehead. Plead ignorance when he does
Question Larexene, Xion, and Marluxia on how they feel living with a bunch of men
Tell Marluxia that he's the fruitiest grim reaper that you've ever seen
Dye Xemnas's hair in his sleep. When he gets angry, claim you were only trying to make him look younger
Steal Xaldin's spears and stab people with the spears as they walk by
Frantically look around Marluxia's room. When he demands to know what you're doing, say you're trying to find where all the flower petals keep coming from
Take a photo of the organization eating breakfast in the morning, while still in their pjs, and send it to Sora and all his friends. Don't they look scary?
AN: hope you enjoyed. if I get enough reviews, I'll make a part two, so please review :)
Sequel is up! :)
