It was 3 AM and Radon was still awake. He couldn't sleep because of what had happened earlier. He was pacing around his room, thinking about what he had done. He wanted to stop thinking about it but it was the only thing on his mind. He picked up his phone and dialed Wusa's number.
On the third ring, Wusa answered, "What the BAZINGA man? It's 3 AM!" He said sleepily.
"We need to talk, man. It's been on my mind the whole night." Radon babbled on, "I can't think, I can't eat, I can't sleep ... If Anna finds out, she'll leave me, Wusa!" He sobbed.
"Calm down. What are you going on about?" Asked Wusa.
"Today at Greesy Phil's, remember ? I can't stop thinking about it I feel like pulling my hair out!" Radon said with slight irritation in his voice.
"Oh right that was great, wasn't it? Listen, we can talk about it tomorrow, but right now I want to sleep." Wusa said as he hung up.
"Chez! Chez! Oh great, he hung up . . ."
The next morning came and Radon was exhausted, he was up all night, thinking. As soon as he opened his eyes, he collapsed on his bed and fell asleep. Anna woke him up later in the day. "Wusa phoned, he said you must meet him at Greesy Phil's at 4pm."
"Okay, Anna, thanks."
It was close to 4pm and Radon was getting ready to go. He put his t-shirt on and boxers but forgot to put on his pants. He searched everywhere for his car keys and finally found it in the dining room. He hurried out and drove to the local Thrift Shop Restraunt, he finally arrived at exactly 4pm.
He walked inside realizing people were looking at him funnily, but not knowing why so he decided to ignore them. He walked to where Wusa was seated and greeted, "Hey, man"
"Hey," Wusa greeted, "Nice pants." He added with a smirk.
Radon looked down at his naked legs with only boxers covering his bottom part; his face burned with embarrassment and he quickly sat down. When he sat down he heard a Whoopee Cushion go off.
"Classic. Practical. Jokes. BAZINGA!" Wusa screamed as he ecksdee'd so hard, he ruptured his ovary.
"So," Radon started, "We have to talk about what happened yesterday. I was awake all night thinking about it and thinking about what TEELAR might think of it."
"Calm down, Radony boy. Everything will be fine."Wusa said as he looked deeply into Radon's big brown eyes. Before he realized it, he got lost in the moment.
Radon stared back into Wusa's eyes, "Oh no, it's happening again. I can't do it!" Radon screamed as he ran out and got in his car to drive to the Classic. Practical. Jokes. Store.
Wusa sat there confused, thinking to himself, Was it a CLASSIC, PRACTICAL, JOKE? Do we really ...? He couldn't stand the thought of it.
Radon got home and went straight to his room. He got buried under the blankets and started thinking. He didn't want tomorrow to come, the guys were going to get together to discuss the Minutes To Midnight album. He didn't want to face Wusa, he hated the thought of it. He was about to sleep when OG Mudbone came through his wall and looked him in the eye.
"BAZINGA! CLASSIC PRACTICAL JOKES MY DICK! GET LOW!" OG screamed. It was all ogre for Radon, he took it like a man. If he was going to go out, he'd at least go with a bang. He took it like a man and his body exploded.
And that's how the universe was made, it all started with a big BANG
