Unexpected Crossovers

Behold, my 50th fanfic! I never thought I'd probably get this far, honestly. I hope you enjoy it, and please be constructive. ^^ I actually removed the 'Peach in sports outfit' aspect completely to make it more appropriate.


After saving the eggs again, the 10 Angry Birds protecting and loving the eggs. The birds were a red one named Red, a yellow one named Chuck, three blue ones named The Blues; Blue Jay, Blue Jake and Blue Jim, a black one named Bomb, a white one named Matilda, a green one named Al, a large crimson one named Terence, a orange one named Bubbles, a pink one named Stella and a huge eagle named the Mighty Eagle.

"We'll always protect you from those green losers." Red said to the eggs.

"We assure you." Chuck smiled, putting straw into the nest to keep them comfy.

Then a portal appeared.

"What's that? Another portal to space?" Al said.

"Doesn't look like it to me." Bomb said.

"We love portals! They're fun to go in!" The Blues said happily.

"Let's go in." Matilda said.

The Blues cheered.

They entered the portal with the eggs.

Then the pigs came in, with all of them being green. A small one, Tiny Weiner, a medium one, Oinkie, a large one, Snorter, one with a helmet, Ironoink, one with a mustache, Grampig, and finally, the big one, King Hog, with a total of 5 Bad Piggies. They then saw that the eggs were gone!

"What? How is that possible?!" King Hog said.

"Wait, look." Grampig said.

They saw bird tracks to a portal.

"Let's go in." Ironoink said.

They entered the portal as well.


Mario was at his house, eating spaghetti and meatballs.

"Mmm...I love Italian food just as much as those power-ups." Mario said.

Luigi came in.

"Hey, Mario!" Luigi said cheerfully.

"Hey, Luigi!" Mario said happily. "What's going on?"

"Would you like to chat outside?" Luigi said.

"Of course." Mario said with a smile.


They go outside and talk.

"To be honest, I don't really get much, aside of two games. You basically got all the franchise, even the-" Luigi got cut off.

"I don't think we should speak of that again. 1993 was a tough year for us. So let's pretend that it didn't happen." Mario said.

"Alright." Luigi said.

Then a portal appeared.

"Mamma-mia!" Mario said in shock. "What's that?"

"Looks like a portal. There might be some monsters in there..." Luigi said in fear.

"For once I think you're right." Mario said.

But it wasn't any monster, alien or demon. Ten birds with no limbs appeared out of the vortex. It was the Angry Birds.

"Huh? Birds?" Mario said, confused.

"Who are you?" Luigi said.

"We're the Angry Birds. We found this portal that popped out of nowhere, and through curiosity, we went in. Now we're here. I'm gonna assume that this is the Mushroom Kingdom and that you're the Mario Bros., right?" Red said.

"Yeah, how do you know?" Mario said.

"We've heard about you a lot." Chuck said.
"I know, there's quite a bunch of hype about us." Luigi said.

The birds looked around, and then screamed.

"What's wrong?!" Mario said, jumpscared.

"Look!" Red said.

Mario saw green pigs taking three eggs!

"Who are they?" Luigi said.

"They're the Bad Piggies, our lifelong foes. They always steal our eggs, and it ticks me off!" Bomb said.

"Oh." Mario said, before hearing a laugh.

"Oh, no." Luigi said.

"What is it?" Blue Jay said.

"Is it your foe?" Blue Jake said.

"Are you thinking weird?" Blue Jim said.

"He's him. He's back." Luigi said, shuddering.

"Who's back?" Matilda said.

"It's Bowser..." Luigi said, scared. Mario hugged him, comforting him.

They saw a huge, burly Dragon-Koopa in a Koopa Clown Car, taking a princess with him.

"Who's that?" Terence said.

"Peach, my girlfriend." Mario said. "She's the one I always save, like you save your eggs."

"Ah." Bubbles said.

"Glad I'm not a damsel." Stella said.

"Enough stalling! We gotta rescue them!" Mighty said.

"Let's-a go!" Mario said.

The newly assembled team ran off.

The villains escaped successfully, but the heroes still gone after them.

MEANWHILE...


In Bowser's castle, the eggs were in a cage, with a tag. "Wee wul eet dees." (or We will eat these) was crudely written on it. Peach on the other hand, was in a cage.

"Bwahaha...Another kidnapping, another day." Bowser chuckled.

"Can't wait for dinner with those eggs. I always liked eggnog! Heheheheheh!" King Pig laughed.

"Mario, help me...This cage is uncomfortable." Peach thought to herself, hoping that Mario would save her.


THE END

Again, be constructive, especially since that this is my 50th fanfic. ^^