Disclaimers: I do not own Fairy Tail or the Moana themes
A/N: Praise the sun. I finally have a complete fan-fic. This is what happens when I'm watching Moana while writing the next chapter for Romeo Rising.
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"Today is the day that your reign of terror ends, Acnologia!", Natsu shouted as he Gajeel, Laxus, Cobra, Wendy, Sting, and Rouge face down the Dragon King, "No more will the world suffer your wrath!"
"Heh, you vermin. If anything you should be grateful to me!"
"Why should we be grateful to scum like you?", Gajeel shouted causing Acnologia to raise an eyebrow.
"Seriously, you're not thankful?"
Everyone, including Laxus and Cobra, throw confuses glances at one another, "Should we be?", Wendy asks.
"Yeah, I could have easily tracked any of you down and kill you anytime I wanted", Acnologia points at Natsu, "Especially "Salamander" here who basically broadcast that he was the "Fire Dragon-Slayer" to everyone he met."
Natsu scratched the back of his head with a nervous chuckle.
He then turns his attention to Sting and Rouge, "And let us not forget the "Twin Dragons of Sabertooth" because you know that wasn't going to get my attention seeing how I killed off a majority of the dragons."
"I thought it was a cool name", Sting grumbled as Rouge turn his head away in embarrassment.
"It would seem the only ones who actually did a decent job in keeping a low profile were the dragon-slayers who weren't even trained by dragons", as Acnologia gave a slight nod to Laxus and Cobra who gave an awkward nod in return, "And that includes that God Serena fellow."
"I don't think I was ever famous before joining Fairy Tail", Wendy voiced up only to be ignored by the Dragon King.
The fact that I let you live up to this very moment should be considered nothing less than a generous gift because it's not like I had anything keeping my attention", Acnologia explained.
"Wait? What? Huh?", Natsu said, clearly confused.
"I believe what you're struggling to say is "thank you".
"Thank you?", Rouge questioned.
"You're welcome", Acnologia said with a smile.
"No, wait. He didn't mean that", Cobra try to say, but Acnologia was already chuckling and random music was already starting to play in the background.
Okay, okay, I sense what's happening here
You're face to face with your demise and it's strange
You don't even know how to feel,
it's pathetic
But it's nice to see that humans never change
Let me hear your cries , it is time for the end
Yes, it's really me, Acnologia, take it in
I know it's a lot, the markings, the breath
When you're facing the embodiment of Death
"Man, he has a great voice", Sting commented, only to have the others, including Wendy, to throw him a strange look, "What? He does!"
What can I say except you're welcome
For the destruction, the mayhem, and the boom
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
It's just to let you know here comes your doom
Hey, what has two wings and darken the sky
When you were back on Tenrou, this guy
When your dragons got bold, who came and stole their very souls
You're looking at him, yo
Also, I haunt your nightmares, you're welcome
To make sure you know the true meaning of fear
Also, I cut down God Serena, you're welcome
So be grateful that his ass is not here
So what can I say except you're welcome
For your island, I blew up at sea
Hey there's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome
You'll get no mercy from the Dragon King
You're welcome, you're welcome
"Tenrou didn't blow up", Gajeel chided in, "Fairy Sphere blocked his attack."
"Quiet, I want to hear the rest of this song", Laxus ordered.
Well, come to think of it
Pests, honestly, I could go on and on
I could explain every cataclysm phenomenon
An earthquake, a hurricane, ending the Dragon war
Oh, that was just Acnologia whenever he got bored
I attacked a country, I turned it to ash
Knowing my temper, it won't be the last
So what's the lesson? What can the world take away?
Don't mess with Acnologia when he's on a rampage.
And my legends that are spread across the land
Tells everyone of the powers I command
Me and my magic, we make the apocalypse happen,
Look at me go as I start to tippity tappin,
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey
"Have to admit, genocidal bastard that he is, Acnologia is a great tap dancer", Cobra said as the others nodded their heads in agreement.
"Yeah, the fact that he is leaving mini-craters in his wake doesn't even seem to bother me", Gajeel stated.
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome,
For letting you live this long
Hey, it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
At least you got to hear a catchy song
Hey it's your day to say "you're welcome"
Because it's time for me to get up and go
I'm flying away, away, you're welcome
Going to give Magnolia my one-hit KO
You're welcome, you're welcome
Because it's time for everyone to die!
OMAKE
I killed Igneel, I turned him to ash
Hopefully Natsu, you can learn from the past
A/N: Acnologa tap dancing, that is all. And to be honest, Acnologia could have tracked them down whenever he wanted to and killed them. It's not like he was doing anything. Might do more of these if I get requests.
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