Summary: Harry decides to avenge his hurt pride, and who is he to complain if it stops Ron' theme song singing, tiptoeing, Harry annoying ways at the same time?
WARNING!: There be slash (maleXmale) here, though mild. If you do not like, do not read this story.
Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Harry Potter or James bond for that matter. I do own the plot though. :)
Author' Note:
This is my first Draco/Ron story. Also, don't forget to check out the pole on my profile, along with all my other stories.
Reviews (as always) are LOVED. =D
Killing Two Birds With One Stone
Chapter One
Harry was tired of watching his best mate avoid his crush. It was getting ridiculous. Hiding behind the suits of armor, peeking around corners before turning them, and not to mention the theme song. Harry now cursed the day they had let Hermione talk them into going to watch that James Bond movie at the cinema.
"Do do do do do do Duh duh duh duh duh!" was heard coming from the redhead as he tiptoed towards the Great Hall for dinner.
It's okay Harry, he thought to himself, deep breaths. You will resist…
Thwack!
Ahhhh…quiet, Harry thought happily, sweet blissful quiet…So what if he had snapped and slapped his best friend? The quiet was definitely worth it…
"Oi, what was that for?" Ron pouted as he rubbed his arm.
Harry simply raised an eyebrow.
"You hit like a girl!" the redhead continued, not realizing the danger he was in.
"Do not." Harry pouted.
"Do too." Ron countered.
"Not."
"Too."
"N-"
"Enough!" Hermione snapped, her patience at its end.
"Yes ma'am." They mumbled in unison.
I've trained them well; Hermione couldn't help but think with a small smile as they entered the Hall.
"Do not," Harry, mumbled under his breath for good measure as they began to fill their plates. Just because he was delicate and slapped didn't mean that he hit like a girl.
He would get his revenge…and he had just the idea that would stop Ron from continuing his annoying theme song humming, tiptoeing, Harry annoying ways. And taking into consideration the parties involved and the castle' particular way of doing things his way…
He could have this whole ordeal wrapped up and done with very soon indeed.
"Mwahahahaa…"
"Harry mate, you've got to stop doing that. You're scaring the first years again." Ron informed him matter-of-factly.
"Erm, was that out loud?" Harry asked.
"Yup," Ron answered, as Hermione raised a questioning eyebrow his way.
"Oops?"
Lol, this is quite a fun story to write. :)
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~Autumn Skyie
