YOLO
Donnie x April Leo x Karai Raphael x MonaLisa Mikey x Renet
Donatello has created a chat.
Donatello has added Leonardo.
Donatello: Leo I need your help now!
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Leonardo: What's wrong?
Donatello: What should I get April for Valentine's day?!
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Donatello has added Michelangelo.
Donatello: Mikey I need hlp pls!
Michelangelo has joined the chat.
Michelangelo: Sure bruh, wazup?
Michelangelo: ...oh
Donatello: So?
MIchelangelo: I wuz gonna ask u the same thing bout Renet
Donatello: Get her a cool watch.
Michelangelo: Thts gr8t! Gtg bye!
Michelangelo has left the chat.
Donatello: Mikey wait! I still need help!
Donatello: Ugh...I didn't want to do this…
Donatello has added Casey Jones.
Casey Jones: Hey gap tooth.
Donatello: What should I get April for Valentine's Day?
Casey Jones: Me.
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Leonardo has joined the chat.
Leonardo: Alright, so I hv an idea fr u
Leonardo: …
Donatello: I thought you abandoned me!
Donatello: What's the idea?
Leonardo has added Raphael.
Donatello: I don't want him here! This is why I DIDN'T ADD HIM!
Leonardo: Well getting his help is my only idea bc I'm still trying to think of something for Karai.
Raphael: I don't ge dont want me here-seems like im the only 1 who got my gf a gift
Donatello: U and Mona do Valentine's Day?!
Raphael: No its the Salamandrian equivalent. We hv 2 lick each others cheek all day nd the 1 with the most licks wins.
Leonardo: REALLY?!
Donatello: Oh my god Raph I'm so sorry.
Raphael: I'm being sarcastic u moron! Of course Mona nd I celebrate Valentine's day-we're the only 1s out of all u idiots who r actually dating!
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Michelangelo: I'm hanging with Mona now and she says the licking thing is legit but u said no…
Raphael: WTF Mikey no!
Michelangelo has renamed the chat: He'd Say Yes if the Licking Was Somewhere Else
Raphael: You piece of shit your so dead!
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Michelangelo has been disconnected.
Leonardo: He wll be remembered as a brv soldier…
Leonardo: I can hear screaming Don…
Leonardo: …
Leonardo: Why do I always hv to save him?
Leonardo has left the chat.
Donatello: Why did I expect any good to come from this?
Raphael has joined chat.
Raphael: Now tht thats takn care of…
Raphael has added Mona Lisa.
Raphael: Ur welcm btw
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Mona Lisa: Raphael says you need help wooing April. Is this true Donatello?
Donatello: Sort of, ya.
Mona Lisa: Very well…
Mona Lisa has renamed the chat: Violet
Mona Lisa has cleared the chat.
Mona Lisa has added April.
Mona Lisa: April, Donatello and I need your help.
April: Sure wassup?
Mona Lisa: Donnie likes this girl named Violet but he's only ever had contact with her on social media. He wants to meet her in person for Valentine's Day and we need help preparing. And I mean-come on-Violet is perfect because he has a purple bandana and everything!
Raphael has joined the chat.
Raphael: I ship it.
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April: Um...sure I'll help I guess…
Mona Lisa: Great!
Mona Lisa: Oh look at that I have to go.
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April: So tell me about Violet. How come I haven't heard about her?
Donatello: She's from Switzerland.
April: I thought u wanted to meet her l8tr?
Donatello: I do...she moved to the U.S. about a yr ago I think.
April: Oh! Cool! So what does she like?
Donatello: Well she really likes...science…
Mona Lisa has joined the chat.
Mona Lisa: Really Donnie? Science? She likes ninjitsu and Disney and wants to be a reporter after she graduates from film school.
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April: ...She sounds a lot like me…
Donatello: SHE'S NOT YOU!
April: Sheesh Don, I was just saying. I didn't realize u hated me so much.
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Donatello: No, April-that's not how I meant it…
Donatello: …
Donatello: I'm sorry.
Donatello: For Christ's sake! Violet's not real! Mona tried to make her so that you'd get jealous! The truth is that I really like you and the earlier part of the chat was deleted. I was trying to figure out what to get you for Valentine's Day. I'm sorry…
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April has joined the chat.
April: Omg rly? I like u 2 Don!
April: Don?
April: Shit I'm coming to find u
April has left the chat.
Donatello has joined the chat.
Donatello: Really?
Donatello: I'm coming for you too!
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Michelangelo has joined the chat.
Michelangelo has renamed the chat: Raph Broke My Spleen
Michelangelo has renamed the chat: I SHIP IT
Mona Lisa has joined the chat.
Mona Lisa: Mikey stop ruining the holiness that is this chat.
Raphael has joined the chat.
Raphael: Thank god-if I hd 2 sit between the 2 of them 'eye-fucking' for 1 more day I was gonna scream.
Michelangelo has renamed the chat: Raph's turned on by Donnie x April smut.
Raphael: U little piece of sht I'm right nxt to u!
Mona Lisa: Why are we texting when we're sitting right next to each other anyways?
Michelangelo has been disconnected.
Mona Lisa: No killing him on the bed.
Raphael: Fine.
Michelangelo has joined the chat.
Michelangelo: Thx Mo =D
Michelangelo has renamed the chat: Raph has a boner
Michelangelo: Yolo!
Michelangelo has been disconnected.
Mona Lisa: And just like that, the holiness has been ruined.
Raphael: Did it go as u expected?
Mona Lisa: Yep-and you owe me 20 bucks. April does like him.
Raphael: She cld be bluffing…
Mona Lisa: They are making out in the hallway…
Raphael: How bt instd of 20 bucks I do the licking thing.
Mona Lisa: It's a deal...but Raphael?
Raphael: Ya babe?
Mona Lisa has renamed the chat: Raphael totally has a boner right now!
Raphael: …
Mona Lisa: Yolo!
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