hi and welcome 2 one of our many fics featuring Minda/Mindy/Meimi-chan as MEIMI!! and
Y. Bakura as himself including all the other fun characters. If you dont wanna read this fic
u can always watch the dancing squirrel in the corner 4 ur entertainment instead.

Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh or Saint Tail, so just go sue someone else, there's bound to be
someone who u can sue the pants off, I'm shure of it!! ^_____^



Y. Malik: My name is yami malik and I like...
Y. Malik: TO CONTROL PEOPLE!!
Y. Malik: BY USING THIS ROD
Y. Malik: I WILL CONTROL...
Y. Malik: THAT ANT!!!
Y. Malik: MWHAHAHA
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Malik: *controls ant*
Y. Malik: now ant...
Meimi: *steps on ant*
Meimi: hiii!
Y. Malik: !!!
Y. Malik: NOOOOOOO!!!
Y. Malik: U IDIOT
Y. Malik: LOOK AT WAT U DONE!!!
Meimi: *blink*
Meimi: *looks down at squished ant*
Meimi: uh....was that a friend of yours?
Y. Malik: NOOOOOOO
Y. Malik: IT WAS MY SLAVE!!!
Y. Malik: AND U STEPPED ON HIM
Meimi: ....*sweatdrop*
Y. Malik: WHO WOULD DO MY DIRTY WORK NOW?
Meimi: eheheh...
Meimi: *gulp*
Y. Malik: *gets evil thoughts*
Y. Malik: *evil smile*
Y. Malik: *evil glare at meimi*
Y. Malik: *evil intentions*
Y. Malik: *evil face*
Y. Malik: *evil body*
Y. Malik: *evil mind*
Y. Malik: *evil watever*
Meimi: ....we get the point
Meimi: *points behind y. malik* hey look! its the ice cream man*
Y. Malik: mwhahaha
Y. Malik: *controls meimi*
Y. Malik: NOW MY NEW SERVANT
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Malik: ATTACK THE ICE CREAM MAN
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Malik: AND RAID ALL HIS ICE CREAM!!
Meimi: noo! cant control......legs.....walking...to ice cream....truck
Y. Malik: YES
Y. Malik: MWHAHAHHA
Meimi: *stops* haha! fooled ya!
Y. Malik: .....
Y. Malik: *hits u with rod*
Meimi: *sees another ant* use him
Meimi: oww
Y. Malik: ....
Meimi: *takes out mallet*
Y. Malik: no its more funner using u
Meimi: *whack*
Y. Malik: HEY!!
Y. Malik: U COMMONER
Y. Malik: HOW DARE U RUIN MY HEAD!!
Y. Malik: NO
Y. Malik: WAIT
Y. Malik: IT WAS MY FEET
Meimi: ...
Y. Malik: HOW DARE U RUIN MY FEET!!
Meimi: -_-;;
Meimi: *hits y.malik in the head*
Y. Malik: @_@
Y. Malik: *grabs rod*
Meimi: mwahaha! now i can go fishing....
*y. bakura appears*
Y. Bakura: mwhahaha
Y. Bakura: guess whose back
Y. Bakura: back again
Meimi: *blink* hey! snail boy!
Y. Bakura: -_-;;
Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi*
Y. Bakura: ITS BAKURA!!
Meimi: owww
Y. Bakura: YAMI BAKURA!!
Y. Bakura: DARK BAKURA
Y. Bakura: EVIL PERSON
Meimi: snail boy!!
Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi again*
Meimi: *whacks y.bakura with mallet*
Y. Bakura: hey
Meimi: now u stop hitting me!
Y. Bakura: geez
Meimi: *whack whack whack*
Y. Bakura: ow
Y. Bakura: ow ow
*y. malik wakes up*
Meimi: now dont bother me. im going fishing
Y. Malik: HEY
Y. Malik: THAT'S MY ROD!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Malik: *lunges at meimi*
Meimi: uh...oh
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOO
Y. Bakura: ITS MINE!!
Meimi: *runs to nearest fishing place*
Y. M & Y. B: *lunges at meimi*
Meimi: *dodges and continues running*
y. m & y. b: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Both: *chases after her*
Meimi: *hides in a sock*
All: -_-;
Meimi: *pops out of sock*
Meimi: *holds up rod*
Y. Malik: GIVE ME BACK MY ROD!!
Y. Malik: *grabs it*
Meimi: I COMMAND U TO
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Meimi: aww
Y. Malik: *grabs it*
Y. Bakura: ITS MY ROD!!!
Meimi: i'll just make my own then
Meimi: *goes off to get supplies*
Meimi: *comes back with a twig and a lightblulb*
Meimi: *glues together*
y. b & y. m: *fighting over the rod*
Meimi: behold!!
Meimi: *ahem* BEHOLD!
Y. Malik: huh? *shoves bakura*
Meimi: *holds up rod*
Y. Bakura: wat the heck? *shoves back*
Meimi: I COMMAND YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY ROD!
Both: .....
Meimi: YOU SHALL SING THE BARNEY SONG!
Both: noooooooooo
Both: *singing*
Both: i luv u
Both: u luv me
Meimi: mwahahahaha!
Both: noooooooooo
Y. Malik: cant sing it
Y. Malik: * tries to tackles meimi*
Meimi: now you shall sing the theme to blues clues while hugging eachother!
Both: nooooooooooo
Meimi: mwahaha
Both: *hugs each other*
Both: blues clues
Both: o blues clue
Meimi: *laughs evilly*
Both: blues clues
Both: we gotta find the another paw.....
Y. Bakura: nooooooooooooo
Y. Bakura: *lunges at meimi*
Meimi: *dodges*
Meimi: now, you shall give me that rod so i can go fishing!
Y. Malik: *now has the REAL rod*
Y. Malik: *controls y. bakura*
Y. Malik: GET HER ROD NOW!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Meimi: uh...oh
Y. Bakura: *runs towards meimi*
Meimi: *runs*
Meimi: *hides in the girls bathroom*
Y. Malik: awwww...wait
Y. Malik: mwhahahhaa
Y. Malik: at this rate
Y. Malik: i could embarass y. bakura even more
Y. Malik: Y. BAKURA!!!
Y. Malik: GO IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM
Y. Malik: AND GET THE ROD!!
Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Y. Bakura: *goes in the gurl's bathroom*
Meimi: *sees y. bakura and laughs*
Y. Bakura: ARRRRGGGG
Y. Bakura: *lunges at meimi*
Y. Malik: mwhahahha
Meimi: *dodges*
Y. Malik: teaches both of them not 2 mess with the mastah!!(A/N: Inside joke. *snicker*)
Meimi: *flushes y.b.*
Y. Bakura: nooooooo!!! Y me???!!!!
Meimi: *runs away*
Y. Bakura: y do i always have 2 be the one tortured???
Meimi: because you're snail boy!
Y. Bakura: ARRRRGGGG
Meimi: *runs out and jumps in a lake*
Y. Bakura: *climbs out of the toilet
Y. Bakura: EEEEEEEEWWWWW
Y. Bakura: i got poop all over me!!
Meimi: *is in lake*
Y. Bakura: *cries*
Y. Bakura: im telling my hikari!!!
Y. Bakura: *runs*
Meimi: *is in a sock in a lake*
Y. Malik: .......
Y. Malik: *points 2 random person*
Y. Malik: u there
Y. Malik: *random person is asuka jr.*
Y. Malik: hmmm....
Y. Malik: *thinks* As i remember from those saint tails books i read during my free time
in the bathroom
Y. Malik: meimi really likes asuka jr.
Meimi: ...
Y. Malik: mwhahaha
Y. Malik: let's mess around with him shall we, or is it me?
Y. Malik: *shrugs*
Y. Malik: I SAID U THERE
Y. Malik: *points 2 asuka jr.*
Asuka jr.: huh?
Meimi: *is still in sock*
Y. Malik: *controls him*
Y. Malik: uhhhh
Y. Malik: PUT MAKE UP ON!!
Meimi: .....
Asuka jr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Asuka jr.: *puts make-up on*
Y. Malik: *snorts*mwhahahhahahahahaha
Meimi: *is in sock and cant see anything...but the inside of the sock*
Y. Malik: hilarious
Y. Malik: *now put on a....
Y. Malik: *swimsuit
Y. Malik: *evil grin*....A GURLS BIKINI!!!
Asuka jr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Meimi: *is stil in sock*
Asuka jr.: *puts on a bikini with hedgehogs on it*
Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*
Y. Malik: mwhahhahahaa
Y. Malik: *hits the ground while holding stomach*
Y. Malik: *wipes eyes*
Y. Malik: okay
Y. Malik: NOW DIVE IN THE LAKE AND GO HUG THE SOCK!!!
Y. Malik: mwhahahahhahaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
Asuka jr.: .............NO!!!!!
Asuka jr.: *goes dives in lake*
Asuka jr.: *and hugs the sock*
Meimi: *blink blink*
Y. Malik: okay.... that was lame
Meimi: ....this is rather.....odd.....
Y. Malik: GET THAT ANNOYING GURL OUT OF THE SOCK AND HUG HER!!!
Y. Malik: mwhahahhahaa
Y. Malik: *used magic tricks and is no longer in sock*
*sock is empty*
Y. Malik: .......*blink*
Y. Malik: *getting pissed*
Meimi: *is disguised as lina*
Y. Malik: NOW U BOY WITH THE MAKE UP *snort* AND HAHAH A BIKINI....
Y. Malik: MWHHAHAHA
Y. Malik: I CANT TAKE IT
Y. Malik: DROWN U FOOL!!!
*asuka jr is now drowning*
Meimi: *floating divice pops outta no where*
Y. Malik:.......
Y. Malik: word
Meimi: *still disguised as lina, hiding behind tree controlling floating device with magic*
Y. Malik: .........
Y. Malik: i said i t once and i will say it again
Y. Malik: word
Meimi: dictionary!
Y. Malik: ........
Y. Malik: mwhahaha
Meimi: ....
Y. Malik: gound u
Y. Malik: wait, that wasnt rite
Meimi: uhh...i didnt say anything
Y. Malik: Ground u
Y. Malik: no
Y. Malik: still not rite
Y. Malik: arrrggg
Meimi: waah!! im grounded!
Y. Malik: *mumbling 2 self*
Meimi: take me off my groundation! i dont wunna be grounded!
Y. Malik: uhhhh
Y. Malik: i no
Meimi: .....
Y. Malik: UR POUNDED!!!
Y. Malik: noo
Y. Malik: still not rite
Meimi: ....
Y. Malik: ur sounded???
Meimi: *ahem* use this dictionary! *hands y.malik dictionary*
Meimi: no wait......thats not a dictionary..
Meimi: thats a joke book....
Y. Malik: HEY *grabs book*
Meimi: give that back!
Y. Malik: whoooo
Y. Malik: mwhahaha
Meimi: ....
Y. Malik: this joke is hilarious!!
Y. Malik: here goes
Y. Malik: y did the chicken cross the road??
Meimi: ....*shrugs*
Y. Malik: 2 GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE!!
Y. Malik: MWHAHAHAHA
Y. Malik: ISNT THAT HILARIOUS!!
Meimi: .....
Meimi: -_-;;
Miemi: *still has rod*
Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*
Meimi: *hides*
Y. Malik: *stands back up*
Y. Malik: u no wat?
Y. Malik: that boy in the lake is still drowing
Y. Malik: i dont get y he's still alive
Meimi: ....
Meimi: cuz this is a random story...
Meimi: ^__^
Y. Malik: ..................rrriiiitttee
Meimi: *gets giant noodle and pulls asuka jr. to safety*
Y. Malik: O.o
Meimi: *sees him and starts laughing*
Y. Malik: mwhahahahaha
Y. Malik: hey
Y. Malik: i wonder where y. bakura went
Meimi: *in between laughs* what...did u do...to him??...
Y. Malik: well
Y. Malik: 2 who?
Y. Malik: the guy in the *laughs* bikini
Y. Malik: or y. bakura?
Meimi: ....*points to asuka jr* *still laughing*
Y. Malik: mwhahahahah
Y. Malik: welll
Y. Malik: i told him 2 put on make up
Y. Malik: but he overdid it a bit
Y. Malik: probably not a bit
Y. Malik: but mwhahahahaha
Meimi: *falls down laughing*
Y. Malik: a hell lot!!!
Y. Malik: and the bikini
Y. Malik: i wonder y he chose 1 with hedgehogs all over it
Meimi: *rolling over on the ground pounding the ground laughing*
Asuka jr: ITS NOT FUNNY!!
Meimi: ....
Asuka jr.: ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS HANEOKA'S FAVORITE ANIMAL!!
Meimi: ....
Meimi: *blink* but...i like cows
Asuka jr.: ...........
Asuka jr.: THATS IT
Asuka jr.: IM LEAVING!!!
Meimi: *still laughing*
Y. Malik: y dont u shake ur butt more in the process??!!!
Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*
Y. Malik: IM SOOOO SORRY ABOUT THAT INSULT...MISS!!!
Meimi: HAHAHAHA! *falls down too*
Y. Malik: MWHAHAHHAA
Meimi: HEHAHAHAAHA!
Asuka jr: hmph! people these days
Asuka jr.: no respect 4 their elders
Meimi: .....HAHAHAHAHA!!
Y. Malik: SO UR SAYING UR AN OLD LADY NOW??!!
Y. Malik: MWHAHHAHAA
Y. Malik: I CANT TAKE IT
Y. Malik: 2 MUCH
Meimi: HAHAHAHA!!
Y. Malik: *laughs really hard*
Meimi: *explodes*
Y. Malik: *does same thing*
Y. Malik: *comes back*
Y. Malik: *with hot dog in hand*
Meimi: *is still....exploded...*
Y. Malik: ......
Y. Malik: *gets a ketchup bottle*
Meimi: *after a while, comes back*
Y. Malik: awww
Meimi: *with sock in hand*
Y. Malik: stupid ketchup
Meimi: *gets cheese bottle*
Meimi: awww
Meimi: stupid cheese
Y. Malik: ..............
Meimi: ....
Y. Malik: -_-;
Meimi: where did snail boy go?
Y. Malik: hmmm
Y. Malik: thinks*
*movie time*
Y. Bakura: *cries*
Y. Bakura: HIKARI!!!
Ryou: YAMI???!!!
Ryou: He's crying??!!! *can't believe it*
Y. Bakura: HIKARI!!
Y. Bakura: Y. MALIK WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN 2 ME
Y. Bakura: HE MADE ME GO IN THE GURL'S BATHROOM
Y. Bakura: AND THAT FREAKY SCARY INSANE MENTAL WEIRD STUPID GURL
Y. Bakura: SHOVED ME DOWN THE TOILET
Y. Bakura: AND NOW I GOT POOP ALL OVER ME!!!
Meimi: *pops out of no where* heya snail boy!
Y. Bakura: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Y. Bakura: ITS HER!!
Meimi: *puts snail on y.bakuras head*
Y. Bakura: THE FREAKY SCARY INSANE MENTAL WEIRD STUPID GURL!!!
Meimi: * blink *
Meimi: and you're snail boy!
Ryou: snail boy? Insane gurl? Wat?
Ryou: i dont get it
Meimi: *starts laughing*
Ryou: wat's so funny?
Meimi: of course you dont
Ryou: ............
Meimi: *brakes down in laughter*
Ryou: yami, y dont u clean up back in ur soul room?
Y. Bakura: *sniffs* okay
Y. Bakura: *goes back 2 soul room*
Meimi: *squirts cheese everywhere*
Meimi: NOODLES!!!!
Meimi: hahahahahaha!!!
Ryou: she is freaky......
Meimi: thank you!
Ryou: *shivers*
Ryou: ..........
Meimi: *disappears*
*movie ends*
Y. Malik: hahahhaha
Y. Malik: good movie
Y. Malik: bakura....crying
Y. Malik: hahahhaa
Meimi: *still has rod*
Y. Malik: hey
Y. Malik: dont use it on me
Y. Malik: again
Meimi: mwahahaha
Y. Malik: *runs*
Meimi: MWAHAHAHAHA
Y. Malik: *sees a book*
Meimi: *holds up rod*
Y. Malik: blue scado
Y. Malik: we can too
Y. Malik: *jumps in2 the book*
Meimi: ....
Meimi: awww
Meimi: I order you to come out of that book!
Y. Malik: NOOO
Y. Malik: I DONT WANNA COME OUT!!!
Meimi: *snicker* come out *laughs* and haha and put make up on!
Y. Malik: NOOOOOOOO
Y. Malik: OOOO
Y. Malik: TIC TAC!!!
Meimi: ...
Meimi: I COMMAND YOU!!!
Momo: *pops up* since malik is already hyper
Meimi: *waves twig/rod around*
Momo: we will replace him with yami yugi
Y. Yugi: OOOOOOOO TIC TAC!!!
Meimi: ....
Meimi: ....
Y. Yugi: *gobbles tic tac* mmmmm....cheesey
Meimi: *hits y.yugi with mallet*
Y. Yugi: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Y. Yugi: ow
Y. Yugi: DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Yugi: *runs around*
Meimi: THATS MY LINE!
Y. Yugi: MWHAHAHA
Y. Yugi: U CHEESE
Y. Yugi: U WILL NEVER FIND ME
Meimi: *is in a sock...in a lake again*
Y. Yugi: WHEEE!!!
Y. Yugi: LAUNDRY!!!
*now the sock is empty*
Y. Yugi: *jumps in2 lake*
Y. Yugi: O NO
Y. Yugi: I CANT EAT!!!
Meimi: *watches*
Y. Yugi: MY CHEESE IS GETTING SOGGY
Y. Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Meimi: -_-;;
Y. Yugi: U STUPID WATER!!
Meimi: *blink*
Y. Yugi: *tackles water*
Y. Yugi: MWHAHHAHAHA
Meimi: *holds up wand*
Y. Yugi: I GOT U NOW
Y.Yugi: OOOOO
Y. Yugi: SUM MACARONI!!
Meimi: i command you to act intelligant!
Y. Yugi: huh?
Y. Yugi: *doesnt no wat it means*
Meimi: *falls down*
Y. Yugi: *looks at meimi*
Y. Yugi: OOOOO
Meimi: then i command you to explode!
Y. Yugi: MANGOS!!!
Y. Yugi: how u do that?
Meimi: .....EXPLODE!
Meimi: go BOOM
Y. Yugi: R U A TALKING RAINBOW??
Meimi: ....
Y. Yugi: YAY
Meimi: *slaps forhead*
Meimi: i cant take it!!!!
Y. yugi: *jumps on meimi*
Meimi: *explodes*
Y. Yugi: AWWW
Y. Yugi: POOR RAPID
Y. Yugi: BUNNY
Y. Yugi: RAN AWAY
Y. Yugi: AND LEAVE CHEESE BEHIND!!!
*~*the end*~*

Momo: MWHAHAHAAAH!! THE STORY IS FINALLY COMPLETED!!
Y. Yugi: .....yay
Y. Malik: WHERE "S MY TIC TAC??!!
Y. Bakura: HAS FREAKY INSANE SCARY etc etc GURL GONE YET??!!
Ryou: ....uhh, y was i included in the story again?
Momo: -_-;;

NOW REVIEW MY STORY OR I'LL SEND MEIMI 2 UR HOUSE AND HAVE HER UHH...ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF U