The Switch

(This is my 1st one so u may not like it that much)

One day, at a large building where babies come from, Link, Zelda and Gannondorf came from 3 conveniently placed bathrooms.

"Why the hell are you out of the temple?" said Link. He drew his sword.

"I got so hungry that I ate the barrier. Then I left." Gannondorf replied

Link started twitching his eye.

"I love Link!" Zelda shouted.

Gannondorf then said "Oh, by the way, I killed that Tinkle guy. Not that it matters or anything."

"Grrrreeeaaat…" moaned Link who was still twitching his eye.

Quickly, Zelda said, "I have a fun idea, let's play switch our characters! I'll be Li…"

"I'll be Link!" squealed Gannondorf.

Link and Zelda both grumbled "dammit".

"Yay!" shouted Gannondorf and he started doing the chicken dance!

Link moaned, "Fine! Ok, for starters I'll give you my triforce, my Ocrina of Time and the will to the Master Sword, which you'll get in 7 years."

Gannondorf took the items, paused, then ran away shouting "GAYLORDS, GAYLORDS…"

Then he slips on a bubble and falls through a star-shaped hole in the floor. Doing this pops the bubble! This makes the baby Pichu very angry…

Pichu angrily shouted "PI, PI!" and ate all of Link's stuff.

Link stared blankly, and then said "Oh well."

"I guess we'll have to be each other then." Zelda said to Link.

Link replied, "Yeah, I guess so."

"Let's trade clothes!" Zelda shouted.

"Ok!" said Link and undressed.

Zelda did the same.

They then traded their clothes.

Zelda threw away Link's clothes and smiled.

Link shouted at her, "Hey! Those were my best clo…….Ohhhhhhhh."

They both ran to a bed and had sex.

But since that is not how you have kids in this story, they just bought one named Tommy Tickles from the same building.

THE END

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