Title: Feline (um yeah, until I've thought of a better title it's sticking to this one…:D)

Warnings: uhhh., nothing really, except Watanuki's aggressive mouth, and my abusive use of parenthesis and CAPSLOCK, but Watanuki would never be Watanuki without the CAPSLOCK…..ahaha…8D, and there aren't any fluff in this chapter just YET… ehe

Rating: T (for Watanuki's aggressive loud mouth…. xD)

Chapter title: (1) the seer, the archer, and the witch

Declaimer: I do not OWN xxxHOLiC

O~O

"Oh come one Nuki-chan! It's not THAT bad!" Yuuko and her, underlings helpers were giggling madly behind the door Yuuko knocked on.

"Not that bad! Not that bad!" chimed the twins.

"WOULD YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT IS NOT SO BAD ABOUT THIS?!" cried Watanuki from behind the door. "Shit, this is bad."

"It really isn't that bad." Great, did he HAVE to be here?! Thought Watanuki. "YOU, like you haven't done enough." Watanuki shot a death glare at Doumeki, which seem to have no effect on said archer; Doumeki just raised an eyebrow.

"It was your fault too, you know."

"HOW WAS IT MY-?!" realizing it was partly his fault, he didn't dare to finish his rant and just shifted his glance to anything but the cretin in front of him. As much as he didn't want to admit it, it WAS his fault, if he hadn't been screaming at Doumeki the whole time he would have noticed that a spell was cased on him.

(To save myself, and you, from my pathetic attempt to explain what actually happened, here's a flashback…)

"I need you to get something for me…" Yuuko lounged on her sofa huffing from her pipe.

"Of course, what is it this time?" asked the bespectacled boy. Yuuko explain what to do and the place they, (did she just say "THEY"?) have to go to get the "thing" Yuuko wanted. Which means the big oaf would be there too, thought Watanuki. The Dimensional Witch grinned when she caught glimpse of Watanuki's scowl when she said "THEY". This will be interesting, she thought. "By they you mean…" "You and Doumeki-kun of course!" she cheered. Watanuki let out a frustrating groan. And with that she sent the boy out, Watanuki swore he heard chuckles the moment he closed the door behind him.

He started walking out the shop and found Doumeki waiting by the post. "How long have you been standing there?" he asked with venom. "Hn." "WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS HN?!" Doumeki started walking and plugging both his index fingers on both sides of his head.

The walk was….restless, on Watanuki's part anyway, the boy spent almost the whole walk ranting on how oblivious the stoic archer was. Finally Doumeki spoke "Are we there yet?" he asked. Watanuki stopped on mid rant to look at their surroundings he found an old mansion on the corner of the street."Over there." He said pointing at the mansion. "Let's go slowpoke." Doumeki started walking to the direction of the mansion. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU IDIOT!"

They neared the gate and took a good look on the mansion, it was western style it looked nice if only it didn't look so old and abandoned for seemed like ten to twenty years. Watanuki started to play around with the lock and managed to break it, (well anyone could have broken it, it's so OLD; it looked like a cat could have broken it.) He opened the gate and started to walk pass the huge garden front. (It wasn't much of a garden now since there were weeds growing everywhere and no sign of floral life in the whole place.)

After getting passed the garden, which seemed like hours, they've finally made it to the door. Doumeki opened it (hey, we gotta let him do a little something-something too, right?) and they walked inside. The interior was amazing, a marble staircase and a chandelier right above the middle of the stairway. There were hallways on either side of the stairs and double doors on both ends of the room. Everything seemed extravagant, if only the whole place wasn't covered with dust and spider webs.

Watanuki kept looking around the room that he didn't notice that Doumeki had already started to climb the marble staircase. Watanuki's train of thought crashed when he heard someone call out.

"Oi"

Watanuki glared at the owner of the voice as if DAREING him to talk again."I'll leave you behind if you don't hurry." Watanuki started climbing the stairs himself while screaming "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO FIND IT IF YOU DON'.KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS?!" Watanuki's voice echoed throughout the mansion (yeah sure it was big, but Watanuki's voice was loud enough for even the people cross-country could hear him.) Watanuki kept ranting and Doumeki kept his ears protected by covering them with his palms. (Because fingers weren't good enough anymore to protect his hearing from the loud mouth known as Watanuki Kimihiro.)

As they walked down the hall, Doumeki swore he saw something move from the corner of his eye. And Watanuki stopped for a quick breather from his endless rant. "Farthest door to the right, almost there." He whispered to himself. They got to the door and shivers went down Watanuki's spine, Doumeki noticed and asked the other teen. "Is there a spirit?" "No, I'm just cold and decided to shiver myself!" the seer exclaimed sarcastically. "Of course there's a spirit!" Doumeki didn't bother protesting since he knew what was coming if he pressed on.

Watanuki opened the door slowly and peeked in, realizing it was clear he opened the door wide, they went inside. Watanuki saw something shining at the far end of the room, judging by what it looks like and how much supernatural energy it was emitting, it was probably the "thing" Yuuko wanted. Just as they were about to approach the item they heard an ear splitting cry, and suddenly it was right in from them. It was BIG, it's black, it has fangs, it has claws, it was….. a cat…? (I know I know, but I ran out of ideas! And this is humor anyway so it doesn't matter if it's as silly as this….right?) And it has a yellow jewel on it's forehead, and it seemed to look as dangerous as it's claws.

Watanuki stared onto the big cat's eyes and it was glowing, and so was the jewel. It looks like it's gonna fire something at them, "RUUUUUUUUUN!!" cried Watanuki. He dragged Doumeki with him and ran towards the glowing object on top of a pillar table, dodging the lasers that came out of the cat's eyes. What is this Sci-Fi?! Thought Watanuki, they got to the pillar and grabbed the item on top. Doumeki asked, "What now?" "I'M THINKING!" They stood in front of the huge cat and Doumeki could see the door behind it, if they could just run fast enough, then maybe they could get the hell out of here. THAT'S IT! Thought Doumeki.

"Oi."

"NOT NOW DOUMEKI!"

"Let me carry you." He said nonchalantly.

"WHAT!?"

"Just let me do it."

"Darn it Doumeki not now!" Watanuki obviously didn't realize that the plan was that Doumeki would carry him so that he could run from this darn abandoned mansion.

"Come on!" Doumeki raised his voice, if Watanuki wasn't so pressured about the cat, that was now glaring at them with hungry eyes, he would have been surprised. But he wasn't, so he just kept screaming at Doumeki. The cat, finally decided to attack, fired a spell from it's yellow jewel, directly hitting the seer. Watanuki cried in shock and in slight pain. (I'm not gonna kill him, I just want to shock him a little…:D) "Watanuki!" giving no seconds thoughts he picked the collapsing boy up and the item and bolted for the door. Successfully out running the cat and through the front yard and out the gates, running like hell.

Doumeki got to the shop in record time, not because he wanted to give the stupid "thing" (Yes, I've decided to just call it a "thing" now, since it really doesn't have anything to do with the whole story anyway.) that Yuuko wanted FAST, but he was worried what might happen to Watanuki if he doesn't seek help.

Yuuko told him he will be fine, (sort of) and that he just needs to sleep it off. She told him to lay Watanuki in one of her beds, he did as he was told and pulled a chair to sit on Watanuki's bedside. Behind the door Yuuko was using one of her signature looks, the "this-will-indeed-become-interesting" look and chuckled silently as she went to sit on her favorite couch.

(End of flashback)

(And well, after a few hours, approximately 4 hours, later Watanuki woke up with a cry from the top of his lungs…. And that was how this whole thing started.)

Seeing as though Watanuki remembered what had happen, "See, it was your fault…" said the stoic archer with that deadpan voice. Seeing Doumeki's expressionless face was enough to tip Watanuki's balance and he simply…..snapped. His furry dark blue ears and tail with a white tip stood up in sheer fury, it also didn't help that he now has little fangs on the sides of his mouth which shined when he hissed.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!! THIS ALL YOUR FAULT I DON'T WANNA HEAR A SINGLE WORD FROM YOU EVER!!! NOW GET NYAOUT!!!"

He literally shoved the archer out the door and locked himself back in his own little room. Yuuko, fully witnessing the whole scene as she was standing there in the hallway, giggled like a mad fangirl with her little companions there to join her. It a took a few seconds for Doumeki to register how hilarious it was when he heard Watanuki cry, "GET NYAOUT!!" and the nya- didn't help either.

Doumeki let out a chuckle.

TBC

A/N: yeah, this is chapter one. As for the chapter title, I have no idea either…. And the cat spirit, yeah, I know how powerful a cat spirit can be but I cant kill anyone in this fic, this is a HUMOR fic not HORROR and DRAMA. I hope you guys enjoyed it! Look forward to the next chapters! And I'm sorry that this chapter is kind of boring….I'll be doing my best from now on! REVIEWS will be wholeheartedly appreciated…. :) I WILL UPDATE SOON!

Oh! I would like to point out that if no one likes this then I'll just delete or discontinue the whole story. :D THANK YOU for reading as far as the Author notes…:] HAVE A NICE DAY! :]