"Not" and "Too" war

By: Mido-Sama

D - DUO

H - HEERO

H - "Do not." Heero sat typing at his lap top, the blue glow reflecting onto his face.

D - "Do too." Duo insisted it was so.

H - "I do not." Heero was going to defend himself.

D - "Admit it, you do. I can tell." Duo was a persistent fellow.

H - "No. I will admit to nothing."

D - "Come on!"

H - "No."

D - "You know you do."

H - "Do not!"

D - "Do too."

H - "Not."

D - "Too."

H - "Dear god Maxwell, I do not!"

D - "See! You are referring to me as Maxwell! You do! You do!" Duo clutched his chest and faked a very insincere sob. At this point Heero had stopped typing whatever it was he was typing and turned around in his chair to face the braided pilot who was now comfortably sitting on his bed, Indian style.

H - "Fine."

D - "You DO?"

H - "No, but if you insist I do, then you best get off my bed. Think of all the naughty things I have done on it."

D - "I dont have to think, I know."

H - "But if what you are saying is true, then you wont ever be able to think about those things again."

D - "No more sex?"

H - "What sex?"

D - "YOU DO!"

H - "I do not."

D - "Do too."

H - "Not."

D - "Too."

H - "Not."

D - "Too."

H - "MAXWELL!"

D - "See, there's that last name thing again, we aren't in Japan Yuy!" Duo mocked his name.

H - "Yes we are."

D - "No- DAMN IT! Who cares we are in Japan! I want you to call me Duo!"

H - "Fine."

D - "Fine?"

H - "Yes, I will call you what you wish to be called."

D - "Thank you"

H - "No problem."

D - "Alright. But you still do."

H - "Duo! Do not be silly! I do not like Peacecraft!"

D - "I never said you liked Peacecraft, if you liked Peacecraft, you would have a choice between male or female. I said you liked Female Peacecraft!"

H - "I do not!"

D - "Yes you do!"

H - "No I dont!"

D - "Fine, then you at least like girls."

H - "Do not."

D - "Do too."

H - "How would you know?"

D - "I just do."

H - "Do you?"

D - "yep."

H - "I dont believe you."

D - "But I do."

H - "You do not."

D - "Do too."

H - "Not."

D - "Too."

H - "Tell me how then?"

D - "Well."

H - "See you dont!"

D - "Quit!"

H - "Quit what?"

D - "Being as argumentive as me!"

H - "That's not a word."

D - "Is too."

H - "Is not."

D - "STOP!" Duo took in a breath.

H - "Stop what?"

D - "Being like me!"

H - "Ok, just tell me why you think I like women!"

D - "Because you dont ever let ME on top!"

H - "I do too."

D - "Do not."

H - "Do too."

D - "Not."

H - "Too."

D - "Heero, you dont." Duo pleaded, and Heero knew he was right."

H - "Is that what this is about?"

D - "Yes."

H - "Well, fine."

D - "Fine?"

H - "Yea."

D - "What does that mean?"

H - "You can be on top."

D - "hen."

*Cricket Cricket*

H - "Right now." *Smiley, happy, glad, excited, thrilled, horney, animated G-Boys!*

~The beautiful end~

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