This is kind of a new thing for me. My English teacher assigned us to do something with double voice for our multi genre projects. I thought we could do any subject so I wrote this little drabble. It turns out he meant using our own topics for our projects so I couldn't turn this in. I threw it up here for fun.

It is written in double voice style so it goes back and forth from Shikamaru to Temari.

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Shikamaru

Temari

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So tired…

Where is that lazy ass?

Sleep…

I peek around a corner. Found him!

Oh shit… its Temari. Gotta run!

He is trying to run. Now I have to chase him, what a waste of energy. That boy is going to pay.

I duck into a flower shop. Maybe I can get her mind off of the incident with some flowers. That always works with girls right?

A flower shop… what a douche, flowers won't help with all of the trouble he is in though they would be nice.

Isn't this Ino's shop. Oh man what a pain, here she comes.

I walk into the shop to see Shikamaru nonchalantly talking to Yamanaka. That girl is a waste of space. She should never have been born.

Sigh… how troublesome, Ino glares at Temari who glares back. This is my time to escape.

What a bitch, she thinks she can steal away my guy!

Tiptoe…. Grab the flowers quietly and run!

Well she will never steal him form me. Hey! Where did Shikamaru go? That lazy ass still hasn't paid for what he did.

How troublesome at least now I can catch up on some sleep.

Normal POV

Ino watches Temari angrily storm out of the flower shop. She almost laughs out loud when she catches a glimpse of Temari's hair. "Hey Temari!" she calls out.

Temari turns to glare at the blond. "What?"

"You uh… your missing two of your ponytails."

Temari sighs, "I know that, who do you think cut them off?"

Ino laughs, "Well go get him!"

Temari shoots Ino one last glare before going off the find the pineapple head who dared to touch her hair while she was sleeping.

Off in the distance a light snore could be heard coming from Shikamaru's mouth.

Eventually Temari wanders up to the sleeping chuunin. She pulls our her scissors and grins evilly. With a quick snip snip Shikamaru has a brand new haircut!!

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I added the last bit for fun. Was it okay?

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