Once there was a pokemon championship in Mddle Erth! Ash went to there with Pikachu but he couldn't find anyone 2 tell him where he could go to BATTLE POKEMON!!

So Pikachu went up the mountain and saw there was smoke coming out of it! What was happening?

I know', said Ash. 'I choose YOU, Bulbasaur!' So Bulbasaur saw the mountain and went wwooooooooosh aned put out all the FLAEMES.

Then Sauron got mad. He got so mad he sent lava RACING TOWARDS THEM!!!

Suddenly, they all saw these people running away and followed them. They rode on piGEmon until they saw a forest. All the peopel were there including the brown haired ones.

Ash went up and said hi.

HI! said Frodo. I'M Frodo and this is SAM! Sam said hi.

We came to see some pokemon and battle them! said Ash. So Sam and Frodo showed him the way back to through the forest since they were going there nyway.

'We just battled Sauron' said Frodo. 'And then we won!'

'Yes!' said Sam. 'We did it with the magic ring, which controlled all his pokemon!'

'WOW!' said Ash, cause he was all surprised.

Pika! shouted Pikachu. What is it, Pikachu asked Ash.

Suddenly, MORE LAVA!!! And this time it went through the forest. They all ran way from it. Pikachu suddenly looked away and then he fell onto some rocks. But then an ELF showed up! He had all this long blonde hair and he jumped down and rescued Ash because he had good eyes because he was an Elf.

I rescued yur friend! said Legls. Yes, you did! said Frodo. Thank you, would you like to go to the Pokemon championship with us? Well, Legolas couldn't do that cuz he had other stuff to do that day.

While all this was going on a bunch of people were bttling 1 another in a field somewhere, and by the time Ash and all the others got there, there was nohting but dead bodies!

OMG! said Ash, taking a spear out of one of the orcs. Look at this pokemon, why is he so ugly???????!

That's not a pokemon, stupid, said Sam. That's a orc, Youre so stupid, LOL!!!

So Ash took the spear and flung it thru Sam.

NOOOOOOOOOO! Frodo cried. And he totally cried and he was all sad. And then he kissed Sam all over the lips cuz they were best friends but he wanted to be lovers too, but he didn't have time to tell Sam cause he was on a quest and then he had to look for pokemon too.

So Sam and Frodo were kissing when Gandalf rode up. He threw some lightning at Sam. Sam got up!!!!

Who did this, said Gandalf. It was HIM! they all said, pointing at Ash. 'Well, since you did this Ash, said Gandalf. 'You can't do the pokemon match. You have to go back home, but I'M TAKING YOUR POKEMON!' and then he took Pikachu cause he could throw lightning bolts 2.

Then Pikachu and Gandalf started fighting!!!!!!! OMG! EEEE! They were so mad at each other! They threw light all over the place. And then Ash started running away, but Sam pickied up the rock and threw it at his head, but Ash ducked and ran away.

'Frodo, I love you so much!' said Sam and he kissed Frodo some more.

'I know! I love you too, you are my soulmate and I want to be with you forever!' said Frodo. 'Come here and put your lips on mine.' So then they kissed and Gandalf thought that was sweet.

Pikachu died and was all dead so they ate him. It was like the rabbits they had ate b4 when they were trying to get the ring to get the pokemon in the mountain!

So then Ash ran until he found the woods, and there was the pokemon match!!! And the pokemon were all giant birds, so he tried capturing one. But he couldn't do it because they were too big, and then one stepped on him, and Ash lost all his Pokemon. Then Misty came (NO, NOT the MOUNTAINS, she's also on Pokemon!) and dragged Ash away so he could see a doctor and get all better.



OK!!!! Tell me what you think!!!!!! Lol, I know, I did a bunch of crazy stuff. But it was a good stoery!!!!!!