a/n- Hey guys, thanks for clicking on our story! This is obviously our first story that we've written so we're going to be expecting alot of critizism and other things to that nature. Hopefully we get some reviews tossed into that mixture as well!
We'd like to thank Aoi-Para for being our oh so wonderful beta for this cracktastic story! Even though its not her type of story, she took her time to read this and we thank her ... alot. Hopefully she'll be there with tons of advice to help us with our future stories.
Warnings- This story does contain... boys love (not much just kisses and hugs), Tons of Crack and quite a bit of OOCness, and we're admitting to that! Despite the tons of crack, there will be TONS of fluff to accompany it as well.
Disclaimer- We don't own Kingdom Hearts or the characters that are in this story... if we did, Zexion would have met Demyx and yeah .. unmentionables would have happened... So I'll Shut-up and enjoy the story!
"Well at least Roxy isn't an emo that would rather sit and read than talk to me!" A voice bellowed through the hallways of the once quiet Castle Oblivion.
"Well, at least I'm not a friken pedo leach!" Another voice retorted.
"Stop calling me that!" The first voice spoke again.
"I will, Axel, as soon as you tell me that my Zexy is way better than Roxy for a boyfriend!" Demyx replied.
"Tch. The day you hear that from me will be the day that I loathe fire."
"Fine. Suit yourself. Pe-do- Lea-ch.." Demyx smirked as he drew out each syllable of the word Axel had come to hate so much.
"That's it!" Axel had finally cracked. "Your face is gonna be so messed up by the time I'm done with you, that your precious Zexy won't know where your friken mouth is!" With that said, Axel wasted no time by summon his chakrams and tackled Demyx, who had already summoned his oh-so- manly sitar, to the ground. There the completely idiotic fight continued.
Meanwhile, the other half of the said couples stood in the back of the room, watching their lovers, 'fight to the death' as some would say.
"Are they fighting over which of us is better again?" Roxas asked.
"It seems that way." Zexion replied, monotonously.
"God, this is what, the fifth time this week! By the way," Roxas began as he turned grinning devilishly towards Zexion, causing shivers to run up his spine. " You haven't even told Demyx have you?
Zexion looked away quickly, but no before Roxas saw the vived blush that shaded most of his face.
"I-I don't know what your referring to Roxas." He stuttered.
"Yes, you do, Zexion." Roxas answered. "Your not going to be completely happy with yourself, until you tell him that you love him. Its completely obvious that you two have more than a crush for each other and you've been dating for what 6 months now?"
"Roxas please drop the subject." Zexion asked quietly.
"You know, Demyx actually told me…that he loved you and he tells that to you all the time, yet you just look at him and nod or ignore the phrase all together! He may seem unphased by it but inside I bet it's actually hurting him, but being the headstrong and patient idiot that he is, he'll wait for you."
Zexion didn't reply, instead he just stood there as Roxas's words running through his head. Roxas simply shook his head and gave a heavy sigh to Zexion's thickheadedness. They both turned back to the fight that was still going on between the fire and water nymphs.
Completely oblivious to the fact that they now had an audience, Demyx and Axel continued their pointless fight. The blond yelped as Axel's chakrams whizzed by narrowly missing his head.
"Watch it Ax! You could've killed me there!" Demyx yelled at his tattooed friend.
"You should watch what you say about my beloved Roxy then," the redhead replied.
"Beloved? He acts like he hates you half the time," Demyx muttered while sending his water clones to attack Axel.
"At least I know he loves me!" Axel shouted at his friend while dodging the clones. He hated getting wet…
" What?!" Demyx screeched. His sitar fell to the floor while he stood frozen in shock at Axel's harsh words. Axel smirked at the sitarist knowing he had struck a never.
" Yeah, Zexion's way too busy reading to love you!"
Zexion who was on the other side of the room stood with shock as he saw his beloved drop his most prized possession on the ground with out care. Something must have been said that was too much for his little musician.
"Shut-up," Demyx yelled. "Zexy does love me! I know it! He's just shy… and … doesn't say or reply back when I say it." He finished with a whisper
" Yeah, yeah, or maybe it's completely one-sided. Zexy doesn't love ya. Got it memorized?"
Axel replied, edging Demyx on. What he didn't expect was for the blonde to walk up and smack him on the face. The redhead stared at his friend for a second before punching the blonde in the stomach.
"Ow! Dang it, that hurt Ax!" Demyx wheezed before attacking Axel again. Soon the two nobodies were rolling on the floor, kicking, biting, punching, anything to hurt the other.
Zexion although he tried to stifle his laugh let out a little chuckle at the sight before him. What had started as a simple argument had escalated to… well, he didn't know how to describe it. Two five year olds fighting? Yup, that fit. Next to him Roxas was also giggling at the two friends. After letting them battle it out for a while, Roxas spoke.
"We should probably stop them before they kill each other," Zexion nodded in agreement, and they ran over to drag Demyx and Axel off of each other.
The two older nobodies were panting heavily and glaring at each other.
"You two need to grow up," Zexion lectured. Roxas stood at his side trying to hold in his laughter.
"Aw, calm down Zexy!" Axel said, earning on of the smaller boy's 'death glares'.
"Besides, this is all your fault Zexy."
"How so Zex!?" Zexion replied.
"Well, if you would just hurry up and tell Demyx yo-"
"I have no idea what your talking about, Eight!" Zexion scolded, a slight blush forming on his pale cheeks. Roxas couldn't take it anymore, he burst out laughing, and had to hold onto Axel so he wouldn't fall over.
"What is so funny, thirteen?!" Zexion snapped.
"Denial!" Roxas and Axel yelled in unison.
After remaining quiet, the whole time, he was tired of the pair picking on his Zexy. Demyx bounded over to the still blushing boy, and wrapped his arms around him protectively.
"Mah Zexy!" he yelled. Red exploded onto Zexion's face, causing Axel and Roxas to laugh harder. It that was even possible.
Zexion suddenly pushed Demyx away, not looking at Demyx in the eye.
"Zexy are y-"
"I apologize for spacing out, now if you'll excuse me, there is work that needs to be done." Without waiting for a response, he summoned a portal and left.
"Zexy…" was all Demyx said, voice full of hurt as his back was turned to Axel and Roxas.
"See! What did I tell you! He doesn't lo-"
"Shut-up! Just shut the heck up! I don't want to hear this anymore you, stupid pedo leach!" Demyx had finally cracked, all the anger that he had held in let loose. This shocked Axel and Roxas greatly. They had never seen this side of Demyx before. He was always happy go lucky.
After a few moments of silence, Demyx spoke again, but his voice quiet and whispered.
"Im sorry." Although it was quiet, they could tell that he was on the verge of tears.
"Dem-" Roxas started
"No, Roxas," Demyx sniffled before continuing, "I'm fine. Now, if you'll excuse me." He too summoned a portal and left.
A few moments of silence later, a smack resonated through the halls. Axel felt a painful burning on his other cheek, as if once from Demyx wasn't enough. In front of him a furious Roxas glared at him.
"How the heck could you do this to Demyx! You know how much he loves Zexion, yet you shoot all his hopes down! They're dating aren't they? So why make such a big deal out of Zexion not saying 'I love you' to Demyx, when you know the subject is going to hurt him. You know how sensitive Demyx is!" Roxas yelled.
"It was a joke, Roxy I mean look at Zexion, they may be dating, but he still does his work most of the time compared to hanging out with Demyx."
"He's just doing his job as a member!"
"Still…"
"Look at us! I may seem to hate you when you try to show me affection, but you know that I love you, don't you?"
"Yeah but…"
"Same thing with those two… I know you don't like Zexion very much, but let's try to help things out between them for Demyx's sake, please?"
Axel stood there quiet for a moment, thinking.
"Alright, I'll do this… but only cause Dem's not the same when he isn't the happiest person in the friken castle.
"Thanks, Axel" Roxas chirped and gave Axel a quick peck on his cheek.
"I have a plan that should work…" he smirked. A similar expression made its way onto Axel's face.
"Oh? Do tell."
A/n- Hope you all enjoyed the first chapter, more is to come! Oh we know that Demyx was rather OOC when he burst out like that, but everyone knows he has a ... double sided personality. Just look at KH2 before you fight him the second time. Well anyways, please review!
